Heil Chavez

Unsavoury communist Nazi conman Chavez is turning the screws on his country’s privately owned media sector. Venezuela’s media, the BBC reports, is either controlled by unsavoury communist Nazi conman Chavez (not their words, of course) or belongs to private individuals apposed to having their country run by an unsavoury communist Nazi conman. Given this set of circumstances, the BBC, in its attempts to appear objective and keep its hands in the pockets of the licence payers, the gullible and the young, decides to dodge the issue by rubbishing the free, independent press in Venezuela, deducing that there is “no impartiality” in any of the country’s media in any case!

Racism

It goes without saying, of course, that those who rule us would be the very first to squeal were they ever in turn to be ruled over by religious bigots, or, indeed, if religion were to be involved in their government in any way. But, curiously, they seem to think this quite good enough for Iranians and other Mussulmen.

Is this a form of racism?

Camels

Camels are permissible, in reasonable numbers. Elephants likewise.

Shoe on other foot

The Clintons, beneficiaries of favourable coverage from their accomplices in the media for so many long years, are today whinging that this favourable coverage is now going to B.A. Barackabama instead!

Frit loves this day.

Multiplying mussulmen

A website dedicated to “educating” us about how nice it is to be a Mussulman and how we should all want to be one, states:

“If the west's population is top-heavy, (i.e., the ratio of youth to elderly is low) that of Muslim populations is the opposite. For example, today more than half the population of Algeria is under the age of twenty and this situation is similar elsewhere. These young populations will reproduce and perpetuate the increase of Muslims on a percentage basis well into the next millennium.”

History is over

A belief that history is over is widespread amongst those who rule us, in all their naivety. They have lived so long in a period of peace and prosperity that the horrors and abominations evident throughout human history are unreal to them. They happened in the past and belong there; they have no part in today’s world. We’ve moved on from all that.

When New Orleans flooded and the psychopaths, murderers, misogynists, sex offenders and criminals of every type leaped out of the woodwork at the drop of a hat to behave as they have behaved since the beginning of time, those who rule over us were genuinely shocked. These are the people they have been defending and indulging and making money from for so long. But they quickly managed their shock, quickly papered it over. All too real for their view of the furry new world they’ve created for us to live in. No mention of it anywhere anymore.

Mice and men

In their simplicity and their confusion about realities, the ruling class folk fail to understand that, whilst death might be the opposite of life, life is by no means the opposite of death. By way of educating them correctly in this matter, Frit, in his wisdom, recommends they visit their local pet shop where they are to buy mice in a cage. Arriving home, it will indeed be apparent that death is soon on its way if no food is given. But as soon as food is given it very quickly dawns that the true opposite of death is not “life”, but “more life”. A bigger cage is soon needed, a bigger room, a bigger house . . .

Afghastlystan is such a cage. Those who rule us, in all their kindness and eagerness to get their hands into the pockets or the pants of the gullible and the young, have been pouring food into Afghastlystan for more than three decades, breeding Afghastlystanies at a most irresponsible rate. In the list of population growth rates, Afghastlystan is now third (3.85 %).

Soon be too few Kalashnikovs to go round. Thank you the ruling class!

International Women's Day

Yesterday was International Women’s Day. Whilst this event might have point and serious meaning in some parts of the world, here it just means the television is full of ninnies all day telling us they “still haven’t succeeded in achieving equal pay for women doing the same work as men”.

Frit’s advice: leave my TV screen, go found a company and pay your female employees as much as you pay your male employees.

But this, of course, would mean getting onto the field and playing in the real game instead of making a university career standing on the sideline impressing the gullible and the young with airy-fairy ideas.

Confusion

An 86 year-old lady recently complained to Frit about the outcome of a local election. Frit was delighted to be able to point out she was misinformed, her own party had won, and won by miles. At her advanced age she had been unable to see through all the media blather. The wonderful people who control the news in the name of freedom and impartiality, the ruling class, had succeeded in misleading her (and no doubt huge numbers like her) into believing the opposite of the truth. Such is their power.

Of course, it goes without saying that the party that had actually won was not the party of the ruling class's choice.

