Ova Office

Is it true that, because he identifies with the colonized in history and not with the colonizers, the Multimillionaire White African King has removed a bust of Winston Churchill from the Oval Office? And is it true that he has brought into the office a mighty magic Egg of Power, a carving made by African artisans that he obtained whist in Kenya helping his cousin who wants to overthrow the US-backed secular Kenyan government and install Shari’a law there? And is it true that the mighty magic Egg of Power in question is made from the wood of the Monkey Pod tree? Lord help us . . .