Smelly human badger in trouble

The UN’s chief warmer, a vegetarian who probably makes more money from warming than even Great Gore, and who wears the suits to prove it, is now under pressure to cease holding that office. People in India, his home country, are very disappointed in him. Not because his aim has always been to decrease methane output from farm animals by increasing methane output from human beings through forcing us all to eat nothing but horrible greens, but because he has been caught falsifying climate change claims in the most childish manner. He should straight away be invited to leave the UN building for ever and to suffer the embarrassment of standing behind himself in the lift as he does so.