Rich and famous Marxists bring down banks

Frit reads that “it is the Clinton-era changes to the Community Reinvestment Act that forced banks to lend more for “affordable housing”. Law firms, including ones connected to Obama, sued banks that failed to meet their low-income quotas for mortgages”.

The age of irresponsibility

Frit notes that would-be multimillionaire unelected British Prime Minister Boredom Brown is swanning around at the United Nations in New York, making fancy speeches on the financial crisis, stating that “we must now say clearly that the age of irresponsibility must be ended”. This is the same would-be multimillionaire Boredom Brown that has occupied the post of British Chancellor of the Exchequer for the past ten years!!!!
Wikipedia defines the post of Chancellor of the Exchequer as “the title held by the British Cabinet minister who is responsible for all economic and financial matters”!!!!
When asked to clarify when "the age of irresponsibility'' began, a Government official travelling with Mr Brown refused to specify beyond admitting it was "in recent years''!!!!

Financial crisis

The Bush-Cheney response to the financial crisis adds up to stealing money from the 30% of the population that have made sensible decisions with their finances and giving it to the 70% who have made lousy decisions with theirs and gotten themselves into debt. This is a disgraceful response. Undiluted socialism. Very un-American.

The same response on the part of the British government is very British.

Sudden funny turn for Biden?

As a response to the Republicans' appointment of a woman as vice presidential candidate, which appears to be going down well, multimillionaire President and Saviour of all Mankind B.A. Barackabama is said to be planning to have multimillionaire Joe Biden give up his appointment as Democratic vice presidential candidate “for health reasons” so that hectomillionairess Hilary Clinton can now take his place. Surely the Democrats (who tell us on their website that they stand for open, honest and accountable government) couldn’t be so devious, dishonest and deceitful. OH YES THEY COULD!

Footnote
Looking at the Democratic Party’s website, one comes across astonishingly illiterate passages in “crtical” places, like: “We are in a crticial moment that will reverberate for generations to come. We see us through these times, Democrats will work to end the war in Iraq and refocus our nation's efforts on those who attacked us on September 11.”

and: “When Democrats ask for your vote, we can win anywhere.”

and: “We released a new, 65-page report on John McCain's 26 years in Washington, cozy relationships with his lobbyist campaign advisors and fundraisers and the backroom deals he's been involved with have harmed Americans and cost America jobs.”

We can’t send them all back to school because that’s where they all hang out anyway . . .

Creationism

A media hullaballoo blew up last week in Britain because a certain Professor Michael Reiss, director of science education at the Royal Society, apparently seemed to suggest that “creationism” be taught in British schools by way of including “religious” pupils in science courses. For the uneducated, “Creationism” is an ism for those lacking the gumption to make sense of the normal evolutionary processes of life going on around them, before their very eyes, each day. When they see a spider eat a fly they flee for refuge to a land of furry goodness where the fly has some mystical point to its existence that transcends the simple needs of its own or the spider’s survival. The fly will just be okay and somehow remain in undigested form and be of intrinsic value and live for ever somewhere sometime in the end, perhaps even getting a Nobel prize for something or other or getting to shake the hand of hectomillionaire Bill Clinton or Great Gore or some other Alpha furry being before turning into a sort of semi invisible state and levitating from view hand in hand with the spider.

But the strange thing is that, after all the hullaballoo about this issue, there was an even bigger hullaballoo after Professor Reiss was sacked, a hullabaloo made by wordy and seriously strange people seeking to defend his support for teaching “creationism” in schools, with headlines like “The Royal Society is sadly unenlightened on creationism”! (Telegraph!) And then it turns out that Professor Reiss does not support any such thing and never said any such thing and the entire issue was nothing but a load of misrepresentation and a pack of lies put about by the newspapers in the first place. Disgraceful!

But then, just when one thinks one has gotten to the bottom of the matter, one reads “Professor Reiss, who is an ordained Church of England Minister . . .” Help!

Woman on top

Tzipi Livni, a woman, is the new leader of Israel's Kadima party. Strange that parties of the left spend soooo much time talking about equal rights and women’s rights and equality and all these things, but somehow it actually always seems to actually be the parties of the actual right that actually go ahead and actually elect actual female leaders. Strange world. Strange world.

Suicide

Frit notes that Belgium is fourteenth in the table of countries with the highest suicide rates. This he finds surprising. He would have expected all the Belgians to have done the decent thing and topped themselves by now.

Working to make a financial difference

“Surely there must be a level beyond which profit from news is simply indecent”, says world renowned super duper CNN chief international correspondent Christiane Amanpour. Fine sentiments, but, deep down in his soul, Frit knows it is the level beyond which she personally profits from the news herself that she finds so indecent.

Whenever people issue such “not interested in the money” type statements to the gullible and the young, proper journalists should straight away enquire exactly how much money they actually make themselves before rushing to bring us their wonderful words. Frit now publically challenges Christiane Aman-by-no-means-poor (real name Mrs Rubin) to disclose her income and allow us to examine all her bank statements. She comes from a well-off Iranian family that fled Iran when the religious crackpots seized power, for a start, and Frit, for one, is less than believing when told all the money “is tied up”.

Oh ever so nice rich woman, with such weird hair, you are the very archetypal serial slanter of media fact and truth for self advancement and cash. Your husband, millionaire James Rubin, is a former assistant to hectomillionaire Bill Clinton and a current advisor to hectomillionairess Hilary Clinton for goodness sake. You yourself quite openly claim to be “working to make a difference” instead of “working to be impartial and objective”. Oh, Mrs. Rubin, how do we permit such untruth-tellers as you to get away with such deception in such blatant fashion? SHOW US YOUR BANK STATEMENTS!

Jury unable to decide if it has less gumption than backbone or vice versa

The British legal system has flunked yet again. This time it has failed to have 7 would-be terrorists garrotted after a lucrative 5 month trial. Apparently, this is the fault of George Bush for having ordered the arrest of a terrorist suspect “too soon” for the super big-earning British police force and prosecution service to have built a watertight case against the seven. The evidence against them only included six “suicide videos” to be released to the media after an attack, a mass of bombmaking material and extensive surveillance video and audio recordings. Not enough. The good men and women of a British jury need a terrorist to have detonated his bomb and killed and maimed a lot of people on camera from ten different angles before they will take him seriously. They just couldn’t be convinced.

