From each according to his ability to remain the boss, to each according to his need to be bossed over

The bosses of the present day German communist party (masquerades under the name “Die Linke”, instead of “Die Kommunisten”) have just managed to have themselves re-elected to office. Of course, in a party where all are equal they have it in their power to decline and let some of their equal comrades have a turn. But, no, they are accepting office. Like the bosses of anti-boss communist parties the world over, they somehow always manage to just go on and on being boss.

Teachers take money and run

Teachers are on the radio going on about a wonderful new idea: courses teaching children how to deal with bullies and mobbing. They are enthusiastically waxing lyrical about this and it all sounds very fine and valuable and furry, and you’d never dream that what they are really talking about is making the child responsible for its own safety at school whilst eagerly shirking that responsibility themselves. They carry on taking the paycheque though.

Amnesty International – saving the ass of our fellow madman

Today, Amnesty International heroes are being provided air time by their accomplices in the international mainstream media to concern us with the rights of mad people interned at Guantanamo Bay. How come people making cash and careers out of being so full of the rights of others always come over as being so full of themselves?

Frit, like any other civilised person, abhors the idea of brutality and torture. Unfortunately, Frit is also very upset when mad people commit terrorist atrocities. Those who blow to pieces innocent strangers on their way to work or burn them at their office desks have, in Frit’s opinion, opted out of the human race and therefore out of their human rights. Their suffering is of no concern. So when a policeman employed to protect society (and paid a large sum of money by society for so doing) sits across the desk from Mohamed the mad terrorist, saying “Right, Sir, we know you’ve put a bomb on the school bus, which school bus is it?”, and Mohamed the mad terrorist replies “I have a right to silence”, Frit would deem the policeman guilty of letting society down when he replies “So you have, Sir, may I make you a cup of tea and introduce you to a hero from Amnesty International?”

In such a situation, Frit would tend to think the policeman is accepting the large sum of money without accepting any of the responsibility. Frit would see it as the policeman’s simple duty to repeat the question with more determination and state-of-the-art insistence. Principles are strategies for achieving desirable ends; they are not convenient excuses to dodge behind when unpleasant responsibility calls.

London divorces Chavez

In putting a stop to disgraceful collaboration with communist Nazi conman Chavez entered into by the previous same sex whining communist who lately vacated the office, London’s new mayor appears to be acting out of straightforward honourable conservative principle, unlike what is promised by the rest of the British Conservative party whose strategy for gaining power appears worryingly like simply stealing most of its opponent’s clothes. Brown clothes.

Discriminatory dithering

The European Union, that well intended institution long since highjacked by assorted communists, is in a state about discrimination at the moment. Many words are being spoken about this subject (and sold). It seems that, in some European countries, it is still possible for a free man or woman to choose not to associate with homosexuals without being sued, whereas he or she is not free to choose not to associate with black people without being sued. This is deemed unfair and discriminatory. Unfair to the homosexual, of course, as opposed to unfair to the free man or woman, and the assorted European communist EU botherers are in a dither about it. Having created a society governed by stupid furriness, they find they have some blurred lines. They are unsure where to stop, and the following questions arise:

a. Does Frit’s dear hope of never being subjected to a rogering at the hands of a samesexer under any circumstances mean he might be accused of discriminating against that group and carted off to jail?
b. Does the fact that Mrs Frit is a white lady automatically mean he discriminates against black ladies?
c. Does the fact that he hates cats substantially more than he hates dogs mean he is unfair to dogs?
d. Does his preference for geraniums at the expense of daffodils mean he must at some point be taken before the All Ultimate Big Chief EU Moneyspinning Court of Antidiscrimination and sentenced to slow suffocation by fur?

Nobel Laureate Aung San Suu Kyi

Aung San Suu Kyi
Mostly stays at home for tea.

Hey big spender

Frit thanks the Mail Online for the following. The figures speak for themselves. Frit likes a thing with figures. The words “openness” and “transparency” are ever on the lips of the ruling class, but they like to keep their figures to themselves.