Curious peace process

A Palestinian maniac has shot a lot of Jews at a school in Israel. Those who feed us the news are wondering “what effect this will have on the peace process”. Last week the Israelis invaded Gaza, the same question was asked.
It seems that the term “peace process” is now curiously being used as a description of the entire Palestinian situation, the entire Israeli versus Palestinian conflict. It is not a war, it is a peace process.
Frit, in his wisdom, fears this "peace process" will never end as long as Palestinians continue breeding at their current rate. The population of Gaza depends on United Nations food aid to survive, and every day another horde is born. But breeding rates are not an issue members of the ruling class feel comfortable with. They prefer to hide from real issues like this behind a fine phase or glaring misdescription.

Silence is golden

Today, on radio, an anonymous mouthpiece of the ruling class delivered another really fine-sounding educational notion to us all. It concerned silence. Apparently, were we all to stop talking and simply listen to others, the world would be a better, more furry place. He talked to us about this nonstop for fifteen minutes. We thank him for that.

Sir Great Gob Geldof in all his selflessness

Sir Great Gob Geldof is the mouthpiece of the drugs, squalor and pomposity wing of the ruling class. He has made A LOT OF MONEY out of good causes. He has made a lot of money and a career from perfecting fine-sounding one-dimensional “bit of a lad” thinking and feeding it to the young. Ruling class folk always prey on the young.

Animal rights bores

The best thing to do with people who treat themselves to an emotional high over the rights of an animal is to feed them to one.

Disastrous multiplication of wars

The members of the international ruling class have a rule that says whenever the Chechen war is referred to in the media it shall always be referred to as “The Disastrous Chechen War”. To make sure this always works and is always swallowed by the gullible and the young, they hit upon the ruse of splitting the Chechen war into two, i.e.:

· “The First Chechen War” (the ghastly event that was badly run by the Russians and went badly) and
· “The Second Chechen War” (the ghastly event that was well run by the Russians and appears to have gone well).

This clever subterfuge then enables them to never have to describe the first in terms of the second, but they can glue the two back together anytime they like to describe the second in terms of the first. They are devious.

Palestinians

One day, in an English language newspaper printed in a foreign land, Frit was amused to see a droll error in an article in which Palestinians were referred to as “Pale Stinians”.

This, as far as Frit knows, is the one and only occasion in history that anything to do with Palestinians has ever raised a smile.

Fine-sounding utterance of the week

“Quality should never be a matter of cost.” (Austrian Radio)

Vegetarians

Not all members of the ruling class are vegetarians, but all vegetarians are of the ruling class. Vegetarians are people who expect you to cook without meat when they visit you but expect not to cook with meat when you visit them.

Data protection

The EU, a good meaning institution highjacked in entirety by the ruling class, is a solid defender of the right to privacy. It is full of fine phrases such as:

“. . . Member States shall protect the fundamental rights and freedoms of natural persons, and in particular their right to privacy with respect to the processing of personal data.”

and

“. . . shall ensure that fundamental rights, with special attention to the right to privacy and to the protection of personal data, will be respected throughout the European Union.”

But all such fine words are, of course, no hamper to the glee with which the members of the European ruling class in all the member states are welcoming the outright theft of data from a Liechtenstein bank that allows them to persecute those they most dislike, i.e. those with more money than themselves.

Cuba

As we all know, those who rule over us cannot abide a military dictator. Witness their recent glee at the downfall of President Musharaf, a thorn in their flesh for years. Why is it then, that when those who rule over us feed us the news today, they simply report without comment the fact that those who run Cuba have just replaced that country’s outgoing dictator with none other than his very own brother???!!!

Those who rule over us are selective over their dictators. Dictators of the left are furry, dictators of the right are not.

B.A. Barackabama

To make out to the gullible and the young that everything she does she does for others, Hillary Clinton is fond of the ploy:

“Last night a woman grabbed me by the arm and said . . .”

Frit looks forward to the day this changes to:

“Last night a woman grabbed me by the throat and said . . .”

It is very important for B.A. Barackabama to prevent this deeply insincere self-seeking egoist from ever ruling the world. Apart from that, Frit can think of no other use for him.

Afghastlystan

Afghastlystan is a disgrace.

Musharaf

Those who rule us are jubilant about the downfall of the government that has been keeping a safe lid on powder keg Pakistan for the past few years. WHAT DO THEY THINK!