The well-paid judge allowed the jurors a two-week holiday after they had retired to consider their verdicts. They were also given time off for one juror to attend a training course and they had several days off for illness. Between July 28, when the jury retired, and September 8, when it returned its verdicts, it deliberated for just over 56 hours. Frit thinks the members of this jury should now be prosecuted for wasting public money and the judge, the police, the prosecution and defence should all be prosecuted for stealing it.

Bravely brushing aside the rules

Unelected British Prime Minister and would-be multimillionaire Boredom Brown has broken with political convention by offering effusive praise for Multimillionaire President B.A. Barackabama at a time when foreign leaders are meant to maintain careful neutrality ahead of the US election. Some might believe Boredom Brown did this because he is a cunning and slippery heavyweight political assassin, but Frit believes he did it because he is an incompetent moron loser.

Near alien being stages coup

The “old media” are reporting with rapturous interest that German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeyer has now staged a successful coup within his Social Democratic Party to make himself its next Chancellor candidate. Steinmeyer’s name includes the German word for “stone”, i.e. “Stein”, but not, strangely, the German words for “from under a”. The “old media” is not going out of its way to trumpet the fact that this deeply creepy individual has done this despite having said, in March of this year, that the idea of him intending to do any such thing was “codswallop”. “I am doing all I can to make sure that the (present) Chairman of the Social Democratic Party, Kurt Beck, is elected as Germany’s next Chancellor,” he went on to untruthfully say at the time.

Saving the planet with veg and two veg

A certain brute with big hair named Dr Pachauri (career United Nations global warming big earner and brainwasher of the gullible and the young) says people in better-off countries should stop eating so much meat if the globally warmed planet is to be saved from doom and destruction. So we are not at all under threat from the vast numbers of new human beings that result from uncontrolled breeding, as we might have thought, we are under threat from not eating our greens. And the United Nations is not there to put any effort into confronting global breeding, it is there to advise those bred what to eat. We are so grateful.

Apparently “Dr Pachauri has just been re-appointed for a second six-year term as chairman of the Nobel Prize-winning IPCC, the body that collates and evaluates climate data for the world's governments”. How glad we are to here it. We shall wish the man six more years of good earning as we fry tonight’s steak.

Bloody debate

Frit notes that the “debate” going on in Germany right now, about withdrawing German armed forces from Afghastlystan (inspired, of course, by the considerate peace loving greens, social democrats and communists), is not going unnoticed by the terrorists in Afghastlystan. Naturally, their contribution to helping the debate along is to increase their attacks on German forces and kill as many as they can. The blood of these men and women in the German armed forces is therefore, of course, on the hands of the considerate peace loving greens, social democrats and communists.

Frit’s summer evening idyll

Gazpacho, fromaggio and Bardolino with a muchacho on the patio.

AIDS from aides?

Things have been said for some time now in places like http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/2005/03/csi_medblogs_do.html. But Frit believes hectomillionaire Bill Clinton might have AIDS for quite another reason, i.e. to set up an AIDS foundation and go around vaunting the rights of AIDS sufferers whilst at the same time pretending to the world that you yourself have another disease entirely would just be so much in character, wouldn’t it.

Croning ceremonies

Madonna, a publicity seeking old woman who’s life has been dedicated to showing her body parts to people on stage for money (such a modern idea!), is the latest being to crawl from the swamp to back Multimillionaire President B.A. Barackabama, comparing him to the Indian God Ghandi, the ultimate selfless being who wanted nothing but got immense influence, limelight and fame anyway. She also compares McCain to Hitler. The only historical figure Frit can think of comparing Madonna with is the ghastly crone said throughout the ages to sit on the chests of people when they sleep, giving them nightmares and thus bequeathing us the fine concept of having been “hagridden”. There must be so many to have crossed Madonna’s path who feel that way.

NB: Frit reads that crones can now be properly and officially croned at a croning ceremony. A woman who describes herself as “an eco-crone, ritualist, hypnotherapist, frame drummer and emerging gourd artist” is “available as a consultant and convener to plan and/or conduct customized croning ceremonies for individuals, groups, circles, and gatherings”. She can be contacted at http://www.croning.org/pages/534083/index.htm by any aspiring crone who would like to find out her “fee schedule”. However much it is, Frit feels sure Madonna has made enough from public vulgarity to afford it.

BBC cash for terrorists

Frit notes that 20,000 pounds from a BBC charity appeal ended up in the hands of the mussulmen terrorists who murdered 52 people in London in 2005 (see: http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/bbcs-terrorists-in-need/).

Frit also notes that five other mussulmen have been arrested for plotting to kill Prime Minister would-be multimillionaire Boredom Brown. Their defence team will make bags of money from the British taxpayers, almost certainly arguing that it isn't really possible to kill something that isn’t really alive.

Fatal flaw

Frit notes that a lawsuit has now at last been filed (by a fellow Democrat!) against multimillionaire B.A Barackabama, on grounds that he is constitutionally ineligible to run for and hold the office of President of the United States, claiming he was born in Kenya etc. (see http://newsbusters.org/blogs/p-j-gladnick/2008/08/22/msm-ignores-democrat-lawsuit-against-obama). Frit also notes that the mainstream media is not reporting this story at all. Why?
But the fact that he might have been born in Kenya, the fact that he lost his degree dissertation (as has his university), the fact that he definitely “is not and never has been” a mussulman, the fact that a number of his relatives live in mud huts and are abandoned by him, the fact that he is known to have associated with some very nasty bigots, criminals and terrorists throughout his career and the fact that he is an out and out Marxist – all these, in Frit’s opinion, are irrelevant. Because a body called the Center for Media and Public Affairs has now studied all jokes between January 1 and July 31 in late-night monologues by Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Stewart and Colbert, to reveal only 169 jokes about Obama, compared with 428 about Bush, 328 about McCain and 382 about Hillary Clinton. It seems conclusively ominous – his fatal flaw is BORING BORING BORING!