In Jerusalem it has become much harder to get a room in the city's best hotel, a carved stone palace that was once the haunt of Churchill and Lawrence of Arabia. The reason for the shortage is simple. There are only 86 bedrooms at the American Colony Hotel and ten of them ? more than an entire floor ? have been booked indefinitely by Tony Blair to be used as offices by his mission to the Middle East.
The cost, much of it borne by the British taxpayer, is considerable. The Mail on Sunday has obtained a copy of Mr Blair's contract with the hotel, which shows it is being paid nearly $1.34 million ? about £700,000 ? annually for the office rooms alone.
When Mr Blair and his entourage of six bodyguards, a Press officer and Nick Banner, a former member of his team at Downing Street, are in town, the space available at the Colony shrinks still further. Although the well appointed British Consulate-General is just three streets away, they sleep at the Colony ? adding about £2,000 per night to the bill, not including food.
Since Mr Blair's appointment last June, the mission has also purchased a £75,000 armoured car and spent £55,000 on security, £15,000 on phones, computers and stationery, £2,500 on car rental and £20,000 on general administration.
Naturally enough, when Mr Blair flies to Israel, something he does at least once a month, he and Mr Banner go first-class on British Airways, a return fare costing £2,424 each. The bodyguards have to put up with club, which costs £1,732.

Mr Blair’s salary is reportedly 400,000 pounds per year.

Return to Persia

Confusion about whether back of beyond and unimportant Burma is “Myanmar” or “Burma”, or both, stems from the fact that those who run the international media have given up referring to it as “Myanmar” having found out that the “ruling military junta” of that country, which they dislike because it is made up of horrible soldiers in uniforms (shudder), is responsible for having changed the name. In its deliberations (agonisings) over this matter, the BBC, ever a fair and impartial organisation, makes the mistake of asking the question: “So does the choice of Burma or Myanmar indicate a particular political position?”

Mark Farmener, of Burma Campaign UK, presumably an individual possessed of extremely furry credentials, replies: "Often you can tell where someone's sympathies lie if they use Burma or Myanmar.”

Does this then mean that the BBC has at last been caught having “sympathies”? No, no! Of course not! “It's general practice at the BBC to refer to the country as Burma”, explains the BBC News website. “This is because most of its audience is familiar with that name rather than Myanmar.”

Ah, so they do it for the sake of the audience. How kind. It’s not a political thing at all. So it’s illogical of us to expect they soon ought to stop referring to Persia, an important country right at the centre of world events, as Iran, the name given to it by the unelected, insane, misogynistic Jew-baiting junta that seized power there.

Human Fertilisation, Embryology and Frankenstein Bill

Yesterday, the British parliament voted to permit the creation of human-animal hybrids. Unfortunately, the current prime minister will have to wait until it permits human-vegetable hybrids before he finds himself on the right side of the law.

Frit notes that the amendment in question, which sought to ban mere straightforward, logical scientific research, was voted down with a majority of 160, whilst the amendment that tried to prevent the truly disgusting creation of “saviour siblings”, i.e. people born as spare parts suppliers to their older brothers and sisters, was voted down with an astonishing majority of 279 on the basis that as long as the names of those brothers and sisters are only engraved on the hapless creature’s bone marrow and not on its giblets its okay!

Holiest person alive – now even more holy than Holiest of Hollies Holy Kofi Annan

Are we all truly sick of hearing the two stupid words “Dalai” and “Lama”? We know the reincarnate that goes by this title graciously postponed his own nirvana and opted for rebirth in order to serve humanity, but he really needn’t have bothered, we could have gotten along.

Whatever happened to those careful, safe and considerate lady drivers of yore?

There was a time when female drivers were the best drivers, but, nowadays, whenever Frit and Mrs Frit are almost totalled on the roads, which is several times a day, the culprit is almost always a horrible fraught female gorilla.

Hand-outs

Those who like to indulge themselves by giving a few coppers to a poor person are this week giving those coppers to furry Burmese cyclone victims at the expense of Chinese earthquake victims, as these are deemed unfurry for the way they treat those nice innocent Tibetans who are absolute peace loving angel monks to a man and have such a wonderful culture and would never do anybody any harm. Growing up is a long process for some.

Catastrophe

Thank goodness we got Israel’s 60th anniversary over and done with before it provided the media with any more opportunity to interview whinging Palestinian “activists”, each a father of 57 children, and opportunity to turn the event into the 60th anniversary of the “Palestinian Catastrophe” (by which they absolutely do not mean the catastrophe of the advent of that sad modern-day phenomenon, the professional Palestinian foreign aid guzzler and breeding machine).

