For as long as he can remember, Frit has been waiting for someone to come along who unites all the repellent vices of each and every loathsome left-leaning individual all in one. He has now arrived. His name is Tom MacMaster. Tom recently came into the public eye when he was outed pretending to be a gay girl from Syria in order to tell a pack of lies and manipulate people. Tom is a useless parasitic “activist” from Georgia, who, despite being all of 40 years old, is still presently “studying for a masters degree at the University of Edinburgh in Scotland” (degree in what, and on whose money?) although he is not actually doing that right now as he is currently “on holiday” in Istanbul, Turkey (on whose money?), busily destroying western civilisation from without instead of from within. Tom, seen here complete with grownup t-shirt (which “reputable” media outlets choose to crop), is a true master of uselessness and deceit. He passes off his dishonest actions with “While the narrative voice may have been fictional, the facts . . . are true and not misleading as to the situation on the ground. I do not believe that I have harmed anyone — I feel that I have created an important voice for issues that I feel strongly about”. True quality sliminess.
Frit notes that the alleged Butcher of Srebrenica, the man who Izetbegovic is said to have claimed told him he needed “5,000 dead Muslims” to justify western military intervention, is still at large. On the wanted list for years, his successful strategy for evading capture has been to brazen it out by living openly amongst his fellows disguised as a wonderful human being.
Frit believes the current “Arab Spring” is just the inevitable product of too many “Arab Offspring”.
Frustrated by official reluctance to release the photographs lest the pattern of shots should offend, Frit has decided to publish one here and be damned.
Ever since those who rule us started prefacing Laurent Gbagbo’s name with “international pariah” we all knew his ggoose was gcooked. Those who rule us deem the war in Ivory Coast to be all about childish good versus evil, right versus wrong, black versus white, truth versus falsehood. Like in Libya but not like in Syria. It has nothing to do with one party having the letter “g” in silly places in his name and absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with one religion versus a certain other unpleasant religion that wants to do away with all other religions, as we might have gthought. Gnever.
Prompted by recent events and harbouring an intense hatred of his neighbour ever since that party daubed “Frit the Twit” on that disputed fence, Frit has devised a perfect four-point plan for getting rid of him:
Frit recently came across this strange image that appears to inadvertently reveal the true nature of Mussulmanic prayer.
Now that the West is busy bombing Libya to “protect innocent civilians” from the dictator in charge there, Frit learns that Madmood Madjihadimad, Sad Assad and the rulers of just about every other Islamic country intend suing us for equal rights to be bombed for the same reason.
According to Caithness Windfarm Information Forum at www.caithnesswindfarms.
Frit well remembers hearing the dust cloud that rose over Manhattan when the twin towers went down described repeatedly by a certain broadcaster as “white smoke”. This mysterious phenomenon has now reappeared this morning over the wobbly nuclear power plant in Japan. To Frit it looks like steam, which is what you get when you cool a hot body with water. To media people it is much more dramatic white smoke. The biggest beneficiary of the reappearance of this white smoke is, of course, Muammar Abu Minyar al-Daftgafi, son of Mohammed Abdul Salam bin Hamed bin Mohammed Al-Daftgafi, otherwise known as “Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya“.
It appears this monstrous peculiar communist tyrant has managed to slaughter all those wonderful democratic revolutionaries our media stars spent a whole week or so egging on and shining the spotlight on before suddenly abandoning them to their fate in their desire to drench us in much more interesting white smoke and invisible rays.
Further to yesterday’s post, it now appears to Frit that latest greenie policy is to call for all nuclear power plants built on solid ground amongst sane people to be demolished whilst encouraging them to be built in earthquake and insanity prone Iran.
The fourteenth Downright Lama is apparently relinquishing his political responsibilities. What a relief to know he is not relinquishing his spiritual role, too. How could he? After all, once “the head of the embalmed body of the thirteenth Downright Lama, at first facing southeast, mysteriously turned to face northeast to indicate the direction in which his successor was to be found” he was in it for life. You can’t simply walk away from a thing like that. Nor from the "sixty tons of treasure" said to have accompanied him to India back in 1959.