No more Olympics

The Olympic Games are over, the Chinese have been officially declared to be improving but still having some way to go with those naughty human rights issues and the Downright Lama, and we now have to wait another four long years to hear the next set of breathless young zombies on drugs talking about some boring aspect of their performance in some daft sporting event or another. Ten metre air rifle? Bitch volleyball? Dancing with a streamer? Frit’s proposal for a new sports discipline to be included in the next games is guessing the chemical composition of the blood of whatever breathless zombie won the previous event. The winner then gets to bottle it and sell it to a hard up African country that can only afford recycled pharmaceuticals.

Relative poverty

Unscrupulous people and unbelievers are claiming that this is a photograph of President B.A. Barackabama’s brother, George Hussein Onyango Obama, standing outside his two by three metre shack in Kenya, where he lives on just a dollar a month. They say he has only met his famous older brother twice - once when he was just five and the last time in 2006 when President B.A. Barackabama was on a tour of East Africa and visited Nairobi. President B.A. Barackabama mentions his brother in his autobiography, describing him in just one passing paragraph as a "beautiful boy with a rounded head".
Frit believes not a word of this slur. Multimillionaire Democratic President of the USA B.A. Barackabama just would not live with such hypocrisy and shame.

Modestly belittling yourself in print

Frit came across this, written by former UN prosecuter Carla del Ponte, in which she glorifies one of her friends by pompously glorifying herself: “Natasa and I are very similar in character and attitude — despite the hate messages we both constantly receive, we never give up and never shut up. Being absolutely uncompromising in the face of serious human-rights violations is a connection with Natasa Kandic that I intensely enjoy.”

Frit would dearly like to use this site to publish his own glowing descriptions of himself, but somehow he just doesn’t have the shameless sanctimonious gall.

50th birthday of Madonna

Birthday congratulations to the far off Frit reader. And congratulations Madonna. Now you're a hag as well as a slag.

David and Goliew

Can anyone explain the shameful episode going on in Georgia right now? I know many in the media can explain it, and are doing so all day long. But they don’t count. It requires proper explanation, not the kind of explanation you get from people paid big money to fill in two minutes of airtime with fast words. The term “mismatch”, used by one of them, just about sums up all their efforts. Whenever David takes on Goliath, David is always the heroic, innocent party, Goliath always the evil bully. Simple as that.

Back in the real world, we need to know the answers to questions such as:
· Why do we support the independence of Kosovo and set a precedent, then decry the independence of South Ossetia and Abkhazia?
· Why would we expect the Russians to stand by and watch their southern borders turn into a morass?
· Why would the Georgian President, a man with extremely hyperactive mouth parts, think NATO would want to go to war with Russia on his behalf? Is he mad?
· We know the Russians embraced bolshevism, causing the Second World War and plunging their own country as well as half of Europe into despair and misery for the best part of a century. But they came through that and managed to make immense social changes without plunging us all into more war. So don’t we have to thank Putin for keeping a lid on all that? Aren’t Russians proper white men, after all, deserving of our support, that they might complete their hazardous transformation without disaster?
· If Georgia is an independent nation, why did the Russians allow Stalin, a Georgian, to rule them?
· Is Eduard Shevardnadze right, when he says: “Yes, they (the Americans) are friends, they supported Georgia in the past, and they support us now, they support us financially and morally but I cannot understand at all why the Americans now have started to put these radars on European territory. I cannot understand it, I just cannot understand their motives. I m not young and I am a very experienced politician and when I make analysis of their behaviour, I cannot see any logical reason why they need this now”? (See http://www.russiatoday.com/guests/detail/1457 for more)
· Do we really want another cold war?
· Why have the people in the Georgia area historically lived in stone towers rather than in houses?

But, whatever the answers, and however it happened, Frit notes that we have President B.A. Barackabama to thank for ending it. “Putin bent to Obama’s will”, claims a lunatic democrat on American TV. He’s only been president and saviour for a short while but he’s already working those miracles.

Frit for furry fairness

In an earlier post, Frit commented on the opening of the World Aids Conference. He notes that this conference is now at an end. It seems to have been a “great success”. How could any event that combines hectomillionaire Bill Clinton and the United Nations be anything but? Apparently, death from aids “is no longer a problem” in the western world, but “is still a problem” in the developing world. And this, it has been decided by hectomillionaire Clinton and Co., must be addressed. In other words, the conference has managed to circumvent the biological realities of aids, successfully boiling down the entire issue to a question of straightforward good old fashioned celebrity showmanship and socialist “fairness”.

Being a fairer minded person than hectomillionaire Clinton will ever be, Frit now believes the fairest approach of all is to purposely infect the entire human race with aids. It’s simply not egalitarian and socialist and furry enough for some of us not to have it whilst others have. C’mon Bill, admit it. You’ll never be as fair as Frit. Never!

President Non-Muslim B.A. Barackabama pretends not to be plain old Barry Soetoro

Frit notes what is reported at http://texasdarlin.wordpress.com/ and is shocked. Frit simply cannot believe that this man would lie and deceive like any other common-or-garden democrat such as the hectomillionaire Clintons or Not My Baby Babyface Edwards. HE just wouldn’t do that. HE is THE ONE, or?

Typical union trade

Frit notes that German trade union bounder Bsirske, boss of the Verdi trade union, has flown with his wife on holiday to Los Angeles, first class, for free, on a Lufthansa airliner whilst in the process of organising a strike at Lufthansa. Exposed, he has now considerately agreed to repay the money to the company (some 20,000 Euros) and is not going to resign any offices. The mainstream media appears to find this more a question of “poor judgement”, “lack of foresight” etc., and never a matter of criminal deceit. Nor does it find anything contradictory in a trade union man having 20,000 Euros in small change lying around to pay back just like that.

Baby babyface?

Does it really come as a surprise to anyone to learn that former presidential hopeful John Edwards is a liar and a cheat? Has it not always been startlingly obvious? His wife is also a liar and a cheat. Witness her slimy words: “Admitting one’s mistakes is a hard thing for anyone to do, and I am proud of the courage John showed by his honesty in the face of shame. The toll on our family of news helicopters over our house and reporters in our driveway is yet unknown. But now the truth is out, and the repair work that began in 2006 will continue. I ask that the public, who expressed concern about the harm John’s conduct has done to us, think also about the real harm that the present voyeurism does and give me and my family the privacy we need at this time.”

