Pity those who rule over us on this day. They would so dearly like to trumpet the multimillionaire white African King’s appointment of hectomillionaire Hillary Clinton, and have it be the first appointment of a female Secretary of State in the whole of world history. They can’t of course, because the office is already held by a woman, a REAL woman, and a black one to boot. Yes, pity those who rule over us on this day.