People all over the world are calling Frit to ask if the West should intervene in Libya. Frit looks at this question in two ways:
a) Do you mean intervene in the sense that the West moves in like a ton of bricks, locks the country down, puts the safety of its own troops first and thus deals with any resistance with total ruthlessness and installs a favorable government by same method and backs it up by same method? Then the answer is YES.
b) Do you mean intervene in the sense that the West moves in as it has elsewhere intent on saving and kissing the ass of the locals, doing everything to make them love us and handing them freebies whilst they lie to us and deceive us and shoot our young service men and women dead one by one? Then the answer is NO.
Frit would remind everyone that the inhabitants of Libya (see picture) “were red haired, and had upon their flanks tails not much smaller than those of horses. As soon as they caught sight of their visitors, they ran down to the ship without uttering a cry and assaulted the women.” Not the sort of people you mess with.
Is it true that Libya is home to one million migrant workers whilst 30% of its own population of just six and a half million are unemployed?
The picture shows what those who rule us call North African “refugees” invading Lampedusa on the lookout for European benefits and skirt. See any women amongst them, any children, any elderly people?
When a normal person enters the chicken house to find all the chickens with their heads bitten off he thinks “fox”. In other words the most obvious culprit comes instantly to mind and, instead of wasting time looking for a rabbit with blood on its face, the normal person looks for a fox. With media people the process is different. Media people look for the rabbit first and only reluctantly consider the fox a day later if no rabbit is found and the fox simply won't go away and hide no matter how they stroke it.
Strange how those in the West now calling for Gaddafi’s head are the very same people who made such a song and dance when Ronald Reagan tried to do away with him in 1986 and uttered not a word when Libya was elected Chair of the U.N. Human Rights Council in 2003.
Following the impressive closing speech delivered by Lieutenant Colonel Allan West at CPAC, Frit has decided to officially endorse that individual for US President and Savior Of the Western World That Hardly Deserves It. Frit is placing his entire manpower and means at the disposal of Lieutenant Colonel Allan West and he urges his many followers to do likewise. West is honest, tough, sensible and sure of his objectives and he intends kicking lefty ass and Mussulman ass like it hasn’t been kicked for a long time. On top of all this, West is black. Delightfully black. Black as night. Black enough to rub everyone’s disgraceful nose in the racism lie. The present pasty occupant of the Whitehouse will be out looking for shoe polish to try to black up in earnest when the presidential race comes around.
How admirable of the Swedish police to have leaked the information that the whores making allegations of serious sexual seediness against the boss of WikiLeaks, a deeply unpleasant pale weirdo whose name begins with “Ass”, are not whores hired by the CIA at all but straightforward dirty groupies from his very own sordid lefty circle. The pale weirdo fears he might be extradited to the United States and executed if he is extradited from Britain to Sweden, whereas Frit is afraid he might not be.
This is the symbolism of the Arab revolution that the dippy left, to their everlasting shame, are so eager to support.
Frit notes that a supermarket is in trouble for covering up a magazine cover showing a photograph of Sir Elton Hercules John (real name Reginald Kenneth Dwight) and his partner David Furnish proudly displaying the hapless sprog these two lately brought into the world by bizarre synthetic means. Customers complained, the supermarket covered it up, now the supermarket is facing accusations. We live in a free society where pop milieu excreta like these two are permitted to indulge their egos in truly sickeningly unsavory ways but where there is no freedom to think ill of them for doing so.
Strange to find so many references to Reginald Kenneth and his “husband” David in media reports concerning this entire loathsome story but none to David and his “wife” Reginald Kenneth.
Media people seem to think that current unrest in the Middle East promises the advent of a whole new collection of left-leaning utopian democracies ultimately paving the way for a left-leaning global utopia. They are doing their best to help talk this into existence by encouraging revolution. Thus it is that searching Google News for “Mubarak dictator” and “Ben Ali dictator” suddenly gets large numbers of hits in recent news but absolutely none in less recent news despite the fact that both dictators have been mature dictators for a very long time. Nobody seemed to notice. Some of what the news calls “protestors”, not “rioters”, are indeed, of course, left-leaning ideologists in search of utopia, which they will never find. But others are rabid racist religious zombies and many, many others are just the usual scum, the scourge of mankind who simply like to break and burn anything that belongs to someone else whenever opportunity arises.