May Frit refer all concerned to an earlier post entitled “A tale of two ladies”, which is to be considered definitive as regards all aspects of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict, and may he remind that the number of unfortunate Palestinians dispossessed in war with the Israelis sixty years ago was around 700,000. The vast majority of the truly remarkable 10.5 million Palestinians bred into existence in the meantime were not on the planet back then. They were never driven out of anywhere and have no claim to anything, and the very idea that the simpletons who run our media should indulge them in this way, forcing us to listen to endless whining about returning to “their land”, is a downright disgrace. Wake up! However softly Palestinians may endlessly talk about their rights and about possessing “their land”, whilst sitting on their backsides eating aid, they are by implication talking about destroying the state of Israel, all its works and all its people. And giving them air time so to do is not an act of fairness, furriness and impartiality, it is an act of bungling complicity in their sincerely intended genocidal crime.

Teachers

Teachers, by definition, ought to be the very last people permitted to teach anybody anything.

Tarring with same brush

The spectacle of hysterical mussulmen beating themselves until they bleed is becoming a regular one on our TV screens. It is always shown as an interesting cultural event, an almost wholesome phenomena, and not as a horrifying gross phenomena of which the human race should be ashamed. It is never shown with condemning comment. Otherwise we might offend. Offend who? Offend thick, backward, hate-filled barmy mussulmen? But what about the other mussulmen, the ones who look at this spectacle with the same degree of disgust as civilised, sane people the world over, and who need our support? Why does the ruling class ignore these sane mussulmen and pander to the insane ones? Why oh why do they tar all mussulmen with the same brush? Are they racists?

Our European communist parties

Communism was once a sincere ideology that failed because it was mistaken, idiotic and brutal. Today it is just the idle buggar’s strategy for stealing from the industrious.

Fighting in Lebanon

Lebanon,
A nation

With too much population,
Is having another conflagration.

Golden rule

A golden reporting rule taught at the schools of mainstream media journalism states that when a left-oriented politician increases taxes he does so for the public good, whereas when a right-oriented politician lowers taxes he does so for the public vote.

A tale of two ladies

The State of Israel’s 60th anniversary appears to be providing the mainstream media with a good opportunity to bash the Jews. A typical underhanded attack on Israel brought to the attention of Frit appeared in the British “Independent” newspaper (independent of what?). This article begins with “How did a Jewish state founded 60 years ago end up throwing filth at cowering Palestinians?”, a typically vicious, emotionally charged negative blood-soaked statement dressed up as an interesting innocent question. The article then goes on, of course, in typical fashion, to come up with all the anti-Israel answers required, all rendered fair and palatable when prefaced with the admission that Israel has produced some really good writers and journalists over the years, so it's not all bad. The childishness of it!

As with all matters concerning Israelis and Palestinians, Frit would urge the ruling class to view life in terms of harsh realities rather than in terms of highfaluting concepts, and to consider the following tale of two ladies:

Once upon a time at the end of the Second World War, Gerlinde The German Lady was ethnically cleansed from Luxembourg. At around the same time, Fatma The Palestinian Lady was ethnically cleansed from what is now Israel. Gerlinde The German Lady went on to have two children and a new life, and each of her two children had two of their own. Fatma The Palestinian Lady went on to have 57 children, thus no new life, and each of her 57 children had 57 of their own in full knowledge that very little divided by 57 makes very much less.

As hard to grasp as the mind of the ruling class might find it, this, and only this, is the true reason the Palestinians are now at war with Israel whilst the Germans are not at war with Luxembourg.

Livingstone out

London town has at last been liberated from the grip of terror-promoting anti-Semitic same sex communism. Frit rejoices and looks forward to the day a similar thing happens to the BBC.

All in the name

Today, Frit heard mention of the name of the voter group into which he would least like to fit: white non-college democrat.

History books

In the eyes of the ruling class, Silvio Berlusconi’s vilest of utterances is “Our children must no longer study history books that include Marxist deviations”. Unthinkable words. Ruling class bounders, on their high horses, insist that government should never be involved in the writing and teaching of history. Goodness me no. These tasks “should be left to writers and teachers”, says writer and teacher David Lane in a book full of Marxist deviations that heroically vilifies the Italian prime minister with the object of making lots of money and lots of nice young friends.

Mad dog bites deranged woman, dog dies

In his innocence, Frit is astonished to learn that there exists a charity, called Animal SOS Sri Lanka, which imports “street dogs” to Britain from Sri Lanka! These “suffering and dying” animals are presumably flown halfway round the world in aeroplanes to a country that is already full of stray dogs (around 10,000 put down each year by local authorities) and which is currently free of rabies.

