Gatecrashers

Last week, Frit spent a lot of money on a posh frock for Mrs Frit with a view to gatecrashing the White House thanksgiving party (though not as much as multimillionairess Worst Lady Michelle spent on that posh socialist frock rumored to have kept 40 slaves busy with needles for a month until their fingers bled). Unfortunately, the attempt came to nothing. Frit and Mrs Frit were arrested and waterboarded by the CIA. Next day, they were appalled to discover that only couples with Mussulmanic sounding names and links to Hamas are permitted to successfully gatecrash such events. Frit and Mrs Frit have thus renamed themselves Mohammed and Fatima Bin Frit, have started raising funds for the next intifada and are hoping for better luck next year.