Barrenness

Muammar Abu Minyar al-Daftgafi of Labia, son of Mohammed Abdul Salam bin Hamed bin Mohammed Al-Daftgafi, likes to go by the unassuming socialist low ranking title of “Colonel” as long as this doesn’t stop him from being a billionaire and being officially known in his country as “Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Labian Arab Jamahiriya“. Daftgafi is now openly calling for all Mussulmanics to obliterate Switzerland in jihad retaliation for the Swiss having arrested his son for beating up his staff, just like Boredom Brown does. Rushing to its neighbor’s defense, the EU, in the form of a spokesman for Barrenness Ashton, the EU's foreign policy representative, savaged Daftgafi with the fierce words “If these reports are correct, they come at an unfortunate moment”.

Barrenness Ashton, a ventriloquist in her spare time, is pictured here on stage waving the hand of her dummy, known as Stiltskin Van Rumpel.