As an act of gratitude, one of these creatures, sick with rabies, has now bitten the hand of the nitwit who fed it, who describes herself as “President and founder” of that charity, as well as the hands of two other nitwits. All three have received medical treatment at the taxpayer’s expense and are sadly not set to leave us soon. The dog itself was given assistance in leaving us, presumably also at the taxpayer’s expense. Also, the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs assures the general public that “We are now tracing animals that have moved from the kennels to ensure that all animals that have come into contact with the puppy are monitored". It neglects to add “at the taxpayer’s expense”.

The Charities Commission appears to have gone bonkers in permitting this. Its website says that the stated “object” of Animal SOS Sri Lanka is: THE ALLEVIATION OF ANIMAL SUFFERING PARTICULARLY IN SRI LANKA (BUT NOT EXCLUSIVELY) FROM INJURY, SICKNESS, ILL-TREATMENT OR NEGLECT. The stated “area of benefit” is SRI LANKA and the stated “area of operation” is SRI LANKA. There is no mention of Britain and absolutely no mention of alleviating all that suffering by flying all those wretched creatures there.

Frit is now considering setting up a similar charity with the purpose of alleviating mental suffering on the part of the rest of us by rounding up all the deranged women in the western world and shipping them off to Sri Lanka to be bitten by as many mad dogs as they like. Of course, Frit will also be able to pay himself a good wage from the donations first. What a good scam!

Heartfelt apology

Whilst this site is waiting and hoping and praying for real advertisers (as well as sacrificing the occasional stray cat to that end), only Google ads are being displayed, one of which (Frit notices with astonishment) is selling Kosovo flags! Frit is truly sorry for this abominable affront, as is Mrs Frit.

Double Darwin

This picture of the bonding of unsavoury communist Nazi tyrant conman Chavez and unsavoury communist Nazi tyrant madman Ahmadinejad is a fake, in that most of their body hair has been airbrushed out. Nevertheless, it can still be taken as definitive proof that man indeed evolved from the ape, but is now evolving into the slug.

Multimillionaire windbag Jimmy Carter meets Hamas

Frit believes he will be able to bear up well on the day ex-president Carter transitions into ex-human being Carter. When you have a lot of blood on your hands, the fact that it got there as a result of well-intended self-indulgent bungling is little excuse.

Vile backing

Middle-aged multimillionaire white American Michael Moore-Than-Enough, a truly kind and selfless unimportant individual who would never accept a cent or sexual favour from a single young person, has put his greasy weight behind B.A. Barackabama in the struggle for leadership of the democrats. B.A Barackabama thanks him but is having a wash all the same.

Shared brain

Today, the democratic party hopefuls are up for it in Pennsylvania. Proof that those who report for the international mainstream media share a collective brain is that, although there are two contestants, i.e. B.A. Barackabama and Hectomillionairess Hillary Clinton, all the emphasis is on whether Hectomillionairess Hillary Clinton wins or loses, and not on whether B.A. Baracabama wins or loses. Frit suspects that, later on, this might go the other way round.

Wedding bells

Former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl (right-leaning), whose first wife is dead, appears to be getting married again at advanced age. For some reason, this is providing the local media with much sneering fodder.

Multimillionaire hairpiece wearer, conman and former German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder (left-leaning), a self-confessed thief who appeared on TV (under the influence of drink or drugs or both) on the evening he lost the last German general election to claim that “nobody but me can form a government”, has already had four wives, the latest of which is a pigmy marmoset, and never a sneer is heard.

Makeup

Frit believes he is right in saying that each and every ruling class stud appearing on TV to sneer at Silvio Berlusconi’s hair transplant or facelift etc. is always wearing more false hair and makeup than a transvestite on its wedding day.

Boredom Brown

The British Labour Party sacked a winner to appoint a loser. They pretend to the gullible and the young that this was done as a matter of fine principle, whereas, of course, it was done as a result of truly appalling judgement and they really rue the day.

Irritating sweaty subspecies

Frit and Mrs Frit are unhappy with all who ride bicycles for recreational purposes.

Return of the rich man

Billionaire business tycoon media mogul well-heeled affluent well-off prosperous Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s wealthiest man and one of the richest men in the world, is back! And with a larger margin than those who rule us can comfortably stomach! Their reaction is to explain this event to us rather than report it to us. One of the best of these explanations is that, as long as such and such gets done, the Italian people “couldn’t care less who their prime minister is”. And so forth.

BBC TV opts for just portraying him as a criminal buffoon. The fact that 47% of the Italian people voted for him is irrelevant to the BBC. This 47% of the population shall just be ignored until such time as it can be re-educated.

