Never shake hands with the British

We know that Britain prides itself on being the dirtiest country in Europe and on having the most unhygienic public toilets and hospitals in Christendom. Now, with appropriate disgust and many knowing nods of the head, Frit reads that a study conducted in Britain reveals that more than one in four commuters has bacteria from faeces on their hands. In other words shit on their hands. Men in Newcastle are the worst offenders, but the picture is grim everywhere . . .