Animal lovers reach out, cows fail to reciprocate

In Britain, dog owners have been trampled to death by irate cows in record spectacular numbers this year (in an earlier post Frit reported on a case of this type where the cows failed to quite pull it off). Knowing that politically correct and townie-riddled doggy-lover land as well as she does, Mrs Frit now tells Frit she expects a law will soon be passed to make it illegal for farmers to negligently leave their cattle standing about uselessly in a field without being on a lead.