Hectomillionaire lands big UN job

The UN is once more handing out jobs to its own. This time hectomillionaire Bill Clinton is to be UN Special Envoy to Haiti. Frit thought Donald Rumsfeld might be given that job. Bill says he’s delighted. Apparently, no direct salary is paid to special envoys. All the money, power and prestige accumulate indirectly. The Haitians themselves are probably not so delighted as they already have sufficient numbers of crooks around to diddle their junior staff and sweet-talk their way out of it. They also have sufficient numbers of aids cases already.

In the picture, two Haitians can be seen in voodoo garb, casting a spell to keep Bill’s hands out of their purses and their pants.