Ayatollah caught telling untruths

Ayatollah (backwards = hallo ta ya) Khomeini, the weird and miserable religious zealot who set up the Great Craziness Of Iran so that all his compatriots could be as weird and miserable as he, said “There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam“. So how come the Fiqh Council of North America — a body of Islamic scholars — issued a fatwa this week that says going through airport scanners violates Islamic rules on modesty and is therefore unacceptable! Surely that’s the best joke we’ve heard for years!

And here’s another good one: “Israel is going too far by increasingly assassinating terrorists across the Middle East, a senior Palestinian official in Ramallah told London-based newspaper The Times”. Going too far! Hilarious! Mussulmanics are such wags! Such wags! The two pictured certainly find such jokes funny.