Having their cake and burning it

Today is a very black day for those who rule over us. For some time now they have had their hands very deep inside the pockets and the pants of the gullible and the young on the back of the strange, furry notion that fuel can sensibly be made by burning food!

The bizarre logic of this runs as follows:

a) obtain some petrol from the ground
b) burn this petrol to produce a plate of egg and chips
c) obtain some more petrol from the ground
d) burn this petrol to burn the plate of egg and chips and thereby obtain an amazing bonanza of FREE PETROL

What could be more convincing in all its furriness than this? Trouble is, today, the practice of burning food to make fuel has been pronounced “a crime against humanity”. It is blamed for the alarming increase in the cost of food all over the world.
Those who rule over us and rob us every day would normally have no problem in digesting such an accusation and verbally regurgitating it in the form of some sort of really quite positive thing. But, sadly, the accusation comes from none other than the United Nations, an institution they have made their very own.

Over the years the ruling class has turned the United Nations into the Ultimate Temple of Holiness. Its previous Secretary General, Holy Kofi, was elevated to the level of devine being, and then some. The Ultimate Temple of Holines is the place in the direction of which ruling class members turn themselves ten times a day, praying for material benefits, and countless thousands of them directly make countless millions of dollars from direct association with it. So when the Ultimate Temple of Holiness says a thing, they have to listen. This is why they are in such a critical dither today. They have been caught trying to have their cake as well as burn it, and caught by their own ultimate authority to boot. Frit is concerned they may sink into depression.

But no, they’re sure to have the usual “intensive debate”, i.e. millions of words spoken and sold, millions of words broadcast and sold, millions of words printed and sold, millions more dollars in the bank. A process at the end of which they’re sure to conclude no blame attaches and you can indeed have your cake and burn it, as long as the careers and money keep coming.

Hectomillionaires

Silvio Berlusconi is up for election in a couple of days, so his name is being mentioned often in the media, normally accompanied by a customary gratuitous description, e.g. “multimillionaire Berlusconi”.

Hillary Clinton is up for election soon. Her name is being mentioned often in the media. However, despite the fact that, last week, the Clintons were forced to reveal they’ve earned more than one hundred million dollars in the last eight years (and only the truly naive would think this is the whole truth), Frit has not once heard her referred to as “multimillionairess Hillary Clinton”, and he is sure he never will.

By way of doing his bit towards redressing this blatant imbalance on the part of the mainstream media run by the ruling class, Frit will be using the gratuitous description “Hectomillionairess Hillary Clinton” whenever referring to that person on this site from now on.

In vino veritas

Those who rule over us are complaining about drinking and driving again.

One evening, when Frit and Mrs Frit were walking down a mountain in the Alps, they passed by a mountain hut where three very drunken old men were saying their goodbyes after an obvious drawn out drinking session. Two of these staggered off homeward down a steep meadow, Laurel and Hardy fashion. The third, the landlord of the establishment, went back inside and started closing up.

Ten minutes later, a good way further along the track leading downwards, Frit and Mrs Frit heard the sound of a vehicle approaching from behind. “Good God”, said Frit to Mrs Frit, “It’s the drunken landlord driving home”. As the ground on one side of the track went alarmingly and endlessly down, Frit and Mrs Frit quickly climbed up the bank on the other side to remove themselves from harm. Half a minute later the landlord came round the bend in his pickup full of beer crates, hunched over the wheel, peering forwards with concentration, carefully proceeding down the mountain track along the edge of the precipice at about walking speed.

Early next morning, in the town down below, Frit stood at the side of the road, waiting to cross, when who should drive by in his pickup but the landlord of the evening before. Sober, he drove hunched over the wheel, peering forwards with concentration, proceeding along the road at about twice walking speed.

From this, Frit was quick to formulate the following equations:

a) careful and considerate drivers who always drive within the limits of their capabilities + drink = less competent careful and considerate drivers who always drive within the limits of their capabilities
b) reckless and inconsiderate drivers who always drive at the limit of their capabilities + drink = certain death for someone

Sadly, most drivers fit into the latter category (and this goes double for those supposed to enforce the law). To avoid confronting this disgraceful issue, society puts the blame on the drink, not on the driver. So we can all carry on driving round the blind bend on two wheels as fast as we possibly can, under the assumption that no children are playing in the middle of the road on the other side rather than under the assumption that some are. If they are it’s their own fault. We can mow down as many as we like. As long as we’ve had nothing to drink we’re in the clear.