The privacy they need to concoct their next pack of lies to feed to the gullible and the young. Tests are not necessary to determine if Edwards is indeed the father of the baby in question, as, if he is, it will start to look and behave like a weasel well by the age of two.

Banning books

Salmon Rushdie is trying to ban the publication of a book about him written by a former bodyguard and describing him as “scruffy” as well as "mean, nasty, tight-fisted, arrogant and extremely unpleasant”. Frit wonders why he doesn’t just go for the fatwa option on writers of books you don’t like. Though why he should go to the trouble is a mystery as the whole world must surely already know what a mean, nasty, tight-fisted, arrogant and extremely unpleasant scruffy blighter he is.

Global AIDS Conference, Mexico City

Global AIDS Conference, Mexico City
The Global Aids Conference has opened with children aids victims telling us how much they would like to become teachers and architects etc. and have children of their own etc.. Those who make money out of reporting such things intend us to go weak at the knees at this and lose all sight of the fact that the children of those with aids are born with aids and that knowingly having children with aids is an extremely irresponsible thing for anyone to encourage anyone to do.

Frit, somehow always left to do the dirty work, can only contribute the following brutal and unpalatable realities concerning aids:
· Aids is caused by a species of virus.
· A virus is a living, parasitic organism.
· To live, a virus needs a host.
· Once inside a host, the virus lives and multiplies.
· The activity of the virus multiplying within the host destroys the host and the host eventually dies.
· When the host dies, the virus within dies. The only way the virus can survive the death of the host is to enter another host before the present host dies.
· So if all the unfortunate people presently hosting the aids virus were cured, right now, the aids virus would become an extinct lifeform and the pandemic would end. (There is no cure for aids and experts predict that a vaccine probably won’t be found soon – in next 30 years!).
· Or if all the unfortunate people presently hosting the aids virus died, right now, the aids virus would become an extinct lifeform and the pandemic would end.
· Preserving the lives of unfortunate people hosting the aids virus also preserves the life of the virus and provides it time to enter other hosts. (“Since 1989, anti-retroviral medications have provided HIV-positive Americans with 3 million years of extended life.” They have also provided 3 million years of extended life to the virus.)
· 25 million people have died from aids since the pandemic began. The pandemic is considered to be only in its early stages.
· Phrases like “living with HIV” are idiotic and contribute to the spread of the virus.
· Saying that aids is a disease that is “entirely preventable” and a mere matter of “better education” is idiotic and contributes to the spread of the virus.
· Saying that aids is a disease that spreads because George Bush has not pumped enough cash into it is idiotic and contributes to the spread of the virus.
· “The Declaration of Commitment on HIV/AIDS, adopted at an historic special session of the UN General Assembly in 2001, where leaders from 189 Member States committed to comprehensive, time-bound targets for the delivery of effective HIV prevention, treatment, care and sup­port needed to halt and to begin to reverse the global epidemic by 2015” provides cash and careers for some but is idiotic and contributes to the spread of the virus.
· There is nothing wrong with not wanting to get aids and the best way of not getting it is to stay away from those unfortunates who have it and stop trying to imagine we can all get along fine with aids sufferers as long as we don’t use their toothbrush.

The human race, controlled by the International Ruling Class (that makes good money out of conferences) is retreating from the cruel dilemma the aids virus poses and, as a result, the aids virus is going to directly and indirectly kill untold numbers of people and ruin quality of life for untold numbers more.

Self-obsessed lowlife career terrorist goes free

Frit notes that the legal profession in Spain, which has been making a very good living from prosecuting and defending ETA terrorists for so many years, has now released from prison one of ETA’s very best killers, a man who has served 21 years for murdering 25 innocent complete strangers. This is less than one year per murdered innocent complete stranger. Perhaps the legal system’s hope is that he murder another 25 innocent complete strangers so it can start earning from him all over again. Few profits are presumably being made from him whilst he just sits in jail.
Frit notes that Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, a man with a lot of name but little honour, speaks fine words of condemnation about this but does nothing whatsoever about it and stops far short of resigning office in protest. There’s money in fine words, none in honour.

The Great Olympic Meddle

As is widely known, mention of the word “communism” is apt to make Frit bilious and overcome with bouts of migraine, hopelessness and depression. Nevertheless, communism has brought the world one important plus, in that it has brought us fewer Chinamen. Yes, the Chinese communist party’s draconian but sensible breeding policies are the reason all of us are still alive today. The total of 1,327,479,315 Chinamen living on mainland China as Frit writes (see http://www.cpirc.org.cn/en/eindex.htm to watch this figure steadily rising) is far too big a total of Chinamen, but nowhere near as dangerously far too big a total as it would have been had this policy not been pursued.

Those who rule us and feed us the news and opinions like to bash the Chinamen as often as possible over “human rights” and over the big chief Tibetan monk, the Downright Lama, who amazingly claims to be some sort of re-embodiment without anybody seeming to say “come off it, pull the other one”. And this Chinaman bashing goes double right now when so many of our heroic journalists are in China for the tedious Olympic Games. Frit’s advice to all concerned is to close your eyes and visualise the very big number 1,327,479,315 and rising before doing any Olympic meddling and holding forth with fancy sixth form pronouncements about human rights. The human rights of 1,327,479,315 people and rising is a very great and dangerous number of human rights that, if let rip by mere way of satisfying the sanctimonious and simple-minded, could all so easily turn into an equally enormous number of disastrous human wrongs extending far beyond the borders of China itself.

Cash for Karadzic

Serge Brammertz (pictured here looking mighty fine), the legal blatherer who took over from legal blatherer Carla del Ponte as Chief Prosecutor for the Ultimate Temple of Holiness, the United Nations, is set to make even more cash out of Karadzic than del Ponte made out of Milosevic during his shamefully expensive four year politically motivated trial. The first thing Brammertz (and his large team of other big earning folk) are set to do is review “the indictment which was last amended in 2000. We will ensure that it reflects the current case law, facts already established by the court and evidence collected over the past eight years.”

In other words repeat the “work” already done by his predecessor and for which she was already paid!

