The thoughts of Frit

All things come to those who wait

2011-06-15T17:43:00.002+02:00

For as long as he can remember, Frit has been waiting for someone to come along who unites all the repellent vices of each and every loathsome left-leaning individual all in one. He has now arrived. His name is Tom MacMaster. Tom recently came into the public eye when he was outed pretending to be a gay girl from Syria in order to tell a pack of lies and manipulate people. Tom is a useless parasitic “activist” from Georgia, who, despite being all of 40 years old, is still presently “studying for a masters degree at the University of Edinburgh in Scotland” (degree in what, and on whose money?) although he is not actually doing that right now as he is currently “on holiday” in Istanbul, Turkey (on whose money?), busily destroying western civilisation from without instead of from within. Tom, seen here complete with grownup t-shirt (which “reputable” media outlets choose to crop), is a true master of uselessness and deceit. He passes off his dishonest actions with “While the narrative voice may have been fictional, the facts . . . are true and not misleading as to the situation on the ground. I do not believe that I have harmed anyone — I feel that I have created an important voice for issues that I feel strongly about”. True quality sliminess.

In some of the less respectable clubs Frit visits in Georgia the word is that Tom is really just a gay girl pretending to be Tom.

The Butcher of Srebrenica

2011-06-02T09:37:00.003+02:00

Frit notes that the alleged Butcher of Srebrenica, the man who Izetbegovic is said to have claimed told him he needed “5,000 dead Muslims” to justify western military intervention, is still at large. On the wanted list for years, his successful strategy for evading capture has been to brazen it out by living openly amongst his fellows disguised as a wonderful human being.

Arab Spring

2011-05-19T17:28:00.001+02:00

Frit believes the current “Arab Spring” is just the inevitable product of too many “Arab Offspring”.

Bathing in someone else's glory

2011-05-09T10:13:00.003+02:00

The way things are going in the media it seems likely that, ultimately, history will record that Obama personally headed the team of navy seals that killed his coreligionist, Bin Laden, and, having been quicker on the draw than his adversary, personally fired the fatal shots in a good and honest fair fight.

Osama bin Riddled

2011-05-06T06:53:00.001+02:00

Frustrated by official reluctance to release the photographs lest the pattern of shots should offend, Frit has decided to publish one here and be damned.

Aspherical correctness

2011-04-15T08:42:00.007+02:00

Learning that a school in Seattle has renamed Easter eggs “Spring Spheres” so as not to upset any Mussulmanics and drive them into genocidal rage, Frit proposes changing offensive “Easter Island” into “Quite Early In The Year Island” and “Good Friday” into “So-so Thursday” provided “Ramadan” is then changed to “Desperate Dan” in return.

Gbagbo gbagged by the forces of light and truth

2011-04-13T18:03:00.002+02:00

Ever since those who rule us started prefacing Laurent Gbagbo’s name with “international pariah” we all knew his ggoose was gcooked. Those who rule us deem the war in Ivory Coast to be all about childish good versus evil, right versus wrong, black versus white, truth versus falsehood. Like in Libya but not like in Syria. It has nothing to do with one party having the letter “g” in silly places in his name and absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with one religion versus a certain other unpleasant religion that wants to do away with all other religions, as we might have gthought. Gnever.

Picture shows Gbagbo’s successor enveloped in light, the pure light of Allah.

Cremating Koranic ramblings

2011-04-07T11:45:00.003+02:00

Prompted by recent events and harbouring an intense hatred of his neighbour ever since that party daubed “Frit the Twit” on that disputed fence, Frit has devised a perfect four-point plan for getting rid of him:

1. Convert to Islam.

2. Cut off neighbour’s head.

3. Blame it on that pastor who burned that holy book thereby turning every right-thinking Mussulmanic into a rabid killer zombie.

4. Contact CAIR for advice on how to sue the government for compensation for not having introduced Sherrya Law quickly enough to put a stop to that pastor’s antics and avoid the resulting trauma.

Leaving the sinking ship

2011-04-01T17:56:00.005+02:00

Frit learns that Libyan foreign minister Mussa Kussa has defected to Britain. “Mussa Kussa” is a shortened version of his full name, i.e. Mussa Kussa Kussa Mussa bin Kussa Mussa Mussa Kussa, which is Arabic for “whichever way the wind blows”.

Revealed – what makes prayer time so popular

2011-03-30T08:44:00.001+02:00

Frit recently came across this strange image that appears to inadvertently reveal the true nature of Mussulmanic prayer.

Bombing the baddy

2011-03-24T15:28:00.001+01:00

Now that the West is busy bombing Libya to “protect innocent civilians” from the dictator in charge there, Frit learns that Madmood Madjihadimad, Sad Assad and the rulers of just about every other Islamic country intend suing us for equal rights to be bombed for the same reason.

Getting the wind up about atoms

2011-03-18T11:43:00.002+01:00

According to Caithness Windfarm Information Forum at www.caithnesswindfarms.

co.uk, 35 fatalities were associated with wind turbines in the United States from 1970 through 2010. Nuclear energy, by contrast, did not kill a single American in that time although nuclear energy accounts for about 9% of American energy production and wind energy for only 0.7%. Multiplying this 0.7% and its associated number of wind farms and fatalities until 9% is reached yields a country consisting almost exclusively of wind turbines and corpses. Facts facts facts.

Libyan revolutionaries swallowed by white smoke

2011-03-17T12:13:00.001+01:00

Frit well remembers hearing the dust cloud that rose over Manhattan when the twin towers went down described repeatedly by a certain broadcaster as “white smoke”. This mysterious phenomenon has now reappeared this morning over the wobbly nuclear power plant in Japan. To Frit it looks like steam, which is what you get when you cool a hot body with water. To media people it is much more dramatic white smoke. The biggest beneficiary of the reappearance of this white smoke is, of course, Muammar Abu Minyar al-Daftgafi, son of Mohammed Abdul Salam bin Hamed bin Mohammed Al-Daftgafi, otherwise known as “Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya“.
It appears this monstrous peculiar communist tyrant has managed to slaughter all those wonderful democratic revolutionaries our media stars spent a whole week or so egging on and shining the spotlight on before suddenly abandoning them to their fate in their desire to drench us in much more interesting white smoke and invisible rays.

Shaking reactors

2011-03-15T16:07:00.001+01:00

Further to yesterday’s post, it now appears to Frit that latest greenie policy is to call for all nuclear power plants built on solid ground amongst sane people to be demolished whilst encouraging them to be built in earthquake and insanity prone Iran.

Meltdown please

2011-03-14T06:58:00.003+01:00

Why is it that, at a time when normal people are hoping nothing serious happens to the nuclear power stations in Japan, to those who work in them and to those round about, people on the left are so hoping the reactors all go up in smoke and lay waste the entire planet?

Turning heads

2011-03-11T16:36:00.002+01:00

The fourteenth Downright Lama is apparently relinquishing his political responsibilities. What a relief to know he is not relinquishing his spiritual role, too. How could he? After all, once “the head of the embalmed body of the thirteenth Downright Lama, at first facing southeast, mysteriously turned to face northeast to indicate the direction in which his successor was to be found” he was in it for life. You can’t simply walk away from a thing like that. Nor from the "sixty tons of treasure" said to have accompanied him to India back in 1959.

Day of Rage

2011-03-10T18:09:00.002+01:00

Whenever Frit reads that Mussulmanics in one country or another are planning a “Day of Rage” on Friday, and he reads this a lot lately, he wonders if this is some milder form of the “Day of Insane Rage” they seem to enjoy the rest of the week.