The reason utopia will never exist in Egypt is simple: to achieve it, Egypt would have to create wealth at a greater rate than it creates new Egyptians, which it never will. So the sad automatic natural remedy for boundless breeding cuts in: unrest, turmoil, war, i.e. large-scale downward correction of numbers by death. Same goes for Tunisia, Jordan, Pakistan, Iran and every other Mussulmanic hole where women are kept in sacks to breed beards.
How typical to see that 27 of the 50 richest members of Congress are nice, moral, considerate, progressive, selfless Democrats whilst the remaining 23 are selfish grasping immoral, evil and soulless capitalist Republicans. Ketchup Kid Kerry, the nicest, most moral, considerate, progressive and selfless Democrat of all being the wealthiest one of all.
This blog is now putting its feet up for a week, during which time it intends washing its mouth out and returning as an anti-Israel blog by way of extending its readership and attracting more advertisers.
In the month of Ramadan, over at “Islam Question and Answer”, the Mussulmancis are avoiding questions like “Does slaughtering your fellow human beings during Ramadan invalidate the fast?”, and concentrating, instead, on matters such as the “Ruling on eye drops for one who is fasting”, “Does looking at women invalidate the fast?” and the closely related “Does masturbation at night during Ramadan invalidate the fast?”. Then there is the question of dealing with bad breath during Ramadan, to which the considered answer is:
“Instead of using an aerosol when fasting, it is enough to use the siwaak (a stick) which the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) encouraged us to use. If he uses an aerosol and nothing from it reaches his throat, then that is o.k. But it should be noted that the smell that comes from the fasting person’s mouth as a result of the fast is not something to be disliked, because it is the effect of obedience to Allah. In the hadeeth it says that the smell from the fasting person’s mouth is better in the sight of Allah than the fragrance of musk.”
The pie, pictured, is what the average Mussulmanic consumes between dusk and dawn every night during Ramadan. It contains no pork.
How unexpected of the Pakistani press to ignore US efforts at providing aid and instead concentrate on spreading rumors that the US deliberately caused the current floods with its new secret weather weapon, HAARP (High-tech American Armament for Ruining Pakistan).
Is it true that 6,982 Afghastlystani civilians have been killed since 2006 (most of whom were killed by insurgent forces) whilst 1,510 coalition military people have been killed there since 2006, making a total of about 8,500 souls?
Is it at the same time true that 28,000 Mexicans have been killed in the drug wars since 2006? Frit is now encouraging Mexicans to change their religion if they wish to heighten their profile in the media and benefit from some sympathy, concern and western aid.
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How amusing, gratifying and satisfying that the Mussulmanics are “angry” and “insulted” because the 2012 London Olympic Games have been scheduled during the holy season of Ramadan! Doubly amusing when one considers how low Britain is prepared to stoop to ingratiate itself with the Religion of Peace. What a faux pas! The nation is now in a panic and is “working with the Muslim Council of Great Britain to find ways to accommodate Ramadan during the London Games”.
Frit’s suggestion is that the Mussulmanics should hold their own all-Mussulmanic Olympics in the Mussulmanic country of their choice at any time of year they bloody well want. They can call it the Muslimpics. They can exclude women from all events. They can even include novel games like distance shoe throwing, competitive beheading and dismembering, honor killing hurdles, Jew jumping and the ever popular race to be first to breed with your closest relative.
The picture shows two members of the hopeful Moroccan all-girls ostrich chasing team whose shorts show a little too much ankle for Frit’s taste.
Nice to know that, true to untruthful form, ex-unelected Prime Minster of the UK Boredom Brown, who, in April of this year told the gullible and the young that “Sarah and I might do charity or voluntary work, I don't want to do business or anything else. I just want to do something good“, has just signed up to the “speaking engagements” scam from which his predecessor, Blair, has made so many millions since leaving office. Frit supposes his new career will go well as he’s such a fascinating, charismatic, spontaneous and humorous man.