"Of course it will take some months before the prosecution and defence will be ready to start,” he barefacedly goes on to admit. Then the profitable trial will go on for years, followed by all the lucrative appeals. Frit, who is hard up, is now seriously trying to get in on the Great International Serb Screwing Scam himself, but they just won’t let you in if your views are not kosher or if it takes you less than several years to come up with a guilty verdict that was a foregone conclusion in the first place.

The Frit Award

Frit thanks Yahoo News for reporting that Great Gore and his people turned up at a Global Goring event in three large vehicles after having requested everybody else get there on their bikes. The driver of one of the vehicles then left the engine running for twenty minutes to keep the air conditioning going and keep it cool inside for Mrs Great Gore to return home. Yahoo News goes on to report “The Tennessee Center for Policy Research reported last month that Mr. Gore used as much electricity last year at his mansion in Nashville (one of four homes he owns) as 19 average American homes do. Mr. Gore frequently travels between his homes and to speaking engagements by private jet, which, on a per passenger basis, emits four times the greenhouse gases of a commercial jet.”

Multimillionaire Great Gore is now a strong contender for this year’s Frit Award. This is a golden plaque depicting Mahatma Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Holy Kofi Annan and the Downright Lama rising into heaven hand in hand from the roof of the United Nations Building watched by smiling staffers, Amnesty International bounders, sundry aid workers, a jealous Jimmy Carter and some furry little animals with ever such sweet eyes. This is awarded to the individual Frit considers to have fleeced and swindled the gullible and the young to greatest effect each year.

Frit's cooking tips

Fry Wiener Schnitzel in the oil first used to fry courgettes to get a Greener Wiener Schnitzel.

Bishopesses, who cares?

The Church of England, a religious organisation with a once proud history of robbing the rabble and keeping them in order, has now degenerated into a talking shop for the empty-headed, endlessly debating the convoluted pros and cons of issues like appointing women bishops. In Frit’s opinion, empty-headed women have just as much right as empty-headed men to dress up in funny garb and talk rubbish, but can a woman in all seriousness really be offered something called a bishopric? Sounds all wrong.

Unsavoury Nazi escapes condemnation once again

Unsavoury Nazi conman Chavez has arrested a certain General Vivas Perdomo, who asked Venezuela's Supreme Court to toss out Chavez's order for troops to salute with the motto "fatherland, socialism or death - we will triumph."

May Frit ask if it is possible to get closer to “national socialism or death” than “fatherland, socialism or death”. But CNN, where Frit first heard of this, makes no comment. Instead, it just reports that the arrested general “claims” the motto is unconstitutional and that it violates the military's apolitical tradition.

Catching Karadzic

A horrible and barbaric civil war welled up in our modern times in Bosnia. Those who rule us were shocked. The world of fur they have built for us is not supposed to feature wars, especially not in Europe. Wars belong to history, to the times before those who rule us came to power. So, in their discomfort, they ignore complex circumstances and unpalatable realities and simply seek individuals to pin it on. Karadzic is one such. Slobodan Milosofabitch was another. The philosophy is that as long as someone is to blame, we ourselves are not (and, as long as those to blame are arrested, we can earn bags of cash from the legal process for years on end).

The picture at http://www.serbianna.com/features/srebrenica/031.shtml is an unpleasant reminder that the true tale is a little more real and less straightforward.

Changing times

What was once a “lazy, selfish slut” is now a “strong woman”.

The faraway Frit reader

Frit thanks the faraway Frit reader for kind comments!

Multimillionaire messiah cometh

The cult of B.A Barackabamism is fast spiralling into the realms of the absurd. Multimillionaire Barackabama is already a hundred times more wonderful than multimillionaire Jack Kennedy, multimillionaire Carter and hectomillionaires B and H Clinton all put together (but somehow without detracting from any of them).
On his current Great Tour of All Ye World The Saviour Cometh he is greeted everywhere with frenzy. His shining presence is currently gracing Germany where people of all colours, creeds and sexes, whipped into a froth by the media, appear to be experiencing spontaneous multiple orgasm in public. By the time the election arrives the heights of wonderfulness Barackabama achieves will be beyond comprehension. He is the knight in shining armour. He is the redeemer. He is the alpha apex of human prospects and possibility, and not just the next in the never ending stream of smooth, stage-managed, spin-wise charlatans and manipulators of the gullible and the young that Frit first thought him. Not at all! Oh Saviour of the World Multimillionaire B.A. Barackabama, oh Great Idol and Divinity, Frit begs forgiveness and seeks humble permission now to vote for and worship Great Thee!

Serious diplomacy

The New York Times says that “For six years, President Bush rejected any serious diplomacy with North Korea. That obstinacy made the world a more dangerous place. While he was refusing to talk, Pyongyang made more fuel for more weapons and tested a nuclear device.”

Like all the others who feed us the news, the New York Times conveniently forgets that North Korea developed its nuclear weapons programme whilst hectomillionaire Clinton occupied the Whitehouse. In between bouts of diddling the staff, Clinton paid large sums of American money to the North Korean communists when they said they would not develop a nuclear weapon if they were given money. They then used the money they were given to develop a nuclear weapon and came back for more, and more. The current administration refused to pursue this particular type of “serious diplomacy”. Its “obstinacy” in this matter is what has brought about change.

Globetrotter drops in on bogtrotter

George Bush stopped off in Northern Ireland on his big trip a couple of days ago and the British “Independent (of what?)” newspaper reports, in its sly way, that “Although the theme of the visit was a brighter future, Mr Bush actually, if only momentarily, plunged Belfast back into the kind of tight security that was so oppressive in the city's bad old days”.

It also reports that “It mattered little, during a visit that lasted only a few hours, that the way the Belfast conflict has been laid to rest was not quite along the classic lines of Bush foreign policy”.

Getting the sly knife in, any way you can. As long as you’re “independent” you can be as partisan as you like.

Abu Bonanza

In their wisdom, three British Judges (combined income fifty zillion pounds a year) have released a known terrorist from custody, a man wanted on terrorism charges in Algeria, the United States, Belgium, Spain, France, Germany, Italy, and his native Jordan! The British Home Secretary and other British government people (combined income fifty zillion pounds a year) think this is a shame. The three judges insist it is not a shame, so the issue will be put back with the lawyers (combined income fifty zillion pounds a year) and dropped into the laps of some more judges (combined income fifty zillion pounds a year). And so it goes on. The “debate” rages on openly in the foreground whilst the cash is discretely raked in behind the scenes.