Saving the Libyans

2011-03-09T11:40:00.006+01:00

People all over the world are calling Frit to ask if the West should intervene in Libya. Frit looks at this question in two ways:

a) Do you mean intervene in the sense that the West moves in like a ton of bricks, locks the country down, puts the safety of its own troops first and thus deals with any resistance with total ruthlessness and installs a favorable government by same method and backs it up by same method? Then the answer is YES.

b) Do you mean intervene in the sense that the West moves in as it has elsewhere intent on saving and kissing the ass of the locals, doing everything to make them love us and handing them freebies whilst they lie to us and deceive us and shoot our young service men and women dead one by one? Then the answer is NO.

Frit would remind everyone that the inhabitants of Libya (see picture) “were red haired, and had upon their flanks tails not much smaller than those of horses. As soon as they caught sight of their visitors, they ran down to the ship without uttering a cry and assaulted the women.” Not the sort of people you mess with.

Refugees

2011-03-07T18:10:00.002+01:00

Is it true that Libya is home to one million migrant workers whilst 30% of its own population of just six and a half million are unemployed?

The picture shows what those who rule us call North African “refugees” invading Lampedusa on the lookout for European benefits and skirt. See any women amongst them, any children, any elderly people?

American airmen murdered in Frankfurt, but who could be responsible?

2011-03-03T17:27:00.002+01:00

When a normal person enters the chicken house to find all the chickens with their heads bitten off he thinks “fox”. In other words the most obvious culprit comes instantly to mind and, instead of wasting time looking for a rabbit with blood on its face, the normal person looks for a fox. With media people the process is different. Media people look for the rabbit first and only reluctantly consider the fox a day later if no rabbit is found and the fox simply won't go away and hide no matter how they stroke it.

Judge watch – Mohammad acquitted of pedophilia

2011-03-02T08:17:00.003+01:00

In the ongoing Elizabeth Sabaditsch-Wolff freedom of speech inquisition, Crackpot Austrian judge Bettina Neubauer has found that it is not legally acceptable, and thus punishable, to apply the label ‘pedophile’ to Muhammad, for two distinct reasons:

1. Apart from the marriage to Aisha, which was formalized when she was 6 and consummated at the age of 9, Muhammad had many other women, in wedlock, as mistresses, or as war booty. This documents the fact that Muhammad did not have a primary sexual attraction directed towards minors.

2. The marriage, and thus the sexual relations with Aisha, did not end when she reached puberty, but continued until she was 18 and Muhammad died. This further underscores the fact that Muhammad was not attracted to her primarily due to her being a minor.

Frit’s response to Point 1: Josef Fritzl (pictured), another Austrian, kept his daughter imprisoned in the cellar for 24 years, rogering her regularly from age 11 resulting in 7 children and 1 miscarriage. The fact that Fritzl was married to her mother, an adult woman to whom he was not related, and the fact that he had served time in jail for raping another adult woman to whom he was not related were never absurdly considered any sort of evidence that he might not strictly be an incestuous pedophile and therefore ought to be let off, and he was naturally sentenced to life in prison for being indefensible mad garbage, strictly incestuous pedophile or not.

Frit’s response to Point 2: The fact that Fritzl continued rogering his daughter until she was well beyond puberty, i.e. age 42, was never absurdly considered any sort of evidence that he might not strictly be an incestuous pedophile and therefore ought to be let off, and he was naturally sentenced to life in prison for being indefensible mad garbage, strictly incestuous pedophile or not.

Frit’s analysis of the cockeyed judge’s finding: A judiciary that pumps out politically correct manipulative judgments coupled with leftwing politicians who support such judgments and so-called “rightwing” politicians too gutless to challenge them, all rounded off with a mainstream media that does its best to keep such judgments quiet from the public, brings us to the very brink of doom. It is no longer possible for anyone to gainsay those who rule us without suffering legal consequences and ruin without hope of help from any quarter. Thus we have now gone so far down the road towards institutionalized standing the world on its head that it is too late for anything to be changed by normal democratic means. Democracy is now over and we are back where we started. Things will only now be changed by force and revolution.

Down with Gaddafi

2011-03-01T11:23:00.001+01:00

Strange how those in the West now calling for Gaddafi’s head are the very same people who made such a song and dance when Ronald Reagan tried to do away with him in 1986 and uttered not a word when Libya was elected Chair of the U.N. Human Rights Council in 2003.

Trouble in Tripolis

2011-02-22T07:23:00.005+01:00

Frit has written to Libya’s Moammar Daftgafi suggesting that, if deposed, he should seek a top job with the EU which exclusively employs thieving mad socialist liars with a penchant for dictatorship.

The cannibals of Britain

2011-02-21T18:00:00.001+01:00

Frit reads that ice age Britons ate each other and made bowls from each other’s skulls. Modern Britons are almost exclusively vegetarian with braincases too brittle and porous to hold soup.

Frit goes West

2011-02-17T09:53:00.002+01:00

Following the impressive closing speech delivered by Lieutenant Colonel Allan West at CPAC, Frit has decided to officially endorse that individual for US President and Savior Of the Western World That Hardly Deserves It. Frit is placing his entire manpower and means at the disposal of Lieutenant Colonel Allan West and he urges his many followers to do likewise. West is honest, tough, sensible and sure of his objectives and he intends kicking lefty ass and Mussulman ass like it hasn’t been kicked for a long time. On top of all this, West is black. Delightfully black. Black as night. Black enough to rub everyone’s disgraceful nose in the racism lie. The present pasty occupant of the Whitehouse will be out looking for shoe polish to try to black up in earnest when the presidential race comes around.

CondomLeaks

2011-02-08T08:39:00.002+01:00

How admirable of the Swedish police to have leaked the information that the whores making allegations of serious sexual seediness against the boss of WikiLeaks, a deeply unpleasant pale weirdo whose name begins with “Ass”, are not whores hired by the CIA at all but straightforward dirty groupies from his very own sordid lefty circle. The pale weirdo fears he might be extradited to the United States and executed if he is extradited from Britain to Sweden, whereas Frit is afraid he might not be.

Heil Allah

2011-02-04T11:24:00.002+01:00

This is the symbolism of the Arab revolution that the dippy left, to their everlasting shame, are so eager to support.

The shameful multiplication of Reginald Kenneth Dwight

2011-02-02T09:39:00.001+01:00

Frit notes that a supermarket is in trouble for covering up a magazine cover showing a photograph of Sir Elton Hercules John (real name Reginald Kenneth Dwight) and his partner David Furnish proudly displaying the hapless sprog these two lately brought into the world by bizarre synthetic means. Customers complained, the supermarket covered it up, now the supermarket is facing accusations. We live in a free society where pop milieu excreta like these two are permitted to indulge their egos in truly sickeningly unsavory ways but where there is no freedom to think ill of them for doing so.

Strange to find so many references to Reginald Kenneth and his “husband” David in media reports concerning this entire loathsome story but none to David and his “wife” Reginald Kenneth.

Bad start to new year

2011-01-31T11:43:00.002+01:00

Media people seem to think that current unrest in the Middle East promises the advent of a whole new collection of left-leaning utopian democracies ultimately paving the way for a left-leaning global utopia. They are doing their best to help talk this into existence by encouraging revolution. Thus it is that searching Google News for “Mubarak dictator” and “Ben Ali dictator” suddenly gets large numbers of hits in recent news but absolutely none in less recent news despite the fact that both dictators have been mature dictators for a very long time. Nobody seemed to notice. Some of what the news calls “protestors”, not “rioters”, are indeed, of course, left-leaning ideologists in search of utopia, which they will never find. But others are rabid racist religious zombies and many, many others are just the usual scum, the scourge of mankind who simply like to break and burn anything that belongs to someone else whenever opportunity arises.

The reason utopia will never exist in Egypt is simple: to achieve it, Egypt would have to create wealth at a greater rate than it creates new Egyptians, which it never will. So the sad automatic natural remedy for boundless breeding cuts in: unrest, turmoil, war, i.e. large-scale downward correction of numbers by death. Same goes for Tunisia, Jordan, Pakistan, Iran and every other Mussulmanic hole where women are kept in sacks to breed beards.

