The fruits of warming

Frit is shocked to see this Mussulmanic fountain at the bottom of the garden of Multimillionaire Great Gore’s new mansion in Montecito. Frit believes it to be a replica of the “Fountain of Eternal Dominance and Boo to the Kuffar” in Iran, at the bottom of which lurks the Mahdi, awaiting liberation when the apocalypse arrives. Having paid for the garden by telling the gullible and the young that warming is the true apocalypse, since climategate Gore has often been seen of an evening furtively hanging around the fountain trying to winkle him out with a stick, by way of proof.