The price of sausage

Frit is delighted to learn that the Mussulmanic chef who sued his employer, London’s Metropolitan Police, for insisting he handle pig meat with gloves and tongues if he couldn’t manage it with his bare hands, has lost his case due to colleagues having informed the court they watched him tucking into sausages and bacon more than once. He must now pay 76,200 pounds worth of expenses, on top of his own costs!

Still on the subject of food, is it true that 3-wives food-for-oil George Galloway is on hunger strike in Jordan because the Egyptian authorities won’t let his convoy of Gaza “aid” through? If so, do we all hope the pontificating sack of shit is stubborn enough to see it properly through?