Another of his truth-challenged pronouncements earlier in the year was "I think you learn lessons all the time, and I'm always prepared to learn lessons, and always prepared to admit that if you made a mistake you've got to say that things can be done better." Notice the way the sentence begins with “I” in the smarmy philosophical part but quickly changes to “you” in the need for action part. How Brownlike.
Meanwhile, Frit learns that the two women who recently attempted to board a flight out of Britain with a deceased relative in a wheelchair wearing sunglasses, claiming he was asleep, thought they could get away with it because nobody stopped them back when they brought Brown into the country by the same method years ago.
The members of the audience at the first of Brown's speaking engagements, pictured, look as if they went to sleep when in actual fact they all died.
Frit learns that two members of the Iranian cycling team are in all sorts of trouble for having celebrated something by publicly opening a bottle of champagne and spraying it around, just like the decadent sports kuffar does. Frit, whose gorge rises every time he witnesses a decadent sports kuffar performing this idiotic act nonetheless defends that moronic individual’s absurd right so to do. Frit also notes that Seyyed Ahmad ‘Alam al-Hoda, conservative cleric and Friday prayer leader in the city of Mashhad, Iran, voiced strong criticism over the participation of women in cycling competitions. He stressed that Islamic religious law categorically prohibits women from taking part in that kind of sport, and that broadcasting women’s cycling competitions on television offends the values of Iranian society, which, as he put it, must serve as a shining example of Islamic society. Maybe, once they’ve succeeded in inventing that long hoped for modest burka-bike for girls, things will change.
Frit is pleased to see that the Pakistani press is looking into the state of Mussulmanic education. They are finding things like “In 57 Muslim countries there are only 500 universities currently, while, in the U.S. alone, there are 5,758 universities”. And things like “There is not a single Muslim educational institute which could be compared with Harvard, Cambridge, or Oxford” and “Arab countries spend billions of dollars on their defense but their expenditure on education is relatively very low”.
Encouraging! Trouble is, the apparent reason for all this is diagnosed with things like “Colonization and the subsequent implantation of the eastern educational system further uprooted the Muslim mind from its spiritual, intellectual, and historical ground”. And the remedy for it all is, of course: “The entire system of education has to be redesigned on the basis of the Koran and the Sunnah”! In other words on the same old basis of banging your head on a book 'till it bleeds.
Frit is interested to learn that witchdoctors in Tanzania are willing to pay around 400 million Tanzanian shillings (around 250,000 dollars) for a Kenyan albino, who they will then butcher so they can boil up the body parts to make lucrative potions they can sell to the stupid. A Kenyan man has just been imprisoned for having abducted a Kenyan albino and having tried to sell him across the border. In the belief that this might be a good chance to rid the White House of its present incumbent, Frit has written to a couple of Tanzanian witchdoctors informing them that that individual is almost certainly Kenyan and certainly a lot less than black. At least we’d get some money for his otherwise worthless ass.
Frit notes that Google is advertising “1 million + muslims” for marriage on this very site and inviting people to find their “perfect match”. Presumably this means the one you are most closely related to.
Having learned that a heat wave in Gaza has already resulted in several explosions and deaths due to improperly stored explosives becoming too volatile, Frit has written to the governments of the USA and all the EU countries to urge them to cut their emissions further and to cough up sums of money huge enough to provide the Gazans with some proper suitable explosives storage facilities. We simply can’t have them blowing themselves to pieces before they have time to make a home movie and shout Allahu Akbar.
The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President, the biggest recipient of donations from despicable and demonized BP (though nobody seems eager to report this fact) and a man who would never, never use his family for publicity purposes under any circumstances, used his youngest daughter, Sasha, 9, in a staged publicity stunt but a couple of days ago. The apparent aim was to promote tourism in the oil stricken gulf area by taking her into the water and drowning her then bringing her ashore to prove there was no oil in her lungs. The plan only went awry when the ocean quickly washed the two of them ashore having had enough of slick in recent times. It also thought the two of them might start building a mosque in its depths. As can be seen from this photograph of the event, although only nine years old, Sasha’s appearance is already giving rise to rumors about her true parentage.
