Mohamed Atta was a pansy

Surely all who chance to see the glorification video made by Mohamed Atta and one of the other bright sparks who destroyed the World Trade Centre, slaughtering all within, must know they are looking at two lonely boys wanting nothing other than to get their hands inside each other’s pants. Unable to deal with this, being the products of societies where such acts are punishable by death, they went out and did something they thought really manly instead.

There appear to be two alternative spellings for the terrorist organisation that represents their religion: ‘Al-Qaeda’, which is short for Arabs Like Queers And Eat Dead Animals, and ‘Al-Kaida’, which is short for Arabs Love Killing Any Infidel Dumb Ass.