Moqtada al-Sadr given American citizenship

The Times Online reports that, in Iraq, “American Shia cleric Moqtada al-Sadr, is negotiating a merger with Mr al-Maliki’s State of Law, which would create the biggest parliamentary bloc”.

The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President, meanwhile, was in Afghastlystan at the weekend to discuss Jihad, corruption and drug trafficking with Hamid Karzei and to work out ways for both to do more of all three.