The world is truly taken aback to learn that this year’s Nobel Peace Prize (cash from armaments sales) has been awarded to a left-leaning teacher on the UN payroll. Everyone had supposed it would be awarded to someone who is right-leaning, and not a teacher, and not paid large sums of money by the UN. So we are all aghast. Apparently, the individual concerned has already won the "Delta Prize for Global Understanding" as well as various other prestigious socialist trophies. It seems he has been saving the planet from conflict and disgust behind the scenes for decades. And so efficiently that the planet is now almost free of conflict and disgust. What a star!