2010-12-17T16:06:00.003+01:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS to all Frit readers.

The picture shows the Christmas dinner Frit has prepared by way of making sure no vegetarians or Mussulmanics turn up to share his table.

Wealthy lawmakers

2010-09-05T18:03:00.000+02:00

How typical to see that 27 of the 50 richest members of Congress are nice, moral, considerate, progressive, selfless Democrats whilst the remaining 23 are selfish grasping immoral, evil and soulless capitalist Republicans. Ketchup Kid Kerry, the nicest, most moral, considerate, progressive and selfless Democrat of all being the wealthiest one of all.

This blog is now putting its feet up for a week, during which time it intends washing its mouth out and returning as an anti-Israel blog by way of extending its readership and attracting more advertisers.

Allah likes bad breath

2010-09-03T12:25:00.001+02:00

In the month of Ramadan, over at “Islam Question and Answer”, the Mussulmancis are avoiding questions like “Does slaughtering your fellow human beings during Ramadan invalidate the fast?”, and concentrating, instead, on matters such as the “Ruling on eye drops for one who is fasting”, “Does looking at women invalidate the fast?” and the closely related “Does masturbation at night during Ramadan invalidate the fast?”. Then there is the question of dealing with bad breath during Ramadan, to which the considered answer is:

“Instead of using an aerosol when fasting, it is enough to use the siwaak (a stick) which the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) encouraged us to use. If he uses an aerosol and nothing from it reaches his throat, then that is o.k. But it should be noted that the smell that comes from the fasting person’s mouth as a result of the fast is not something to be disliked, because it is the effect of obedience to Allah. In the hadeeth it says that the smell from the fasting person’s mouth is better in the sight of Allah than the fragrance of musk.”

The pie, pictured, is what the average Mussulmanic consumes between dusk and dawn every night during Ramadan. It contains no pork.

Secret weapon

2010-09-02T11:44:00.001+02:00

How unexpected of the Pakistani press to ignore US efforts at providing aid and instead concentrate on spreading rumors that the US deliberately caused the current floods with its new secret weather weapon, HAARP (High-tech American Armament for Ruining Pakistan).

Mexicans just don't count

2010-09-01T09:22:00.001+02:00

Is it true that 6,982 Afghastlystani civilians have been killed since 2006 (most of whom were killed by insurgent forces) whilst 1,510 coalition military people have been killed there since 2006, making a total of about 8,500 souls?
Is it at the same time true that 28,000 Mexicans have been killed in the drug wars since 2006? Frit is now encouraging Mexicans to change their religion if they wish to heighten their profile in the media and benefit from some sympathy, concern and western aid.

Olympics 2012

2010-08-31T17:29:00.002+02:00

How amusing, gratifying and satisfying that the Mussulmanics are “angry” and “insulted” because the 2012 London Olympic Games have been scheduled during the holy season of Ramadan! Doubly amusing when one considers how low Britain is prepared to stoop to ingratiate itself with the Religion of Peace. What a faux pas! The nation is now in a panic and is “working with the Muslim Council of Great Britain to find ways to accommodate Ramadan during the London Games”.
Frit’s suggestion is that the Mussulmanics should hold their own all-Mussulmanic Olympics in the Mussulmanic country of their choice at any time of year they bloody well want. They can call it the Muslimpics. They can exclude women from all events. They can even include novel games like distance shoe throwing, competitive beheading and dismembering, honor killing hurdles, Jew jumping and the ever popular race to be first to breed with your closest relative.

The picture shows two members of the hopeful Moroccan all-girls ostrich chasing team whose shorts show a little too much ankle for Frit’s taste.

Dress code

2010-08-30T18:23:00.001+02:00

Heard the one about the Mussulmanic stripper who's suing the nightclub owner for not allowing her to wear a full burka during performances? It will happen. It will happen.

Dishonorable talking cadaver for hire

2010-08-26T10:52:00.002+02:00

Nice to know that, true to untruthful form, ex-unelected Prime Minster of the UK Boredom Brown, who, in April of this year told the gullible and the young that “Sarah and I might do charity or voluntary work, I don't want to do business or anything else. I just want to do something good“, has just signed up to the “speaking engagements” scam from which his predecessor, Blair, has made so many millions since leaving office. Frit supposes his new career will go well as he’s such a fascinating, charismatic, spontaneous and humorous man.
Another of his truth-challenged pronouncements earlier in the year was "I think you learn lessons all the time, and I'm always prepared to learn lessons, and always prepared to admit that if you made a mistake you've got to say that things can be done better." Notice the way the sentence begins with “I” in the smarmy philosophical part but quickly changes to “you” in the need for action part. How Brownlike.

Meanwhile, Frit learns that the two women who recently attempted to board a flight out of Britain with a deceased relative in a wheelchair wearing sunglasses, claiming he was asleep, thought they could get away with it because nobody stopped them back when they brought Brown into the country by the same method years ago.
The members of the audience at the first of Brown's speaking engagements, pictured, look as if they went to sleep when in actual fact they all died.

More cycling offences

2010-08-25T10:00:00.001+02:00

Frit learns that two members of the Iranian cycling team are in all sorts of trouble for having celebrated something by publicly opening a bottle of champagne and spraying it around, just like the decadent sports kuffar does. Frit, whose gorge rises every time he witnesses a decadent sports kuffar performing this idiotic act nonetheless defends that moronic individual’s absurd right so to do. Frit also notes that Seyyed Ahmad ‘Alam al-Hoda, conservative cleric and Friday prayer leader in the city of Mashhad, Iran, voiced strong criticism over the participation of women in cycling competitions. He stressed that Islamic religious law categorically prohibits women from taking part in that kind of sport, and that broadcasting women’s cycling competitions on television offends the values of Iranian society, which, as he put it, must serve as a shining example of Islamic society. Maybe, once they’ve succeeded in inventing that long hoped for modest burka-bike for girls, things will change.

Education

2010-08-24T09:25:00.002+02:00

Frit is pleased to see that the Pakistani press is looking into the state of Mussulmanic education. They are finding things like “In 57 Muslim countries there are only 500 universities currently, while, in the U.S. alone, there are 5,758 universities”. And things like “There is not a single Muslim educational institute which could be compared with Harvard, Cambridge, or Oxford” and “Arab countries spend billions of dollars on their defense but their expenditure on education is relatively very low”.

Encouraging! Trouble is, the apparent reason for all this is diagnosed with things like “Colonization and the subsequent implantation of the eastern educational system further uprooted the Muslim mind from its spiritual, intellectual, and historical ground”. And the remedy for it all is, of course: “The entire system of education has to be redesigned on the basis of the Koran and the Sunnah”! In other words on the same old basis of banging your head on a book 'till it bleeds.

Pale medicine

2010-08-23T09:04:00.003+02:00

Frit is interested to learn that witchdoctors in Tanzania are willing to pay around 400 million Tanzanian shillings (around 250,000 dollars) for a Kenyan albino, who they will then butcher so they can boil up the body parts to make lucrative potions they can sell to the stupid. A Kenyan man has just been imprisoned for having abducted a Kenyan albino and having tried to sell him across the border. In the belief that this might be a good chance to rid the White House of its present incumbent, Frit has written to a couple of Tanzanian witchdoctors informing them that that individual is almost certainly Kenyan and certainly a lot less than black. At least we’d get some money for his otherwise worthless ass.

A perfect match

2010-08-20T11:43:00.002+02:00

Frit notes that Google is advertising “1 million + muslims” for marriage on this very site and inviting people to find their “perfect match”. Presumably this means the one you are most closely related to.