Iranian government minister Rahimi has railed against various countries supporting UN sanctions against Tehran, calling Australians “a bunch of cow herders” and saying South Koreans should be “smacked in the face until they become human”. He said: “England has nothing. Its inhabitants are not human, its officials are not responsible, and it doesn’t even have any natural resources. They are a bunch of thick people ruled by a mafia. They have plundered the world in the last 500 years and the young lad in charge now is even more stupid than his predecessor”. Frit takes issue with this because, although Camaroon might be stupid, nobody, nobody, could be more stupid than his predecessor.
Apart from this, the stupidity statistics concerning the population of Britain or any other western country are of course being greatly bumped up by the inbreeding-related stupidity quotient of Mussulmanic immigrants. In Pakistan, 70 percent of all marriages are between first cousins (so-called “consanguinity”) and in Turkey the figure is between 25-30 percent. Statistical research on Arabic countries shows that up to 34 percent of all marriages in Algiers are consanguine (blood related), 46 percent in Bahrain, 33 percent in Egypt, 80 percent in Nubia (southern area in Egypt), 60 percent in Iraq, 64 percent in Jordan, 64 percent in Kuwait, 42 percent in Lebanon, 48 percent in Libya, 47 percent in Mauritania, 54 percent in Qatar, 67 percent in Saudi Arabia, 63 percent in Sudan, 40 percent in Syria, 39 percent in Tunisia, 54 percent in the United Arabic Emirates and 45 percent in Yemen (Reproductive Health Journal, 2009 (Consanguinity and reproductive health among Arabs.).
Ramadan is here again and being conscientiously shoved down our throats by the manipulative multiculti media and, as the picture shows, by big business, because, like any other mass event, Ramadan is a commercial event. But Frit is having trouble understanding quite why taxpayers in western countries should be asked to fork out large sums of money to provide Pakistani flood victims with food in the month of Ramadan when they are not supposed to eat any anyway. Ah, but, of course, they are only obliged to fast in the day and are allowed to pig out at night all they want. Not a lot different to the normal human pattern of fasting at night and eating in the day then, really. Why bother, Mahmood, why bother?
Frit notes that the Mussulmanics are dissatisfied with the concept of the Greenwich Meridian because it is a loathsome creation of the kuffar, and, as everybody knows, Mussulmanics invented time long before anybody else. Thus they have built themselves a huge clock in Mecca to set their own watches by from now on. Quite why it has to look like both Big Ben and the Empire State Building combined nobody is saying. Frit believes the workings inside it are based on the workings of a cuckoo clock, not because a bird pops out of it but because you have to be cuckoo to swallow the bizarre rationale of the wonderful Mussulmanic science behind it, which states that Mecca has a greater claim to being the prime meridian because it is "in perfect alignment with magnetic north”! The claim that the holy city is a "zero magnetism zone" is supported by Mussulmanic ‘scientists’ like Abdel-Baset al-Sayyed, of the Egyptian National Research Centre, who says that there is no magnetic force in Mecca! "That's why if someone travels to Mecca or lives there, he lives longer, is healthier and is less affected by the earth's gravity," says he.
Frit reads that a groom accidentally killed three relatives, i.e. his father and two aunts, and injured a further eight, at his wedding in Turkey recently when he fired an assault rifle in celebration not quite into the air, unintentionally raking the guests with bullets. Just think what he could have achieved had he been permitted, by Allah, to have a couple of beers first! Frit is devastated to learn that the Islamic supremacist who now rules that country, determined to drag it back into the 6th century, was not invited to the event.
Fit notes that, after having been encouraged by those who currently rule the USA to “feel good about their historic contribution to science”, the Mussulmanics have decided to make yet another important research contribution by developing the world’s first modest cycle for women! However did we get along without it? Also, the Iranians have just announced that they intend building the world’s first nuclear fusion reactor, a feat that has eluded the stupid kuffar for many a year. This must be because the backward approach of the stupid kuffar is to base his science on knowledge; whereas the superior Mussulmanic’s approach is to base his science on belief. Inch’Allah.
