Figures buried in fens

Shivering in the unusually early frost and snow of a globally warmed October morning, Frit reads that, in mid-August, the University of East Anglia's Climate Research Unit (CRU) disclosed that it had destroyed the raw data for its global surface temperature data set owing to an alleged lack of storage space. This data was the basis of several of the major international studies that claim we face a global warming crisis. Fishy as this might be, it seems not to make headline news. Frit’s own anti global warming group WOW (War on Warmers) has dispatched a team to East Anglia to dredge those fens for incriminating evidence. WOW has also written to Multimillionaire Nobel Laureate Great Gore requesting his thoughts.