Victims of warming

2010-08-19T08:30:00.001+02:00

Having learned that a heat wave in Gaza has already resulted in several explosions and deaths due to improperly stored explosives becoming too volatile, Frit has written to the governments of the USA and all the EU countries to urge them to cut their emissions further and to cough up sums of money huge enough to provide the Gazans with some proper suitable explosives storage facilities. We simply can’t have them blowing themselves to pieces before they have time to make a home movie and shout Allahu Akbar.

Swimming in publicity

2010-08-17T08:07:00.001+02:00

The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President, the biggest recipient of donations from despicable and demonized BP (though nobody seems eager to report this fact) and a man who would never, never use his family for publicity purposes under any circumstances, used his youngest daughter, Sasha, 9, in a staged publicity stunt but a couple of days ago. The apparent aim was to promote tourism in the oil stricken gulf area by taking her into the water and drowning her then bringing her ashore to prove there was no oil in her lungs. The plan only went awry when the ocean quickly washed the two of them ashore having had enough of slick in recent times. It also thought the two of them might start building a mosque in its depths. As can be seen from this photograph of the event, although only nine years old, Sasha’s appearance is already giving rise to rumors about her true parentage.

Thick people

2010-08-16T07:36:00.003+02:00

Iranian government minister Rahimi has railed against various countries supporting UN sanctions against Tehran, calling Australians “a bunch of cow herders” and saying South Koreans should be “smacked in the face until they become human”. He said: “England has nothing. Its inhabitants are not human, its officials are not responsible, and it doesn’t even have any natural resources. They are a bunch of thick people ruled by a mafia. They have plundered the world in the last 500 years and the young lad in charge now is even more stupid than his predecessor”. Frit takes issue with this because, although Camaroon might be stupid, nobody, nobody, could be more stupid than his predecessor.

Apart from this, the stupidity statistics concerning the population of Britain or any other western country are of course being greatly bumped up by the inbreeding-related stupidity quotient of Mussulmanic immigrants. In Pakistan, 70 percent of all marriages are between first cousins (so-called “consanguinity”) and in Turkey the figure is between 25-30 percent. Statistical research on Arabic countries shows that up to 34 percent of all marriages in Algiers are consanguine (blood related), 46 percent in Bahrain, 33 percent in Egypt, 80 percent in Nubia (southern area in Egypt), 60 percent in Iraq, 64 percent in Jordan, 64 percent in Kuwait, 42 percent in Lebanon, 48 percent in Libya, 47 percent in Mauritania, 54 percent in Qatar, 67 percent in Saudi Arabia, 63 percent in Sudan, 40 percent in Syria, 39 percent in Tunisia, 54 percent in the United Arabic Emirates and 45 percent in Yemen (Reproductive Health Journal, 2009 (Consanguinity and reproductive health among Arabs.).

This increasing stupidity of the populations in Mussulmanic countries is, of course, not helped by their stubborn refusal to add to their gene pool by breeding with non-Mussulmanics, and is evident from: “The lack of interest in science and human development in the Muslim World is also clear in the UN Arab Human Development Reports (AHDR). AHDR concludes that there have been fewer books translated into Arabic in the last thousand years than the amount of books translated in Spain, for instance, every year”.

Experts like Frit predict that, if the Mussulmanics continue to insist on keeping their blood pure in this way they will posses but one single gene between them in 100 years. The Pakistani soldiers pictured, for instance, all look so alike because they are virtually already all the same person.

Ramadan comes round again

2010-08-13T09:13:00.001+02:00

Ramadan is here again and being conscientiously shoved down our throats by the manipulative multiculti media and, as the picture shows, by big business, because, like any other mass event, Ramadan is a commercial event. But Frit is having trouble understanding quite why taxpayers in western countries should be asked to fork out large sums of money to provide Pakistani flood victims with food in the month of Ramadan when they are not supposed to eat any anyway. Ah, but, of course, they are only obliged to fast in the day and are allowed to pig out at night all they want. Not a lot different to the normal human pattern of fasting at night and eating in the day then, really. Why bother, Mahmood, why bother?

Behind the times no more

2010-08-12T09:12:00.001+02:00

Frit notes that the Mussulmanics are dissatisfied with the concept of the Greenwich Meridian because it is a loathsome creation of the kuffar, and, as everybody knows, Mussulmanics invented time long before anybody else. Thus they have built themselves a huge clock in Mecca to set their own watches by from now on. Quite why it has to look like both Big Ben and the Empire State Building combined nobody is saying. Frit believes the workings inside it are based on the workings of a cuckoo clock, not because a bird pops out of it but because you have to be cuckoo to swallow the bizarre rationale of the wonderful Mussulmanic science behind it, which states that Mecca has a greater claim to being the prime meridian because it is "in perfect alignment with magnetic north”! The claim that the holy city is a "zero magnetism zone" is supported by Mussulmanic ‘scientists’ like Abdel-Baset al-Sayyed, of the Egyptian National Research Centre, who says that there is no magnetic force in Mecca! "That's why if someone travels to Mecca or lives there, he lives longer, is healthier and is less affected by the earth's gravity," says he.

Excitement

2010-08-11T17:36:00.001+02:00

Frit reads that a groom accidentally killed three relatives, i.e. his father and two aunts, and injured a further eight, at his wedding in Turkey recently when he fired an assault rifle in celebration not quite into the air, unintentionally raking the guests with bullets. Just think what he could have achieved had he been permitted, by Allah, to have a couple of beers first! Frit is devastated to learn that the Islamic supremacist who now rules that country, determined to drag it back into the 6th century, was not invited to the event.

Beware of all who would believe a thing rather than know a thing

2010-08-10T07:35:00.002+02:00

Fit notes that, after having been encouraged by those who currently rule the USA to “feel good about their historic contribution to science”, the Mussulmanics have decided to make yet another important research contribution by developing the world’s first modest cycle for women! However did we get along without it? Also, the Iranians have just announced that they intend building the world’s first nuclear fusion reactor, a feat that has eluded the stupid kuffar for many a year. This must be because the backward approach of the stupid kuffar is to base his science on knowledge; whereas the superior Mussulmanic’s approach is to base his science on belief. Inch’Allah.

Closely related meat pies

2010-08-09T07:13:00.001+02:00

The British are horrified to learn that they’ve all been troughing milk and meat products derived from ABOMINABLE CLONED ANIMALS unawares! Yuk! Curiously, you can stuff your gullet with chips made of cloned potatoes and wash them down with wine made from grapes cloned for more than 2 millennia etc., but the cheap meat pie is the only item on the plate requiring appropriate ethical scrutiny and hysteria. The clamor over the issue is so universal that one could think them all clones.

Chalk wharf

2010-08-05T09:15:00.001+02:00

Frit notes that hectomillionairess Chelsea Clinton just got married. Apparently, the name “Chelsea”, meaning “chalk wharf”, was decided upon by the parents in preference to “Tower Hamlets”, another London borough. The groom, thank goodness, is not the Kenyan farmer who offered Hillary 40 goats and 20 cows for the hand of her daughter some time ago because the Clintons rarely deal in figures followed by fewer than six noughts in connection with livestock or anything else. Instead, she wisely wed a wealthy banking Jew with big Democratic Party ties. The wedding was kept strictly private, perhaps in an attempt to conceal the fact of the groom’s religion (not his family politics) from the wonderful Arab world. Thus not a single one of the trash on the backs of whom the Clintons have achieved such fabulous wealth and prestige was invited, and rightly so. Nor was the press there, the tool through which that trash has been so well milked on the Clinton’s behalf for so long. All we know about the affair is that the wedding cake was gluten-free! Frit, who, despite all the security, managed to slip in through the catflap, took this photograph of the bride proudly showing off her wedding gown.