Lack of taste

The ruling class is seething because Silvio Berlusconi has said the left “have no taste, especially when it comes to women”. He surely can’t be thinking of Bill Clinton’s wife, Tony Blair’s wife, Gerhardt Schröder’s wife, Jimmy Carter’s wife, Boredom Brown’s wife, Great Gore’s wife, Robert Kennedy’s foul and mad wife . . .

Clintons in clover

The Clintons have made 100,000,000 dollars in the past eight years. Doing nicely thank you, working away for the good of the poor.

Olympic games

The European ruling class is saying it might not go out to play with the Chinamen unless the Chinamen are kinder to Tibetans. Tibetans furry minority, Chinamen non-furry majority, what could be simpler and more naive.

Heil Chavez

Unsavoury communist Nazi conman Chavez is turning the screws on his country’s privately owned media sector. Venezuela’s media, the BBC reports, is either controlled by unsavoury communist Nazi conman Chavez (not their words, of course) or belongs to private individuals apposed to having their country run by an unsavoury communist Nazi conman. Given this set of circumstances, the BBC, in its attempts to appear objective and keep its hands in the pockets of the licence payers, the gullible and the young, decides to dodge the issue by rubbishing the free, independent press in Venezuela, deducing that there is “no impartiality” in any of the country’s media in any case!

Racism

It goes without saying, of course, that those who rule us would be the very first to squeal were they ever in turn to be ruled over by religious bigots, or, indeed, if religion were to be involved in their government in any way. But, curiously, they seem to think this quite good enough for Iranians and other Mussulmen.

Is this a form of racism?

Camels

Camels are permissible, in reasonable numbers. Elephants likewise.

Shoe on other foot

The Clintons, beneficiaries of favourable coverage from their accomplices in the media for so many long years, are today whinging that this favourable coverage is now going to B.A. Barackabama instead!

Frit loves this day.

Multiplying mussulmen

A website dedicated to “educating” us about how nice it is to be a Mussulman and how we should all want to be one, states:

“If the west's population is top-heavy, (i.e., the ratio of youth to elderly is low) that of Muslim populations is the opposite. For example, today more than half the population of Algeria is under the age of twenty and this situation is similar elsewhere. These young populations will reproduce and perpetuate the increase of Muslims on a percentage basis well into the next millennium.”

History is over

A belief that history is over is widespread amongst those who rule us, in all their naivety. They have lived so long in a period of peace and prosperity that the horrors and abominations evident throughout human history are unreal to them. They happened in the past and belong there; they have no part in today’s world. We’ve moved on from all that.

When New Orleans flooded and the psychopaths, murderers, misogynists, sex offenders and criminals of every type leaped out of the woodwork at the drop of a hat to behave as they have behaved since the beginning of time, those who rule over us were genuinely shocked. These are the people they have been defending and indulging and making money from for so long. But they quickly managed their shock, quickly papered it over. All too real for their view of the furry new world they’ve created for us to live in. No mention of it anywhere anymore.

Mice and men

In their simplicity and their confusion about realities, the ruling class folk fail to understand that, whilst death might be the opposite of life, life is by no means the opposite of death. By way of educating them correctly in this matter, Frit, in his wisdom, recommends they visit their local pet shop where they are to buy mice in a cage. Arriving home, it will indeed be apparent that death is soon on its way if no food is given. But as soon as food is given it very quickly dawns that the true opposite of death is not “life”, but “more life”. A bigger cage is soon needed, a bigger room, a bigger house . . .

Afghastlystan is such a cage. Those who rule us, in all their kindness and eagerness to get their hands into the pockets or the pants of the gullible and the young, have been pouring food into Afghastlystan for more than three decades, breeding Afghastlystanies at a most irresponsible rate. In the list of population growth rates, Afghastlystan is now third (3.85 %).

Soon be too few Kalashnikovs to go round. Thank you the ruling class!

International Women's Day

Yesterday was International Women’s Day. Whilst this event might have point and serious meaning in some parts of the world, here it just means the television is full of ninnies all day telling us they “still haven’t succeeded in achieving equal pay for women doing the same work as men”.

Frit’s advice: leave my TV screen, go found a company and pay your female employees as much as you pay your male employees.

But this, of course, would mean getting onto the field and playing in the real game instead of making a university career standing on the sideline impressing the gullible and the young with airy-fairy ideas.

Confusion

An 86 year-old lady recently complained to Frit about the outcome of a local election. Frit was delighted to be able to point out she was misinformed, her own party had won, and won by miles. At her advanced age she had been unable to see through all the media blather. The wonderful people who control the news in the name of freedom and impartiality, the ruling class, had succeeded in misleading her (and no doubt huge numbers like her) into believing the opposite of the truth. Such is their power.

