World’s worst warmer comes clean

The former head of the controversial unit at the centre of the "climategate" storm, Professor Phil “fiddle them data” Jones, pictured, has now admitted that there has been no global warming for the past fifteen years. Despite this, the new head of the unit, Prof. Peter Liss (not to be mispronounced liter-of-piss), is saying things like "If you're on the climate skeptics side, you have to have really good evidence for your case because if you're wrong then the consequences for all of us and all our children and whoever comes after is hugely influenced”. Good to see he’s approaching the job with an open mind.