In some of the less respectable clubs Frit visits in Georgia the word is that Tom is really just a gay girl pretending to be Tom.
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
All things come to those who wait
In some of the less respectable clubs Frit visits in Georgia the word is that Tom is really just a gay girl pretending to be Tom.
Thursday, 2 June 2011
The Butcher of Srebrenica
Thursday, 19 May 2011
Arab Spring
Frit believes the current “Arab Spring” is just the inevitable product of too many “Arab Offspring”.
Monday, 9 May 2011
Bathing in someone else's glory
Friday, 6 May 2011
Osama bin Riddled
Frustrated by official reluctance to release the photographs lest the pattern of shots should offend, Frit has decided to publish one here and be damned.
Friday, 15 April 2011
Aspherical correctness
Wednesday, 13 April 2011
Gbagbo gbagged by the forces of light and truth
Ever since those who rule us started prefacing Laurent Gbagbo’s name with “international pariah” we all knew his ggoose was gcooked. Those who rule us deem the war in Ivory Coast to be all about childish good versus evil, right versus wrong, black versus white, truth versus falsehood. Like in Libya but not like in Syria. It has nothing to do with one party having the letter “g” in silly places in his name and absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with one religion versus a certain other unpleasant religion that wants to do away with all other religions, as we might have gthought. Gnever.
Thursday, 7 April 2011
Cremating Koranic ramblings
Prompted by recent events and harbouring an intense hatred of his neighbour ever since that party daubed “Frit the Twit” on that disputed fence, Frit has devised a perfect four-point plan for getting rid of him:
Friday, 1 April 2011
Leaving the sinking ship
Wednesday, 30 March 2011
Revealed – what makes prayer time so popular
Frit recently came across this strange image that appears to inadvertently reveal the true nature of Mussulmanic prayer.
Thursday, 24 March 2011
Bombing the baddy
Now that the West is busy bombing Libya to “protect innocent civilians” from the dictator in charge there, Frit learns that Madmood Madjihadimad, Sad Assad and the rulers of just about every other Islamic country intend suing us for equal rights to be bombed for the same reason.
Friday, 18 March 2011
Getting the wind up about atoms
According to Caithness Windfarm Information Forum at www.caithnesswindfarms.
Thursday, 17 March 2011
Libyan revolutionaries swallowed by white smoke
Frit well remembers hearing the dust cloud that rose over Manhattan when the twin towers went down described repeatedly by a certain broadcaster as “white smoke”. This mysterious phenomenon has now reappeared this morning over the wobbly nuclear power plant in Japan. To Frit it looks like steam, which is what you get when you cool a hot body with water. To media people it is much more dramatic white smoke. The biggest beneficiary of the reappearance of this white smoke is, of course, Muammar Abu Minyar al-Daftgafi, son of Mohammed Abdul Salam bin Hamed bin Mohammed Al-Daftgafi, otherwise known as “Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya“.
It appears this monstrous peculiar communist tyrant has managed to slaughter all those wonderful democratic revolutionaries our media stars spent a whole week or so egging on and shining the spotlight on before suddenly abandoning them to their fate in their desire to drench us in much more interesting white smoke and invisible rays.
Tuesday, 15 March 2011
Shaking reactors
Further to yesterday’s post, it now appears to Frit that latest greenie policy is to call for all nuclear power plants built on solid ground amongst sane people to be demolished whilst encouraging them to be built in earthquake and insanity prone Iran.
Monday, 14 March 2011
Meltdown please
Friday, 11 March 2011
Turning heads
The fourteenth Downright Lama is apparently relinquishing his political responsibilities. What a relief to know he is not relinquishing his spiritual role, too. How could he? After all, once “the head of the embalmed body of the thirteenth Downright Lama, at first facing southeast, mysteriously turned to face northeast to indicate the direction in which his successor was to be found” he was in it for life. You can’t simply walk away from a thing like that. Nor from the "sixty tons of treasure" said to have accompanied him to India back in 1959.
Thursday, 10 March 2011
Day of Rage
Wednesday, 9 March 2011
Saving the Libyans
People all over the world are calling Frit to ask if the West should intervene in Libya. Frit looks at this question in two ways:
a) Do you mean intervene in the sense that the West moves in like a ton of bricks, locks the country down, puts the safety of its own troops first and thus deals with any resistance with total ruthlessness and installs a favorable government by same method and backs it up by same method? Then the answer is YES.
b) Do you mean intervene in the sense that the West moves in as it has elsewhere intent on saving and kissing the ass of the locals, doing everything to make them love us and handing them freebies whilst they lie to us and deceive us and shoot our young service men and women dead one by one? Then the answer is NO.
Frit would remind everyone that the inhabitants of Libya (see picture) “were red haired, and had upon their flanks tails not much smaller than those of horses. As soon as they caught sight of their visitors, they ran down to the ship without uttering a cry and assaulted the women.” Not the sort of people you mess with.
Monday, 7 March 2011
Refugees
Is it true that Libya is home to one million migrant workers whilst 30% of its own population of just six and a half million are unemployed?
The picture shows what those who rule us call North African “refugees” invading Lampedusa on the lookout for European benefits and skirt. See any women amongst them, any children, any elderly people?
Thursday, 3 March 2011
American airmen murdered in Frankfurt, but who could be responsible?
When a normal person enters the chicken house to find all the chickens with their heads bitten off he thinks “fox”. In other words the most obvious culprit comes instantly to mind and, instead of wasting time looking for a rabbit with blood on its face, the normal person looks for a fox. With media people the process is different. Media people look for the rabbit first and only reluctantly consider the fox a day later if no rabbit is found and the fox simply won't go away and hide no matter how they stroke it.