The terrorist in question ferreted his way into Britain 15 years ago with a false passport, a wife and two children (now increased to five, all supported by the state). The legal profession saw big, bright dollar signs in this man’s eyes right from the start. The sum of money raked in by the various legal leeches, policemen and labour party members who have all been earning from him since that time is extraordinarily huge. Had he been simply and deservedly thrown into the Atlantic Ocean, right at the outset, not a penny would have been made from him. This, and nobody’s social conscience and nobody’s human rights, is the true reason terrorism is so hard to defeat.

Great Zimbabwe

Why is everybody suddenly so fed up with Robert Mugabe? Robert Mugabe has always been a despicable racist communist mass murderer despot, but nobody ever took any notice until now. Just because he’s black. For the past thirty years he’s been trying really hard to attract the world’s attention to the fact that a black racist despot is the equal of any white one, entirely without success. His first provocative racist act upon seizing power (apart from the ethnic massacres) was to do away with the white man’s name for his country and rename it after a really not very advanced dry stone wall. But nobody protested. Unlike with Myanmar, they all played ball. As a consequence, the poor man has been forced, ever since, to systematically turn a once prosperous, organised country back into a mud hut in his attempts to gain some attention for his just cause. But everyone still just stood by, even gave him all sorts of accolades and awards.

In his exasperation at this wilful prejudice, Frit recently came up with the idea of marketing black tee-shirts with white lettering, saying “BLACK RACIST DESPOTS CAN BE EVERY BIT AS BAD AS WHITE ONES YOU KNOW, BE FAIR”. Too late, all and sundry (led by British Prime Minister Boredom Brown, such an awesome tiger of a man) are now suddenly fed up with Mugabe all at once, and the tee-shirts are not selling. Never mind, ever one to respond with speed to changing circumstances, eager to help a once promising country back onto its feet as well as prove, in turn, that a white man can be just as much a racist as a black one, Frit has now altered these into white tee-shirts with black lettering, reading “RHODESIA WE MISS YUH. KAFFER BAD GAFFER. BWANA COME BACK”.

Jumping on the bandwagon when it comes to a stop

Great Gore, the man who started all this global warming, making it rain on Frit’s birthday (and the man who is beginning to look as if his publicly unstated strategy for saving the planet is to eat most of it), is the latest in the list of terrorist sympathisers, communists, Hollywood dross, Nobel prize charlatans and similar to come out as a B.A. Barackabamite (notably Colonel Qadhafi, the world’s looniest dictator, who says of B.A. Barackabama “We still hope that this black man will take pride in his African and Islamic identity”).
Frit thinks this coming out as a B.A. Barackabamite on the part of Great Gore might have been seemly before the fact but is definitely unseemly after it. Bookmakers don’t normally accept bets once the race is over, after all. But this appears not to bother B.A. Barackabama. He is only too eager to seize opportunity to forge ahead with his sly plan to achieve regime change that stands for course change, climate change and colour change all in one go. The world will be such a different place!

Little things

Sometimes, Frit tries to keep track of how many of the small things in life Mrs Frit finds “beautiful” and “wonderful” and “sweet” in the day, but he usually looses count round about midmorning.

Older not wiser

The process of aging is a very natural one. The body ages, and along with it the mind. The minds of the young are open. This makes the young always think they can shape the world in a better way. With age comes the realisation that this is not at all so, that these notions were just immature.
Sadly, many individuals become socially engaged on the back of their youthful immature notions, early on in their lives. Their careers, finances and social lives are founded on them so they then find themselves with no choice other than to go on upholding them despite aging and gradually seeing the true light. Frit has great sympathy for such unfortunate individuals. Shoving bonky, immature notions into the gullible and the young when you’re forty is one thing, having to go on doing it when you’re sixty is quite another.

Frit’s latest business idea is the “Grow up teacher, you got it all wrong” scheme, aimed at offering really expensive counselling services to such unfortunates in an attempt to get them back on the right road.

Worthwhile folk

For scientific research purposes, every time he attempts to work out the absolute total number of worthwhile human beings alive (by crudely taking the total world population and deducting from it all the terrorists and other criminals, the self-righteous, the stupid, the cruel, the greedy, the unjust, cyclists, the Welsh etc.), Frit is always surprised to find that Frit, Mrs Frit and the other Frits are virtually all we are left with.

Bogtrotter says boo to EU

The horrible bogtrotter, a very major beneficiary of EU funding, has voted against the Lisbon Treaty. This is called biting the hand that feeds you potatoes. And the sad fact is that this has not been done in rejection of the socialist megastate into which the ruling class have turned the EU, it has been done because the EU is amazingly deemed not socialist enough and thus fails to gain the blessing of terrorist communist mafioso Gerry Adams and his like! And, of course, it has also been done in simple rejection of being too closely associated with foreigners, i.e. with anyone who is not of the bog, anyone whose diet includes more than just potatoes, fags and beer that tastes like soap, anyone who lives on proper dry land.

In Frit’s opinion, the bogtrotter should now be ejected from the EU altogether. He should be left to stand on his own webbed feet. And he should be made to pay back all the money. He can surely earn it playing sentimental tunes on his tin whistle whilst jigging up and down – such a fascinating culture! As for Gerry Adams, he should simply be dressed in orange pyjamas and taken to join his fellow travellers in Guantanamo Bay.

Cavegirl out and about

Frit reproduces this scurrilous photograph, entitled “Osama Bin Shoppin”, for no other reason than he thinks the shoes just don’t go.

Too rich again

Today, Frit reads in the mainstream media that “Italy’s Premier, multimillionaire Silvio Berlusconi, shamelessly flaunts his wealth”. Of course, this is not followed by “Unlike the hectomillionaire Clintons, who shamelessly conceal theirs”.

More fealty from the foe

Like all the enemies of America and of our entire western democratic civilisation, British MP George Galloway, aggressive and uncouth lunatic Scotsman, communist, terrorist sympathizer and serial molester of the minds and pockets of the gullible and the young, wants B.A Barackabama for President of the United States.

