Millions of degrees

Frit has turned down several Nobel peace prizes down the years, loath to have his name associated with other recipients such as Multimillionaire Nobel Laureate Great Gore. Gore spent all these years lucratively convincing us we are to blame for global warming and, just as we were about to believe him, he now appears on TV to admit he knew all along that the core of the earth is to blame, having increased its temperature to “millions of degrees”, unnoticed by anyone but him. No wonder we’re all sweating. Let’s hope we get some cool air from the photoshopped hurricane rotating the wrong way on the cover of his latest book.