Independence

2010-08-03T18:29:00.002+02:00

Frit notes that the Turkish Ministry of Foreign Affairs said recently that, in its considered opinion, the latest decision of the International Court of Justice concerning the wonderful legality of Kosovo's independence should be considered as “a new window of opportunity for establishing peace, stability and cooperation in the Balkans”. Frit also notes that the Prime Minister of Turkey recently said that Kurdish rebels who seek autonomy from Turkey will “drown in their own blood”.

Temporary marriage

2010-08-02T17:51:00.003+02:00

Frits notes that, in Persia, a country so protective of the virtue of its women that it cuts off the breasts of mannequins in shop windows, the authorities in the Province of the Quds’eh-Razavi of Khorassan have thoughtfully “created centers for temporary marriage” just next door to the shrine of the eighth Imam, Imam Reza, in order to “elevate the spiritual atmosphere, create proper psychological conditions and tranquility of mind” for “brothers” on pilgrimage who are “far away from their spouses”. Thus they are advertising for “sisters” between the ages of 12 and 35. The wages are:

5 hour temporary marriage – 50,000 Tomans ($50 US)
One day temporary marriage – 75,000 Tomans ($75 US)
Two day temporary marriage – 100,000 Tomans ($100 US)
Three day temporary marriage – 150,000 Tomans ($150 US)
Between 4 and 10 day temporary marriage – 300,000 Tomans ($300 US)
Sisters who are virgins receive a bonus of 100,000 Tomans ($100 US)

Strange how they convert all the figures given in their own idiotic currency into the currency of the evil empire. Frit is unable to work out why interested sisters should need to accompany their applications with “two full-length photographs” of themselves “fully hijabed and properly veiled”! The reason they are “obligated to donate 5% of their earnings to the Shrine of Imam Reza”, on the other hand, is easier to grasp. That’s what pimps do.
Frit feels sure that anyone reading the advertisement who might be shocked that, in this day and age, public authorities in a country about to obtain nuclear weapons should be offering 12 year old “sisters” jobs in the temporary marriages sector will be suitably reassured by the advertisement’s footnote – “Attention: sisters below 14 years of age require the written consent of their father or male guardian.”

Imam Reza, pictured suspiciously close to some animals, apparently based his claim to being Mohammed’s successor on the “Hadith of the pond of Khumm” as well as on the “Hadith of the two weighty things”!

More vindication for warmers

2010-07-29T11:59:00.001+02:00

Yet another expensive enquiry in the UK has cleared the Climategate scientists of fudging their data. Good job, as some of the poor dears have in the meantime considered suicide and some have received death threats. Apparently, one of the methods suggested for both was chaining to stakes on Spitsbergen and daubing with seal oil so as to combine the event with a chance to count just how many polar bears are still around.

The picture shows the Climatic research unit at the Socialist University of East Anglia, Norwich, Norfolk, where the data in question was acquired from some old thermometers left lying about on top of the canteen radiator. Built of blocks of ice to give it that politically correct, iglooey, eskimoey, indigenous ethnic victimization look, the building is in danger of melting and causing global floods if the funding dries up.

Surprise of the century

2010-07-23T12:29:00.002+02:00

Kosovo's declaration of independence from Serbia in 2008 was not illegal under international law, top UN judges have decided. The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President intended backing Kosovo’s independence even if the court decided it was illegal, he made a point of saying. Could have been a terrible irreconcilable conflict there but it turned out all right in the end. Frit took this photograph of one of the impartial low-paid top UN judges concerned.

Getting what others pay for

2010-07-22T16:04:00.001+02:00

Frit learns that Ex-Prime Minister of Australia, Kevin Rudd, is currently being considered for a big job at the United Nations. Frit supposes this has nothing to do with the 500 million Australian dollars Rudd is said to have given away to sponger/warmer nations whilst in office. Although, were Frit ever to become Prime Minister of Australia and were he to say “you must be joking” to sponger/warmer nations when they requested him to tax Australians and give the proceeds to them, Frit suspects he would never be offered a job at the United Nations later on. Never in a million years. Never, never, never.

Free yourselves!

2010-07-20T18:11:00.001+02:00

http://www.muslimsdebate.com/search_result.php?news_id=4399

Taliban loses head

2010-07-19T07:58:00.002+02:00

It seems a Gurkha soldier in the British army, under heavy fire, cut off the head of a dead Taliban commander and took it back to HQ for identification purposes rather than the whole corpse. Now he is in all kinds of trouble because the Afghaslystanis are OFFENDED by the act. Presumably the offence is because
a) the individual was already dead, instead of alive, when his head was cut off
b) the knife used was sharp instead of blunt
c) no crowd of hysterical onlookers was around to shout Allahu Akbar
d) no cameras were there to make any fond home movies

The picture shows part of the "Tower Of Skulls" built in Niš in 1809 by the Turks from the skulls of 1000 Serbs beheaded in a beheading ceremony to the above strict Mussulmanic specifications. UNESCO is currently considering awarding “cultural heritage” status to this monument.

Trojan Horse

2010-07-16T07:43:00.002+02:00

“We await the day when Turkey joins the European Union to serve as a Trojan horse.” Gaddafi Duck.

Hair of the Prophet

2010-07-14T07:49:00.002+02:00

Learning that the Iranian authorities have banned barbers from offering western style haircuts to men, Frit has written to all western governments suggesting we retaliate by banning Muslim style throatcuts. Barbers have also been banned from plucking hairs from the faces of clients to give them the appearance of having two separate eyebrows rather like the horrid infidel they would all so like to be. The picture shows the ultimate in Chic Shiite Schönheit: short, mad, short back and sides, monobrow, the white man’s suit but not his tie.

Srebrenica, 15 years on

2010-07-13T08:32:00.001+02:00

“The goal of the Islamic revolution in our country is the creation of a unified Islamic state comprising the area of Bosnia-Herzegovina, Sandzak, and Kosovo. Jihad should be pursued to its final outcome in order to exterminate the enemy and the infidels. We should not wait for a challenge or a provocation. Muslims must invent a challenge. They must be the ones who produce the challenge, and the goal will then come by itself…Muslims must be superior to all others, and every effort should be made to create an environment in which everyone will be of pure Muslim blood.” Hasan Čengić, former Deputy Prime Minister and Defense Minister of the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina.

The picture shows the slick hectomillionaire spiv who allied the US with the speaker of these words.

Spain 1, Holland 0

2010-07-12T09:16:00.001+02:00

The World Cup final was a game made boring by the referee and watched by communist polygamist Jacob Zuma who has more children than there were people in the stadium. In fact, a recent census revealed that most people in South Africa are either married to Zuma or were fathered by him. For most of the match he looked like a man wondering why the players were kicking a ball around on the pitch instead of throwing spears at each other. He was also probably wondering if the “10 cattle” he paid for Swazi Princess Sebentile Dlamini in 2002 might have been a few cattle too many. Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma, such a modern leader.

The Arab in the photograph can be seen asking Zuma how many humans he’s prepared to pay him for his cow of a wife.

Great Gore warms up by strange means

2010-07-08T07:22:00.002+02:00

Is it true that a female masseuse is accusing Great Gore of having behaved like a “crazed sex poodle” when she gave him a massage (for around 500 dollars earned feeding eyewash to the gullible and young) in his hotel room and he insistently demanded extra favors? And is it true that some Gore supporters have said not to tell anybody because if it gets around the “world’s going to be destroyed by global warming”? Frit turned up this photograph of Gore all dressed up and ready for a massage. His ex-wife, Kipper, says she never used to mind him dressing this way in the bedroom as long as it helped his low emissions problem.

