Brown bully

Unelected Prime Minister of Britain, Boredom Brown, has been obliged to appear on TV to deny reports that he physically abuses his staffers. It appears he specially trained the muscles around his glass eye to contract and expel it from its socket with near deadly force at any underling impertinent enough to annoy him. This seems to surprise many, though Frit thought him a nasty piece of unelected socialist work all along. Frit caught the savage brute in question on camera replacing the eye after having viciously fired it at the elderly tea lady for forgetting the sugar.