The BBC just kindly answered this question with “The hope is a return to democracy will help calm the situation". "THE HOPE" . . . . "THE HOPE" !!!

Rover

Dogs are revolting, but fun. Dog owners are just revolting.

Pragmatism

Of course, those who currently run Spain are perfectly in accord with the rest of the international ruling class in supporting the theft of Kosovo. But, in order to prevent the Basques from hoisting them by their own petard, they have had no difficulty in making a “pragmatic” decision. The ruling class is always good at abandoning fine principle in favour of “pragmatic” decision whenever it suits. The ruling class invented the word “pragmatic” especially for use in such cases; it allows it to avoid words like “cheating” and “deceit”.

Independence day

Kosovo is declaring independence today. Frit advises the 100,000 Serbs who find themselves reluctant citizens of that new state to congregate at one end of it so as to constitute a local majority, if this is not already the case. They can then declare their own independence from Kosovo. The ruling class can have nothing to say about this process as it is a process it itself has just sanctioned and helped implement.

Dying, dying, dead

Some months before the Bush administration ends, the international ruling class, with its collectively wired up shared brain, has decided to describe it to us with phrases such as “a dying government”. In this way they can pretend it failed to complete two successful terms and would quite probably be re-elected if permitted to run again.

Stupidity

The members of the ruling class disagree with the concept of stupidity. The idea that some are less smart than others rubs them up the wrong way. It clashes with their hallowed concept of sameness, so they have a golden rule that no one shall be referred to as stupid, dim-witted, thick, dense, dull etc.. No one.

Except, of course, Ronald Reagan. Reagan was stupid. George Bush is stupid. Margaret Thatcher, Silvio Berlusconi, Ehud Olmert . . . stupid, stupid, stupid . . .

Happiness

If Hillary fails to become President of the United States, Frit will be the second happiest person on the planet. The first happiest will be her “husband”, Good Prince Bill.

Education

When the left says a thing it is deemed educational. When the right says a thing it is deemed propoganda.

Speech difficulties

When they feed us the news, journalists are unable to speak the words “Silvio Berlusconi”. These two words stick in their throats. The only way to get them out is to accompany them with a gratuitous description, e.g.:

· “. . . multimillionaire Silvio Berlusconi said . . .” (German ARD television)

· “. . . Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s wealthiest businessman, said . . .” (British BBC television)

There are two reasons for this:

a) Silvio Berlusconi dares to feed us the news himself, whereas the ruling class has a rule that says only the ruling class shall feed us the news.
b) Silvio Berlusconi makes a lot of money and members of the ruling class hate anybody to make more money than they make.

Burma

The ruling class is making a fuss about Burma right now. Burma has an unelected government, and the ruling class abhors an unelected government. Iran has an unelected government but the ruling class is concentrating on Burma. The Third World War is very likely to feature Iran, not Burma. Still, the ruling class likes to make a fuss about Burma. It is very selective about its fusses.

Great Gore

Great Gore, Chieftain of the ruling class, is making A LOT OF MONEY from climate change. He makes money, gets accolades, gets wined and dined, get’s "female liasons", flits about all over, all on the back of climate change. His carbon footprint must be big.

Lions

On TV three lions were eating the rear end of a buffalo whilst the front end of the buffalo stood looking on in agony and terror. Lions, like all cats, are horrible. They are creatures designed to rip to pieces and devour other creatures irrespective of how far into the process those other creatures die, and with no inkling of their suffering and horror. A sensible society would get rid of lions alltogether. But the ruling class like lions. Lions are deemed “natural” and furry so they are worth preserving. As long as they are running around in someone else's country.

Great Gore

Great Gore is a Chieftain of the ruling class. Great Gore is not a scientist. He knows nothing of complex scientific issues to do with climate change. He depends entirely on what others tell him, and others tell him what he wants to hear, i.e. things he can sell.

Changing climate

Ruling class members understand little of nature. They are so far divorced from the realities of nature that they think they can control the climate! They think they controlled it incorrectly in the past, but from now on they will control it correctly. Awakening will come.

Kosovo

Kosovo is about to declare independence from Serbia with the full backing of the ruling class. Presumably, when little green men from Venus move into Yorkshire England, Bavaria Germany, Tennessee USA or Languedoc France etc., swiftly out-breed the locals and claim those parts of those countries as their own, they will be given equal support.