Making progress

When recently asked if an interrogator is allowed to rape a prisoner in order to obtain a confession, Mesbah-Yazdi, Madmood Madjihadimad’s Imam (Imam = Incredibly Malevolent Addled Mussulman) is reported to have given the following guidance:
“The necessary precaution is for the interrogator to perform a ritual washing first and say prayers while raping the prisoner. If the prisoner is female, it is permissible to rape through the vagina or anus. It is better not to have a witness present. If it is a male prisoner, then it’s acceptable for someone else to watch while the rape is committed.”

Frit believes he probably then went on to thank the President of the United States for recently paying tribute to “a great religion and its commitment to justice and progress”.

The photograph shows progress currently being made on the streets of London.