Wednesday, 2 March 2011
Judge watch – Mohammad acquitted of pedophilia
1. Apart from the marriage to Aisha, which was formalized when she was 6 and consummated at the age of 9, Muhammad had many other women, in wedlock, as mistresses, or as war booty. This documents the fact that Muhammad did not have a primary sexual attraction directed towards minors.
2. The marriage, and thus the sexual relations with Aisha, did not end when she reached puberty, but continued until she was 18 and Muhammad died. This further underscores the fact that Muhammad was not attracted to her primarily due to her being a minor.
Frit’s response to Point 1: Josef Fritzl (pictured), another Austrian, kept his daughter imprisoned in the cellar for 24 years, rogering her regularly from age 11 resulting in 7 children and 1 miscarriage. The fact that Fritzl was married to her mother, an adult woman to whom he was not related, and the fact that he had served time in jail for raping another adult woman to whom he was not related were never absurdly considered any sort of evidence that he might not strictly be an incestuous pedophile and therefore ought to be let off, and he was naturally sentenced to life in prison for being indefensible mad garbage, strictly incestuous pedophile or not.
Frit’s response to Point 2: The fact that Fritzl continued rogering his daughter until she was well beyond puberty, i.e. age 42, was never absurdly considered any sort of evidence that he might not strictly be an incestuous pedophile and therefore ought to be let off, and he was naturally sentenced to life in prison for being indefensible mad garbage, strictly incestuous pedophile or not.
Frit’s analysis of the cockeyed judge’s finding: A judiciary that pumps out politically correct manipulative judgments coupled with leftwing politicians who support such judgments and so-called “rightwing” politicians too gutless to challenge them, all rounded off with a mainstream media that does its best to keep such judgments quiet from the public, brings us to the very brink of doom. It is no longer possible for anyone to gainsay those who rule us without suffering legal consequences and ruin without hope of help from any quarter. Thus we have now gone so far down the road towards institutionalized standing the world on its head that it is too late for anything to be changed by normal democratic means. Democracy is now over and we are back where we started. Things will only now be changed by force and revolution.
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
Down with Gaddafi
Strange how those in the West now calling for Gaddafi’s head are the very same people who made such a song and dance when Ronald Reagan tried to do away with him in 1986 and uttered not a word when Libya was elected Chair of the U.N. Human Rights Council in 2003.
Tuesday, 22 February 2011
Trouble in Tripolis
Monday, 21 February 2011
The cannibals of Britain
Thursday, 17 February 2011
Frit goes West
Following the impressive closing speech delivered by Lieutenant Colonel Allan West at CPAC, Frit has decided to officially endorse that individual for US President and Savior Of the Western World That Hardly Deserves It. Frit is placing his entire manpower and means at the disposal of Lieutenant Colonel Allan West and he urges his many followers to do likewise. West is honest, tough, sensible and sure of his objectives and he intends kicking lefty ass and Mussulman ass like it hasn’t been kicked for a long time. On top of all this, West is black. Delightfully black. Black as night. Black enough to rub everyone’s disgraceful nose in the racism lie. The present pasty occupant of the Whitehouse will be out looking for shoe polish to try to black up in earnest when the presidential race comes around.
Tuesday, 8 February 2011
CondomLeaks
How admirable of the Swedish police to have leaked the information that the whores making allegations of serious sexual seediness against the boss of WikiLeaks, a deeply unpleasant pale weirdo whose name begins with “Ass”, are not whores hired by the CIA at all but straightforward dirty groupies from his very own sordid lefty circle. The pale weirdo fears he might be extradited to the United States and executed if he is extradited from Britain to Sweden, whereas Frit is afraid he might not be.
Friday, 4 February 2011
Heil Allah
This is the symbolism of the Arab revolution that the dippy left, to their everlasting shame, are so eager to support.
Wednesday, 2 February 2011
The shameful multiplication of Reginald Kenneth Dwight
Frit notes that a supermarket is in trouble for covering up a magazine cover showing a photograph of Sir Elton Hercules John (real name Reginald Kenneth Dwight) and his partner David Furnish proudly displaying the hapless sprog these two lately brought into the world by bizarre synthetic means. Customers complained, the supermarket covered it up, now the supermarket is facing accusations. We live in a free society where pop milieu excreta like these two are permitted to indulge their egos in truly sickeningly unsavory ways but where there is no freedom to think ill of them for doing so.
Strange to find so many references to Reginald Kenneth and his “husband” David in media reports concerning this entire loathsome story but none to David and his “wife” Reginald Kenneth.
Monday, 31 January 2011
Bad start to new year
Media people seem to think that current unrest in the Middle East promises the advent of a whole new collection of left-leaning utopian democracies ultimately paving the way for a left-leaning global utopia. They are doing their best to help talk this into existence by encouraging revolution. Thus it is that searching Google News for “Mubarak dictator” and “Ben Ali dictator” suddenly gets large numbers of hits in recent news but absolutely none in less recent news despite the fact that both dictators have been mature dictators for a very long time. Nobody seemed to notice. Some of what the news calls “protestors”, not “rioters”, are indeed, of course, left-leaning ideologists in search of utopia, which they will never find. But others are rabid racist religious zombies and many, many others are just the usual scum, the scourge of mankind who simply like to break and burn anything that belongs to someone else whenever opportunity arises.
The reason utopia will never exist in Egypt is simple: to achieve it, Egypt would have to create wealth at a greater rate than it creates new Egyptians, which it never will. So the sad automatic natural remedy for boundless breeding cuts in: unrest, turmoil, war, i.e. large-scale downward correction of numbers by death. Same goes for Tunisia, Jordan, Pakistan, Iran and every other Mussulmanic hole where women are kept in sacks to breed beards.