Biblical references

The Mussulmanic is seething because, unknown to anyone, the sights on our guns have serial numbers that include references to passages from the Big Bad Bible. The Mussulmanic is entitled to shout “Allahu Akbar” every time he fires a bullet at a person but religious references of any sort from a non-Mussulmanic are just plain rude and drive him into a state of outraged homicidal frenzy. So we are now busy grinding those offensive serial numbers away as fast as we can in hope of calming him down. When this is done we are then planning to give the Taliban branch of the Mussulmanic global conspiracy what it wanted all along – some of our money. Once they have it, does anybody think they’ll be coming back for more?