The Church of England, a religious organisation with a once proud history of robbing the rabble and keeping them in order, has now degenerated into a talking shop for the empty-headed, endlessly debating the convoluted pros and cons of issues like appointing women bishops. In Frit’s opinion, empty-headed women have just as much right as empty-headed men to dress up in funny garb and talk rubbish, but can a woman in all seriousness really be offered something called a bishopric? Sounds all wrong.