Guinness

The world’s tallest man is in London for official inclusion in the Guinness book of records. Meanwhile a Guinness heiress is also being included in the famous family record book for being the most gross miscreant slapper ever to be acquitted by a jury for having drunk more than one hundred pints of the family brew and behaved like a drunken fishwife on an airliner despite the fact that witnesses, including four hostesses and the captain, abound.

Also in London, a prize politically correct feminist global warming samesexer, Attorney General Patricia Janet Scotland, Baroness Scotland of Asthal, PC, QC (nothing upper crust and far from unassuming about that mouthful), having steered through parliament a law to penalize small businesses for employing illegal immigrants, even if they employ them “unknowingly”, has been caught concealing an illegal immigrant “housekeeper” under her own kitchen sink. We are told she “could” be prosecuted. Could? Could? COULD?

This is the same Attorney General Patricia Janet Scotland, Baroness Scotland of Asthal, PC, QC who is currently considering launching a criminal investigation into whether British secret service agents were complicit in the alleged torture of British terror suspect Binyam Mohamed. Frit believes her unfit for the job. She must resign. She must be prosecuted. She must shorten her name to bring it more in line with her own politically correct political persuasion. Otherwise we might think it’s all just a sham.