Absurd past

The history teaching wing of the ruling class seems unaware that history happened in the past. It has universally, irritatingly and absurdly taken to speaking of it in the present tense. They tell us “The Turks are at the gates of Vienna” and “The Roman Empire is waning”. Recently, when, instead of saying “The Battle of Waterloo was being fought right then”, the TV said “The Battle of Waterloo is being fought right now”, Frit almost went along to Belgium to watch. Or should that be “Frit is almost going to go to Belgium to watch”?

From now on, Frit is considering talking of the past in the future perfect continuous tense, something like “Frit is going to have been going to Belgium to watch the Battle of Waterloo, soon”.

Suspicious spelling mistakes

The fact that the new leader of the Democratic Party was constantly in trouble at school for always putting an involuntary letter L on the end whenever asked to spell the word “came” does not make him a mussulman, that goes without saying. But, as everyone who works with Microsoft Word must have noticed by now, the spellchecker always stops at the word “Obama”, suggesting it be replaced with “Osama”. What can it be trying to tell us?

Opinion delivered as fact

One of the key insidious ploys those who feed us the news use in seeking to pull the wool over the eyes of the gullible and the young is that of delivering opinion as fact. Today’s example is from a radio news programme in which the presenter talks to a correspondent in America, saying: “What should we expect from an Obama presidency? The past eight years of George Bush’s presidency have been emotional and intellectual torture for we Europeans, as you know”.

There is no right of reply to such opinion delivered as fact in the mainstream media, no equal air time, and any presenter who dared deliver the opposite opinion as fact would be accused of delivering opinion as fact and be out of a job right away.

Democratic Party chooses to discriminate in favour of blacks and against women

Hectomillionairess Hillary Clinton, the most dishonest and insincere person alive on this planet today, bites the well-deserved dust and will never now succeed in her ambition to become the first female ruler of the universe. But wait, apparently she “will be making no decisions” about this just yet. MAKING NO DECISIONS?! True to form, a barefaced teller of untruths to the very end!
Frit is a happy man, of course. But, as pointed out in an earlier post, by far the happiest man in the world today is her hectomillionaire husband, the only man in Christendom whose detestation of Hillary exceeds Frit’s.

Yes, the Democratic Party has at long last opted for B.A. Barackabama, a leader who, although he might look a lot like a mussulman to the untrained eye, is definitely not a mussulman. The fact that he lived in a mussulman country, attended a mussulman school, is named Hussein just like Saddam and has a family just riddled with mussulmen does not make him a mussulman. And he in fact keeps on going a long way out of his way to tell everyone he “is not, and never has been”, a mussulman – why? Does he dislike mussulmen? Is he prejudiced against them? Why is he so desperate to convince everybody he is not one? The only conclusion Frit can draw from this panicky insistence is that, were he in actual fact ever to turn out to be a mussulman, which he emphatically never will, he would believe himself, and, by implication, believe all mussulmen, basically unfit for office as president. Now is that fair and proper for the leader of a democratic party? He should be encouraging integration and social inclusion, not excluding people on grounds of religion.

Mentally malfunctioning mussulman murders and maims many

A loon, upset by a cartoon, has attacked the Danish embassy in Pakistan. This is bound to lead to calls for gagging rather than for more grown up responses to things you don’t like. The Danes, for whom drawing those cartoons was the only desperate way of ever getting their country a mention in the international news, now find themselves championing freedom of expression for the entire western world when all they’d really like to do is return to the mediocrity and obscurity from whence they came.

The image of a rather cute looking Prophet Mohammed Frit features here is from Turkey, a mussulman country, so it must be kosher to reproduce it. Or? No intention to offend.

Saved by the banning weapon

Cash and careers are being made from banning cluster bombs at the moment. Millions of words are being spoken and sold in this regard. Like nuclear bombs, cluster bombs have to be banned. They seem to have to be “banned” in the sense that when a well paid committee somewhere signs a paper saying we shall have no more of them they simply cease to be and we are thereafter free of them. Presumably the plans and designs for making them also cease to be at the same time. All the scientific knowledge and technology required for making them also goes missing at the same time. Everything to do with them just vanishes from our memory so that the moment there’s another war or threat we’ll never be able set up a factory and just start making them again. Phew, we’re safe.

Equal rights for mad mussulmen women

Whoever said that feminism was invented so that unattractive women can play a part in society too, can now add “and so that madwomen can play their part in destroying it”. For in the bizarre world in which we live and in which such huge numbers of people are really just such a pure waste of time, we now have mad mussulmen women suicide bombers in a stew over equal rights to very short careers in the terrorism branch. Al Qaeda, it appears, thinks the role of women in jihad is merely to stay at the kitchen sink to breed vast numbers of proper male suicide bombers unlikely to suffer a sudden bout of menstruation or urge to disclose some trivial piece of gossip right in the middle of an important mission to save the world from the clutches of the infidel. Now is that sexist or what!

Ever one to seethe at the beast of discrimination wherever it shall chance to raise its ugly head, Frit is at one with these mad mussulmen women and has a plan intended to bring world attention to their cause. They shall all don their explosive burkas, visit their various local al Qaeda branch headquarters, sidle up to the sexist bigots quietly working there and simultaneously blow themselves into the presence of Allah in protest.

From each according to his ability to remain the boss, to each according to his need to be bossed over

The bosses of the present day German communist party (masquerades under the name “Die Linke”, instead of “Die Kommunisten”) have just managed to have themselves re-elected to office. Of course, in a party where all are equal they have it in their power to decline and let some of their equal comrades have a turn. But, no, they are accepting office. Like the bosses of anti-boss communist parties the world over, they somehow always manage to just go on and on being boss.

Teachers take money and run

Teachers are on the radio going on about a wonderful new idea: courses teaching children how to deal with bullies and mobbing. They are enthusiastically waxing lyrical about this and it all sounds very fine and valuable and furry, and you’d never dream that what they are really talking about is making the child responsible for its own safety at school whilst eagerly shirking that responsibility themselves. They carry on taking the paycheque though.

