Out of Africa

After learning that research by geneticists and archaeologists has allowed them to trace the origins of modern homo sapiens back to a single group of around two hundred people who managed to cross from the Horn of Africa into Arabia, thence to colonise the rest of the world, Michelle Obama sees no point in her existence any more and has decided to commit suicide by reading all the works of friend Henry Louis Gates in one sitting.

It is thought that climate change between 90,000 and 70,000 years ago caused sea levels to drop dramatically so that it became possible to cross the Red Sea. Serves that tribe right for polluting their environment with too many CO2 emissions! Shame on them!