Judge watch

2010-07-07T17:40:00.002+02:00

To his horror, Frit learns that, this week, five criminal defendants in Britain who were charged with breaking into an arms factory and destroying property valued at some $285,000 were found by a jury to be innocent of all charges. They were found innocent despite the fact that all five admitted to having committed the crime, because they said they did it to stop the factory providing arms to Israelis who would use them to commit war crimes against Palestinians. In his summing up, Judge George Bathurst-Norman suggested to the jury that “you may well think that hell on earth would not be an understatement of what the Gazans suffered in that time”.

Incensed, Frit had his people find out where Judge Bathurst-Norman lives, went to his house, broke in and trashed his collection of law books, booze and kefiyas. When he appears in court he will be pleading he did it in order to prevent Britain from sinking even further into absurdity and institutionalized anti-Semitism destined ultimately to cost the lives of many Jews, and he will expect to be found innocent.

Historic contributions

2010-07-06T06:26:00.001+02:00

To Frit’s complete astonishment, the boss of NASA has appeared on TV to confess that, when the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President appointed him to that position he charged him “foremostly” with finding “a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with predominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering”!!!

Frit believes the most significant of these historic contributions was the invention of the halfwheel. These were once produced in large numbers in the Middle East but ended up as decorative elements on the tops of church towers as they gave such a notoriously bumpy ride. Later on, a Christian hit on the idea of nailing two of them together and a Jew added some spokes, but these were mere minor modifications. The basic concept came, as always, from Abdul and his Prophet, and we thank them for it. Without Abdul and his Prophet we’d still be living in the trees.

The face on the prairie

2010-07-01T08:35:00.002+02:00

For some time now, sharp entrepreneurs have been making good money using Google Earth to trawl the highways and byways spotting gold watches and other items of lost property, and Frit considers himself a pioneer in the sector. Recently, when looking for any valuables lying about in the eastern part of Oklahoma, Frit came across the miraculous image shown. Etched into the countryside by the hand of God, it could be the face of Christ or even the face of the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President. What’s the difference? Frit believes he is the first to have discovered the image and that it has even more commercial potential than the crummy Nun Bun and the Oskar fish with “Allah” written on one side and “Mohammed” on the other combined. Frit has already obtained an adjacent lot for a very modest price where he intends erecting “Frit’s Four Star Okie Face Palace of Pilgrimage and Wellness Tower Hotel”. The higher the room in the tower the higher the price and the better the view of the miraculous image and the associated healing effects. With this project, Frit feels himself onto a true winner at last.

Human doner kebab speaks out for HAMAS

2010-06-30T15:38:00.003+02:00

Curious to see that Erdogan, the supremacist who rules Turkey, a man as cheap and greasy as his own national dish that looks like dog meat on a spit, and probably is, is demanding an apology from Israel over the terrorist flotilla episode. This is the leader of a country with one of the bloodiest histories and one of the worst human rights records of all time. Even today, Kurds in Turkey are still forbidden to give their children Kurdish names, Frit reads.

Curious also to notice that Erdogan, such an avid follower of Prophet Mohammed, who hated dogs, should go to all the trouble of featuring the word “dog” so prominently right in the middle of his own name. And, equally curious that, despite his HAMAS friends being similarly true adherents of the Prophet and thus forbidden to have anything to do with any part of a pig, they should choose a name that so obviously starts off with the word “HAM”. But then the name of the Prophet himself, irrespective of the various spellings (i.e. Muhammad, Muhammed, Mohammed etc.), always appears stubbornly constructed around its own substantial and quite centrally placed pork content.

Neigh

2010-06-29T07:28:00.002+02:00

Frit finds it strange that a man caught on Google Street View cameras standing at the side of the road wearing a horse mask causes such a furore whilst this big horse standing in a field further down the road wearing a human head raises not a comment.

Gaza Ahoy! (again)

2010-06-25T11:58:00.004+02:00

This week, Frit is busy delivering aid to Gaza. He has chartered this vessel stacked up with assorted guns, ammo, explosives and rockets packed in cases labelled “Medical supplies”. The rest of the words on the labels, i.e. “will be urgently needed once Hamas gets its hands on all this stuff” have been crossed out. The vessel is crewed by three dozen Hezbollah storm troopers one of whom claims he knows the words to Kumbaya. Amazingly, this project has the full backing of every single government of every single country in the world! The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President is so impressed he even invited Frit to the White House for dinner. Frit courteously declined because, when he eats goat, he prefers not to sit on the floor and eat it with his hands.

Unluckily, Frit’s people ran out of room to write “Aid Ship” on the stern and, due to time pressure, arrived at a less than optimum abbreviation.

More offence

2010-06-24T06:54:00.001+02:00

Further to yesterday’s post, Frit has reported this tree to the authorities in Tehran, requesting it be properly cleaned up before it corrupts us all and causes earthquakes.

Offensive suckling

2010-06-23T07:18:00.003+02:00

Frit notes that the Afghastlystanis are offended at having been called “backward” by a British minister. He also notes that the US authorities condemned the recent “Everybody draw Mohammed Day” as offensive. Meanwhile, the Saudi Arabian authorities have absolutely failed to respond to Frit’s letter demanding they, in turn, condemn things that are truly offensive to him and to all other enlightened human beings living in the 21st century, such as the debate currently going on in that country as to the pros and cons of having working women breastfeed their male colleagues as a way of making it acceptable for them to work together in the same building!!

The Mussulmanniquins pictured here in a shop window in Tehran, however, will thankfully never be asked to accommodate their male counterparts in that way as the religious police have sawn off their offensive breasts. ISLAM = Infantile Shiites Loath Ample Mammeries.

In black and white

2010-06-22T12:08:00.002+02:00

Further to yesterday’s post, Frit has now obtained this rare photograph of the mountain in question taken pre-Mandela.

The victimisation World Cup

2010-06-21T16:13:00.002+02:00

Frit has just returned from South Africa where he spent a few days looking for white folk. This is because the intense media coverage of that country during the current World Cup was giving him the impression there are no longer any whites left there. Frit is aware that whites are being culled in large numbers in the Rainbow Nation right now without the media giving it a mention, so he wondered if they had already been wiped out in totality. Happily, Frit is able to report that this is not the case, there are indeed some whites still hanging around in the bush down there, patiently waiting their turn to be hacked to pieces in their beds. But as their faces fail to fit the desired narrative, media cameras are simply leaving them out. Mystery solved.

Whilst there, Frit took this photograph of one of the biggest but least reported pieces of environmental vandalism of all time. It seems the first thing Nelson Mandela did upon assuming office was to order the pointy part of this mountain sawn off and thrown into the ocean for no other reason than it attracted snow and, as we all know, snow is the same colour as the Boer.

On going down

2010-06-18T11:10:00.002+02:00

“Israel is our first line of defence in a turbulent region that is constantly at risk of descending into chaos; a region vital to our energy security owing to our overdependence on Middle Eastern oil; a region that forms the front line in the fight against extremism. If Israel goes down, we all go down.

To defend Israel’s right to exist in peace, within secure borders, requires a degree of moral and strategic clarity that too often seems to have disappeared in Europe. The United States shows worrying signs of heading in the same direction.

The West is going through a period of confusion over the shape of the world’s future. To a great extent, this confusion is caused by a kind of masochistic self-doubt over our own identity; by the rule of political correctness; by a multiculturalism that forces us to our knees before others; and by a secularism which, irony of ironies, blinds us even when we are confronted by jihadis promoting the most fanatical incarnation of their faith. To abandon Israel to its fate, at this moment of all moments, would merely serve to illustrate how far we have sunk and how inexorable our decline now appears.”

