Kind compassionate liberal slaughters fly in cold blood

The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King swatted a fly to death in full view of all his spellbound minions, then joked about it, called the fly a “sucker” and had the camera move close up on it. Quite an Abu Ghraibesque moment. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), an organisation that recently spent 9,370.00 dollars on a walk-in freezer in which to store the corpses of all the dogs it kills (that’s 9,370.00 dollars of the money collected from the gullible and the young to find the same dogs new homes), is not amused. It wants him to take a more compassionate attitude the next time he’s bothered by a fly at the White House. However, those mesmerised souls who feed us the news choose not to speculate as to why such a kind and considerate liberal would so carelessly reveal the vile butcher lurking within in front of the entire nation in that way. Instead they opt to denigrate flies for being “irritating” and for “contaminating food” and to praise the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King for his coordination, accuracy and speed. Watching the video again, Frit is not so sure, his movements look more like straightforward involuntary reflex reactions once he’d noticed the fly in question was a Christian fly.

The picture shows other flies flocking to the funeral of their fallen comrade.