Of course, it goes without saying that the party that had actually won was not the party of the ruling class's choice.

Curious peace process

A Palestinian maniac has shot a lot of Jews at a school in Israel. Those who feed us the news are wondering “what effect this will have on the peace process”. Last week the Israelis invaded Gaza, the same question was asked.
It seems that the term “peace process” is now curiously being used as a description of the entire Palestinian situation, the entire Israeli versus Palestinian conflict. It is not a war, it is a peace process.
Frit, in his wisdom, fears this "peace process" will never end as long as Palestinians continue breeding at their current rate. The population of Gaza depends on United Nations food aid to survive, and every day another horde is born. But breeding rates are not an issue members of the ruling class feel comfortable with. They prefer to hide from real issues like this behind a fine phase or glaring misdescription.

Silence is golden

Today, on radio, an anonymous mouthpiece of the ruling class delivered another really fine-sounding educational notion to us all. It concerned silence. Apparently, were we all to stop talking and simply listen to others, the world would be a better, more furry place. He talked to us about this nonstop for fifteen minutes. We thank him for that.

Sir Great Gob Geldof in all his selflessness

Sir Great Gob Geldof is the mouthpiece of the drugs, squalor and pomposity wing of the ruling class. He has made A LOT OF MONEY out of good causes. He has made a lot of money and a career from perfecting fine-sounding one-dimensional “bit of a lad” thinking and feeding it to the young. Ruling class folk always prey on the young.

Animal rights bores

The best thing to do with people who treat themselves to an emotional high over the rights of an animal is to feed them to one.

Disastrous multiplication of wars

The members of the international ruling class have a rule that says whenever the Chechen war is referred to in the media it shall always be referred to as “The Disastrous Chechen War”. To make sure this always works and is always swallowed by the gullible and the young, they hit upon the ruse of splitting the Chechen war into two, i.e.:

· “The First Chechen War” (the ghastly event that was badly run by the Russians and went badly) and
· “The Second Chechen War” (the ghastly event that was well run by the Russians and appears to have gone well).

This clever subterfuge then enables them to never have to describe the first in terms of the second, but they can glue the two back together anytime they like to describe the second in terms of the first. They are devious.

Palestinians

One day, in an English language newspaper printed in a foreign land, Frit was amused to see a droll error in an article in which Palestinians were referred to as “Pale Stinians”.

This, as far as Frit knows, is the one and only occasion in history that anything to do with Palestinians has ever raised a smile.

Fine-sounding utterance of the week

“Quality should never be a matter of cost.” (Austrian Radio)

Vegetarians

Not all members of the ruling class are vegetarians, but all vegetarians are of the ruling class. Vegetarians are people who expect you to cook without meat when they visit you but expect not to cook with meat when you visit them.

Data protection

The EU, a good meaning institution highjacked in entirety by the ruling class, is a solid defender of the right to privacy. It is full of fine phrases such as:

“. . . Member States shall protect the fundamental rights and freedoms of natural persons, and in particular their right to privacy with respect to the processing of personal data.”

and

“. . . shall ensure that fundamental rights, with special attention to the right to privacy and to the protection of personal data, will be respected throughout the European Union.”

But all such fine words are, of course, no hamper to the glee with which the members of the European ruling class in all the member states are welcoming the outright theft of data from a Liechtenstein bank that allows them to persecute those they most dislike, i.e. those with more money than themselves.

Cuba

As we all know, those who rule over us cannot abide a military dictator. Witness their recent glee at the downfall of President Musharaf, a thorn in their flesh for years. Why is it then, that when those who rule over us feed us the news today, they simply report without comment the fact that those who run Cuba have just replaced that country’s outgoing dictator with none other than his very own brother???!!!

Those who rule over us are selective over their dictators. Dictators of the left are furry, dictators of the right are not.

B.A. Barackabama

To make out to the gullible and the young that everything she does she does for others, Hillary Clinton is fond of the ploy:

“Last night a woman grabbed me by the arm and said . . .”

Frit looks forward to the day this changes to:

“Last night a woman grabbed me by the throat and said . . .”

It is very important for B.A. Barackabama to prevent this deeply insincere self-seeking egoist from ever ruling the world. Apart from that, Frit can think of no other use for him.

Afghastlystan

Afghastlystan is a disgrace.

