Conversion

Frit notes that court proceeding against Geert Wilders are underway in Holland. The issues of freedom of speech and the Islamisation of Europe appear to be so sensitive that the mainstream media is not going out of its way to inform us of any of it, all for our own good.

Meanwhile, a study group commissioned by Frit, and made up of lawyers, has been looking into how “converting to Islam” is actually achieved. It turns out to be quite simple. All one has to do is say “I testify that there is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger (Prophet) of God.” And that’s it! Couldn’t be simpler! No need to sacrifice an animal and daub its blood on a tree full of bats under a crescent moon or anything complicated. Armed with this knowledge, Frit has worked out a plan for every person on Earth who is not a Muslim, i.e. every Christian, Hindu, Jew, Belgian etc., to speak these said words and convert, all together, at a given time on a given date. WOULDN’T THEY JUST BE SO IRRITATED! SO IRRITATED! They would have to suffer the inconvenience of finding a whole new other reason to want to kill us all.