Jose Maria Aznar

Catholic church gets it right, then conveniently wrong again

2010-06-07T16:14:00.001+02:00

In a document presented by Pope Benedict, the Christian Bishops state that, in recent decades, the percentage of Christians in the Middle East has fallen from 20 percent of the population to less than 5 percent, and the number is dropping. Despite the fact that the bishops believe this is “principally because Muslims make no distinction between religion and politics, thereby relegating Christians to the precarious position of being considered noncitizens, despite the fact that they were citizens of their countries long before the rise of Islam”, they somehow still manage to conclude the whole thing is due to the “unrest” in that region caused by the Israelis, the very same people who cause everything bad everywhere, including Frit having fallen down at the weekend and injured his knee.

Frit took this photograph of the Pope sucking up to some Mussulmanic bigwigs on a recent visit to Mecca.

Great Gore ditches Kipper (or other way round)

2010-06-02T17:14:00.001+02:00

So, in reality, the famous kiss was about as warm as the famous warming. What a surprise.

Israeli Defense Force lets us down

2010-06-01T18:33:00.001+02:00

The Israeli military, normally quite efficient, had hundreds of anti-Semitic Mussulmanic terrorist supporters, warmongers, international communist dross, aging agents provocateurs and assorted vile victimization vermin at its mercy on ships yesterday morning but could only manage to bag a mere handful. Let us all hope for better results next time.

Moonstruck

2010-05-31T17:29:00.001+02:00

Frit experienced an encounter with a ninety-three-year-old lady at the weekend busy travelling around the country entirely alone. He was very impressed by her fitness, independence and mental agility until she then informed him that “the weather will never improve until they stop going to the moon”. Frit thanked her and promised to pass the information on to Al Gore.

Back trouble can even affect the divine

2010-05-27T11:12:00.002+02:00

Frit is not one to gloat over the misfortunes of others so, today, he must severely reproach himself for his deep lack of distress concerning “social activist” and pop trash icon Bono who is currently in hospital having injured himself on stage whilst preparing to further corrupt and fleece the gullible and the young on a world tour. Apparently, Bono, who wears dark glasses for everything but looking in the mirror, tripped over his own opinion of himself in the dark. Frit believes this individual opted for the name “Bono” as an alternative to the full version, i.e. “bonobo”, as he deemed the full version a bit too lifestyle-suggestive even for the pop sewer milieu.

Frit took this photograph of aging Bono taking time off from social activism to behave like a bonobo with some teenage girls.

Environmental catastrophe

2010-05-26T17:20:00.003+02:00

Once upon a time, when Frit was dabbling in the property sector, he and Mrs Frit inspected a rural property with a stream flowing through its ample grounds. Next to this stream Frit noticed an apple tree in a non-upright condition, its six inch diameter trunk having obviously been gnawed clean through by an animal. “BEAVER”, cried Frit and Mrs Frit simultaneously, looking round for a weapon and scarpering as fast as they could from the addled property owners intent on telling them all about why everyone should want a beaver in their garden.

In Frit’s world, beavers are truly accomplished environmental delinquents meriting severe control rather than protection. Thus he nods his head wisely when reading that the Polish authorities believe the antics of beavers to have been a factor in contributing to that country’s current major floods, which have claimed 15 lives and caused untold destruction. In Frit’s view, Polish beaver botherers should now either be arrested or have their feet nailed to the riverbank and their legs painted brown.

The right kind of papers

2010-05-21T12:01:00.001+02:00

Recently, when asked an immigration issue question by a child, the answer came easy to the Worst Lady: "That's something that we have to work on, to make sure that people can be here with the right kind of papers". After all, she’s been saying the same thing to her husband for years.

The Worst Lady can be seen in the photograph dancing the “slave ship shuffle” with an illegal immigrant whilst the border police helplessly look on.

Gambling definitions

2010-05-20T10:08:00.002+02:00

Whenever Frit gambles some of his hard-earned billions on a currency falling in value the TV calls him a “speculator”, whereas whenever he gambles on a currency rising in value the TV calls him an “investor”.

Progress

2010-05-19T10:58:00.002+02:00

Eight years after 15 schoolgirls were roasted alive in Saudi Arabia when the religious police prevented their escape from their burning school on grounds of them being inadequately bagged-up, the authorities in that blessed land have now issued gracious instructions to the effect that girls are to be allowed to escape fires whatever their state of dress. In Britain, a similar Mussulmanic country where the name Mohammed has already overtaken traditional choices like Jack, Thomas and Daniel to become the number one name in several areas, and where the website of the English Defense League has been taken down for "contravening UK racism laws" (in other words for saying negative things about the religion of peace), Frit hears the new parliament might soon be considering a bill which makes it possible for un-bagged-up Mussulmanic girls to likewise escape the flames, whilst Christian girls, either bagged-up or un-bagged-up, are only permitted to escape them on condition of then being burned at the stake.

SAUDI is short for Social Asphyxiation Under Dippy Islam.

Miss Hezbollah USA

2010-05-18T11:27:00.004+02:00

Frit believes the new most beautiful woman in America is a less than chaste terrorist sympathizer and terrorist-supported Mussulmanic ex-pole dancing stripper and not an icon for the advent of modernizing the Mussulmanic world. Hezbollah people, with whom she is said to have many family ties, are caught between glee over their own booty having been voted better than ours and wrath over one of their belongings appearing in public in a de-bagged-up state. HEZBOLLAH stands for Hostile Eastern Zealous Bozos Only Like Little Arab Hotties.

Frit took this photograph of Miss Hezbollah performing at “Salim’s Shi’ite Strip and Shimmy” in downtown Dearborn, Michigan, last year.

The law of the desert

2010-05-17T18:15:00.001+02:00

Bedouin saying:

“I against my brother, I and my brother against our cousin, I and my brother and our cousin against the neighbors, all of us against the foreigner.”

Coincidentally, a Bedouin sheikh recently claimed that his tribe is linked by blood to the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President. Abdul Rahman Sheikh Abdullah, 53, says that he has evidence that as many as 8,000 Bedouin tribesmen from northern Israel are related to him!

Behind bars at last!

2010-05-12T17:26:00.002+02:00

This photo shows Brown where he rightly belongs, at last – the zoo.

More Mussulmanic jokes for which you can be killed

2010-05-11T18:30:00.001+02:00

In response to a Mussulmanic woman having been fined for wearing her burka in public in Italy, the head of Italy’s Mussulmanics has stated that veiled Mussulmanic women are the true upholders of western traditions of female dress and that it is the Mussulmanics who are protecting the traditions of that country! Strewth!!! Then there is:

How many Mussulmanics does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold it.
One to read instructions from the Koran as to how.
One to tell you the bulb is only intended for peaceful use.
One to sue you for claiming a Mussulmanic didn’t invent it first.

Elected at last

2010-05-07T17:20:00.002+02:00

Unelected Prime Minister of the UK, office bully Boredom Brown, has now finally and rightly been elected the ex-unelected Prime Minister of the UK. At present he seems to have taken a leaf from ex-German Chancellor Gerhard Sewer Rat Schroeder’s book, claiming “nobody but me” after defeat. His “duty” is to stay in office for the sake of the country. For the public good, you know.

Having completely mortgaged and pauperized Britain during his years in office, both as Chancellor and unelected Prime Minister, having bored everyone to tears and browned everyone off for what seems an age, in the opinion of Frit it is not sufficient for elected ex-unelected Prime Minister Brown to now simply slink off back to yon bonnie banks and yon bonnie braes to enjoy the fruits of his expense account frauds for the rest of his dismal life. Someday Brown and his ilk have to be held to account for their misdeeds. Stupidity is no defense. Ideology is no defense. Nor is being a dreary bigoted turd. He must be arrested, tried for ruining and embarrassing his country, must be found guilty and condemned to end it all by swallowing his own glass eye.