Musharaf

Those who rule us are jubilant about the downfall of the government that has been keeping a safe lid on powder keg Pakistan for the past few years. WHAT DO THEY THINK!

The BBC just kindly answered this question with “The hope is a return to democracy will help calm the situation". "THE HOPE" . . . . "THE HOPE" !!!

Rover

Dogs are revolting, but fun. Dog owners are just revolting.

Pragmatism

Of course, those who currently run Spain are perfectly in accord with the rest of the international ruling class in supporting the theft of Kosovo. But, in order to prevent the Basques from hoisting them by their own petard, they have had no difficulty in making a “pragmatic” decision. The ruling class is always good at abandoning fine principle in favour of “pragmatic” decision whenever it suits. The ruling class invented the word “pragmatic” especially for use in such cases; it allows it to avoid words like “cheating” and “deceit”.

Independence day

Kosovo is declaring independence today. Frit advises the 100,000 Serbs who find themselves reluctant citizens of that new state to congregate at one end of it so as to constitute a local majority, if this is not already the case. They can then declare their own independence from Kosovo. The ruling class can have nothing to say about this process as it is a process it itself has just sanctioned and helped implement.

Dying, dying, dead

Some months before the Bush administration ends, the international ruling class, with its collectively wired up shared brain, has decided to describe it to us with phrases such as “a dying government”. In this way they can pretend it failed to complete two successful terms and would quite probably be re-elected if permitted to run again.

Stupidity

The members of the ruling class disagree with the concept of stupidity. The idea that some are less smart than others rubs them up the wrong way. It clashes with their hallowed concept of sameness, so they have a golden rule that no one shall be referred to as stupid, dim-witted, thick, dense, dull etc.. No one.

Except, of course, Ronald Reagan. Reagan was stupid. George Bush is stupid. Margaret Thatcher, Silvio Berlusconi, Ehud Olmert . . . stupid, stupid, stupid . . .

Happiness

If Hillary fails to become President of the United States, Frit will be the second happiest person on the planet. The first happiest will be her “husband”, Good Prince Bill.

Education

When the left says a thing it is deemed educational. When the right says a thing it is deemed propoganda.

Speech difficulties

When they feed us the news, journalists are unable to speak the words “Silvio Berlusconi”. These two words stick in their throats. The only way to get them out is to accompany them with a gratuitous description, e.g.:

· “. . . multimillionaire Silvio Berlusconi said . . .” (German ARD television)

· “. . . Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s wealthiest businessman, said . . .” (British BBC television)

There are two reasons for this:

a) Silvio Berlusconi dares to feed us the news himself, whereas the ruling class has a rule that says only the ruling class shall feed us the news.
b) Silvio Berlusconi makes a lot of money and members of the ruling class hate anybody to make more money than they make.

Burma

The ruling class is making a fuss about Burma right now. Burma has an unelected government, and the ruling class abhors an unelected government. Iran has an unelected government but the ruling class is concentrating on Burma. The Third World War is very likely to feature Iran, not Burma. Still, the ruling class likes to make a fuss about Burma. It is very selective about its fusses.

Great Gore

Great Gore, Chieftain of the ruling class, is making A LOT OF MONEY from climate change. He makes money, gets accolades, gets wined and dined, get’s "female liasons", flits about all over, all on the back of climate change. His carbon footprint must be big.

Lions

On TV three lions were eating the rear end of a buffalo whilst the front end of the buffalo stood looking on in agony and terror. Lions, like all cats, are horrible. They are creatures designed to rip to pieces and devour other creatures irrespective of how far into the process those other creatures die, and with no inkling of their suffering and horror. A sensible society would get rid of lions alltogether. But the ruling class like lions. Lions are deemed “natural” and furry so they are worth preserving. As long as they are running around in someone else's country.

Great Gore

Great Gore is a Chieftain of the ruling class. Great Gore is not a scientist. He knows nothing of complex scientific issues to do with climate change. He depends entirely on what others tell him, and others tell him what he wants to hear, i.e. things he can sell.

Changing climate

Ruling class members understand little of nature. They are so far divorced from the realities of nature that they think they can control the climate! They think they controlled it incorrectly in the past, but from now on they will control it correctly. Awakening will come.

Kosovo

Kosovo is about to declare independence from Serbia with the full backing of the ruling class. Presumably, when little green men from Venus move into Yorkshire England, Bavaria Germany, Tennessee USA or Languedoc France etc., swiftly out-breed the locals and claim those parts of those countries as their own, they will be given equal support.