Heroic Mussulmanics nail that dangerous Thai

Last week, a heroic Mussulmanic bunch was quick to claim responsibility for murdering a young Thai worker busy watering plants in a greenhouse in Israel. “We did it! We did it! We’re brave and fierce”, they proudly proclaimed, seemingly unaware of the presence in Gaza of the European Union’s terrifying high representative for foreign affairs and security policy, Barrenness Ashton of Upholland, who told reporters she had come to the region to “talk with people and politicians about the need to find a picture of peace and security” (Frit always thought politicians were people too). The rational Israeli response to the murder of this Thai would be to do away with a whole load of blameless Eskimos.

Iran’s Ayatollah Alec Ham n’ Eggy, in the meantime, has flatly told the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President to shove his latest offer to lick that individual’s boots before allowing him to trample all over America in them. This is because Alec Ham n’ Eggy knows that western leaders “have lost faith in their own culture, are in thrall to an ideological aversion to war, have lost the moral capacity to distinguish between right and wrong, victim and aggressor” as Melanie Phillips so rightly puts it.

The picture shows Alec Ham n’ Eggy attempting to convince a short madman that he’s tall and sane.