Sharks and other fish

Today is the big day we have all been waiting for – the beginning of the United Nations Climate Change Conference! WE ARE SAVED! Frit thought we were in danger of having the entire thing called off in the light of Climategate and might not be saved after all. But no, Great Gore is the only one to have chickened out. Great Gore has made so much money from the global warming hoax that he can afford to pull out. Not so the estimated 16,500 delegates, activists and reporters attending, whose incomes and careers still depend on it. Frit is told that, when they descend upon Copenhagen today, they will be emitting 40,584 tons of carbon dioxide equivalents over the duration of the event, roughly the same amount as the carbon emissions of Morocco in 2006. Frit is also reliably informed by a new Australian Warmers’ study that warmer ocean temperatures caused by global warming could cause sharks “and other fish” to become more aggressive! Copenhagen being on the coast, Frit is hoping those 16,500 delegates, activists and reporters all decide to take a swim and are set upon by herrings.