Narrow escape

2010-05-05T08:01:00.003+02:00

Frit has been on the run ever since he was caught on camera in New York taking off his sweatshirt and stowing it in his backpack near to Times Square. He was pursued across several states by tracker dogs and ended up holed up in a motel room surrounded by Eric Holder, Mayor Bloomberg, the press, swat teams, FBI agents and CIA men brandishing water boards. When they kicked down the door and burst in, thank goodness he had the presence of mind to quickly dress as an Arab, complete with suicide belt from which severed heads dangled, whereupon they all said “Awww shucks”, and disappeared! Phew!

The fruits of warming

2010-05-04T18:15:00.001+02:00

Frit is shocked to see this Mussulmanic fountain at the bottom of the garden of Multimillionaire Great Gore’s new mansion in Montecito. Frit believes it to be a replica of the “Fountain of Eternal Dominance and Boo to the Kuffar” in Iran, at the bottom of which lurks the Mahdi, awaiting liberation when the apocalypse arrives. Having paid for the garden by telling the gullible and the young that warming is the true apocalypse, since climategate Gore has often been seen of an evening furtively hanging around the fountain trying to winkle him out with a stick, by way of proof.

UN atrocities

2010-05-03T17:57:00.002+02:00

Without fanfare, the United Nations last week elected Iran to its Commission on the Status of Women, handing a four-year seat on this influential human rights body to a theocratic state in which the status of women is that of belongings, in which stoning is enshrined in law and lashings are required for women judged “immodest”. Women in Iran are now even being pursued by police for having suntans! We also have the United Nations to thank for this very day, April 3, i.e. “World Press Freedom Day”. Remember how, before the UN invented the third of April, we all used to have to go direct from the second to the fourth? Not any more! Looking through the papers, Frit, currently in New York, and who stopped in the street to whip off his jumper and stow it in his bag not far from Times Square, suspects the freedom in question is the freedom to hoodwink the gullible and the young with even greater vigor than on normal days of the year.

Brown bigot

2010-04-29T18:24:00.003+02:00

Unelected Prime Minister of the UK Boredom Brown has disgraced himself and revealed himself unto the ultimate by smarming a harmless British pensioner for the cameras, launching a vicious verbal attack on her the moment she was out of sight then groveling at her and the nation’s feet once accidentally outed. The lady in question is very lucky he didn’t beat her up physically, as he does those in his office. In his defense, he appears to be trying to tell everybody that it was all the pensioner’s fault for mentioning the “I” word, which is such an awful word that it makes him shudder and go to pieces, and, in any case, “bigoted” is Scottish for “very nice person, I like you, would you like to share my false eye”. But the electorate is not fooled. In the opinion of serious pundits such as Frit, Brown is now history. He concealed his true vile and self-seeking character from the public for what seems like hundreds of depressing years, but in the end it popped out and brought him down. Nice to see. Nice to see.

Yet another enquiry clears warmers of cooking the books

2010-04-28T09:16:00.001+02:00

The “independent” panel convened to examine the research published by the University of East Anglia's Climatic Research Unit, at the centre of the "Climategate" affair, has found there was “no scientific malpractice” involved. Lord Oxburgh, chairman of the panel, is also the current president of the Carbon Capture and Storage Association as well as chairman of wind energy firm Falck Renewables. Of course, having one’s nose very deep in the trough whilst at the same time chairing a panel set up to investigate if the trough really needs continuous filling doesn’t automatically imply any conflict of interest nor any corruption or downright dishonesty, deceit, sleaze, fraud, cheating, immorality, cronyism, gangsterism and gall, but, in Frit’s view, it doesn’t quite imply “independence” either.

Boredom Brown burkas on way in

2010-04-27T08:19:00.001+02:00

Just when we all thought the Mussulmanics had achieved ultimate absurdity by generally creating a fundamentally loathsome political ideology dressed up as a religion and based on hatred, greed, envy and testosterone, by running around asking questions like “Is it proper for a man to wipe his socks if he puts the right sock on before washing his left foot?”, and by making women into earthquake-causing bagged-up belongings, a cleric in Saudi Arabia has now called on women to wear a full veil that reveals only one eye instead of the hitherto permitted two!

What can one say? What can the sane say?

Political freak show

2010-04-26T10:46:00.003+02:00

The world’s most abhorrent political alliance has just been struck between stunted warmonger Madmood Madjihadimad and Robert Mugabe, Africa’s most hardwearing socialist despot. Madjihadimad says he wants a world free of nuclear weapons except for his own. After all, what’s the point in all those worthless kuffar having nuclear bombs, he (rightly) asks, if they have no plans to detonate any? The Islamic Republic, on the other hand, has every intention of making proper use of its own bombs the moment they are ready to go. How else can the divine teletubby ensconced at the bottom of that well down south for so many years be brought out to finally put the world to rights? This fits in well with Mugabe’s dream of a world in which he has opportunity to reduce everybody’s life expectancy at birth by significantly more than the 14 years he has so successfully achieved in his own country during his reign up to now.

Destination Mars

2010-04-22T08:34:00.002+02:00

The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President says he wants Americans to go to Mars instead of to the moon. It seems this has always been his ambition ever since he watched the film “Mars Attacks”. As a devout Mussulmanic he admires the incoherent monotonous unpleasant claptrap that issues from the mouths of the Martians as well as their uncompromising approach to dealing with other cultures.

Ice burkas prevent earthquakes

2010-04-21T11:22:00.001+02:00

"Many women who dress inappropriately cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," a certain addled Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Friday prayers in Tehran, the home of the really mad. Could this be the reason the Mussulmanics are now intending to build their first Mosque in the Arctic Circle? The quilted multi-layer triple insulated fur mega-burkas they’ll be walking around in up there are sure to stop the earth moving.

Extremism

2010-04-20T17:28:00.003+02:00

Hectomillionaire Bill Clinton says that the tea party movement could incite extremism. Strangely enough, some think that making believe you're a black man, amassing huge amounts of personal wealth, power and prestige from pretending to champion the little guy, fiddling with every loose woman in America in the Oval Office, irresponsibly risking and loosing the lives of American military people on a regular basis by trying to appear tough at the same time as trying to appear the good guy, and bombing Serbia in order to set up Mussulmanic states within Europe all might incite extremism too.

Eyjafjallajökull

2010-04-19T17:43:00.001+02:00

Unelected Prime Minister of Britain and office bully Boredom Brown has embarrassingly made a speech “setting out his vision” for a “global society”. The global society is a perfect society in which nobody does any work yet all are fabulously rich and healthy and all eternally vote for and worship Boredom Brown for making it all possible. Of course, the “vision” of an individual possessing a mere 50% of the visual organs of the normal person can be expected to lack some proper depth and accuracy. No matter, carried away with his own munificence and lack of decorum he then apparently removed his glass eye, held it aloft before his astonished audience and offered it as a bung to plug that volcano in Iceland that is currently doing so much to inconvenience teachers, many of whom are Labour Party voters, stranded in holiday destinations with Brown wanting to do almost anything to get them back in the country in time to vote.

Wrong targets

2010-04-16T09:24:00.001+02:00

Frit has learned that the Mussulmanics are “up in arms” because the British army installed models of mosques on a firing range used to train British soldiers off to fight in Afghastlystan. Needless to say, the models have already been removed and an apology issued. Maybe they’ll now be replaced with models of York Minster and St. Peter’s Rome. If that fails to calm the situation perhaps a few live Christians and Jews could be nailed to the facades on crosses.

All in the name

2010-04-15T08:37:00.001+02:00

If Barack really means “blessed”, if Hussein means “descendent of the Prophet” and if Obama is a surname in the Dholuo language spoken by the Luo people of Kenya, based on the verb "bam" meaning "bent", then whenever he has to fill in his surname first we get “Bent Blessed Descendent of the Prophet”. Seems to fit.

The photograph shows grandfather Hussein Onyango Obama. There is some doubt about whether Onyango means “born in the early morning” or “born about mid day”. No matter, the picture seems to confirm he was certainly there well before lunch.