Amnesty International – saving the ass of our fellow madman

Today, Amnesty International heroes are being provided air time by their accomplices in the international mainstream media to concern us with the rights of mad people interned at Guantanamo Bay. How come people making cash and careers out of being so full of the rights of others always come over as being so full of themselves?

Frit, like any other civilised person, abhors the idea of brutality and torture. Unfortunately, Frit is also very upset when mad people commit terrorist atrocities. Those who blow to pieces innocent strangers on their way to work or burn them at their office desks have, in Frit’s opinion, opted out of the human race and therefore out of their human rights. Their suffering is of no concern. So when a policeman employed to protect society (and paid a large sum of money by society for so doing) sits across the desk from Mohamed the mad terrorist, saying “Right, Sir, we know you’ve put a bomb on the school bus, which school bus is it?”, and Mohamed the mad terrorist replies “I have a right to silence”, Frit would deem the policeman guilty of letting society down when he replies “So you have, Sir, may I make you a cup of tea and introduce you to a hero from Amnesty International?”

In such a situation, Frit would tend to think the policeman is accepting the large sum of money without accepting any of the responsibility. Frit would see it as the policeman’s simple duty to repeat the question with more determination and state-of-the-art insistence. Principles are strategies for achieving desirable ends; they are not convenient excuses to dodge behind when unpleasant responsibility calls.

London divorces Chavez

In putting a stop to disgraceful collaboration with communist Nazi conman Chavez entered into by the previous same sex whining communist who lately vacated the office, London’s new mayor appears to be acting out of straightforward honourable conservative principle, unlike what is promised by the rest of the British Conservative party whose strategy for gaining power appears worryingly like simply stealing most of its opponent’s clothes. Brown clothes.

Discriminatory dithering

The European Union, that well intended institution long since highjacked by assorted communists, is in a state about discrimination at the moment. Many words are being spoken about this subject (and sold). It seems that, in some European countries, it is still possible for a free man or woman to choose not to associate with homosexuals without being sued, whereas he or she is not free to choose not to associate with black people without being sued. This is deemed unfair and discriminatory. Unfair to the homosexual, of course, as opposed to unfair to the free man or woman, and the assorted European communist EU botherers are in a dither about it. Having created a society governed by stupid furriness, they find they have some blurred lines. They are unsure where to stop, and the following questions arise:

a. Does Frit’s dear hope of never being subjected to a rogering at the hands of a samesexer under any circumstances mean he might be accused of discriminating against that group and carted off to jail?
b. Does the fact that Mrs Frit is a white lady automatically mean he discriminates against black ladies?
c. Does the fact that he hates cats substantially more than he hates dogs mean he is unfair to dogs?
d. Does his preference for geraniums at the expense of daffodils mean he must at some point be taken before the All Ultimate Big Chief EU Moneyspinning Court of Antidiscrimination and sentenced to slow suffocation by fur?

Nobel Laureate Aung San Suu Kyi

Aung San Suu Kyi
Mostly stays at home for tea.

Hey big spender

Frit thanks the Mail Online for the following. The figures speak for themselves. Frit likes a thing with figures. The words “openness” and “transparency” are ever on the lips of the ruling class, but they like to keep their figures to themselves.

In Jerusalem it has become much harder to get a room in the city's best hotel, a carved stone palace that was once the haunt of Churchill and Lawrence of Arabia. The reason for the shortage is simple. There are only 86 bedrooms at the American Colony Hotel and ten of them ? more than an entire floor ? have been booked indefinitely by Tony Blair to be used as offices by his mission to the Middle East.
The cost, much of it borne by the British taxpayer, is considerable. The Mail on Sunday has obtained a copy of Mr Blair's contract with the hotel, which shows it is being paid nearly $1.34 million ? about £700,000 ? annually for the office rooms alone.
When Mr Blair and his entourage of six bodyguards, a Press officer and Nick Banner, a former member of his team at Downing Street, are in town, the space available at the Colony shrinks still further. Although the well appointed British Consulate-General is just three streets away, they sleep at the Colony ? adding about £2,000 per night to the bill, not including food.
Since Mr Blair's appointment last June, the mission has also purchased a £75,000 armoured car and spent £55,000 on security, £15,000 on phones, computers and stationery, £2,500 on car rental and £20,000 on general administration.
Naturally enough, when Mr Blair flies to Israel, something he does at least once a month, he and Mr Banner go first-class on British Airways, a return fare costing £2,424 each. The bodyguards have to put up with club, which costs £1,732.

Mr Blair’s salary is reportedly 400,000 pounds per year.

Return to Persia

Confusion about whether back of beyond and unimportant Burma is “Myanmar” or “Burma”, or both, stems from the fact that those who run the international media have given up referring to it as “Myanmar” having found out that the “ruling military junta” of that country, which they dislike because it is made up of horrible soldiers in uniforms (shudder), is responsible for having changed the name. In its deliberations (agonisings) over this matter, the BBC, ever a fair and impartial organisation, makes the mistake of asking the question: “So does the choice of Burma or Myanmar indicate a particular political position?”

Mark Farmener, of Burma Campaign UK, presumably an individual possessed of extremely furry credentials, replies: "Often you can tell where someone's sympathies lie if they use Burma or Myanmar.”

Does this then mean that the BBC has at last been caught having “sympathies”? No, no! Of course not! “It's general practice at the BBC to refer to the country as Burma”, explains the BBC News website. “This is because most of its audience is familiar with that name rather than Myanmar.”

Ah, so they do it for the sake of the audience. How kind. It’s not a political thing at all. So it’s illogical of us to expect they soon ought to stop referring to Persia, an important country right at the centre of world events, as Iran, the name given to it by the unelected, insane, misogynistic Jew-baiting junta that seized power there.

Human Fertilisation, Embryology and Frankenstein Bill

Yesterday, the British parliament voted to permit the creation of human-animal hybrids. Unfortunately, the current prime minister will have to wait until it permits human-vegetable hybrids before he finds himself on the right side of the law.

Frit notes that the amendment in question, which sought to ban mere straightforward, logical scientific research, was voted down with a majority of 160, whilst the amendment that tried to prevent the truly disgusting creation of “saviour siblings”, i.e. people born as spare parts suppliers to their older brothers and sisters, was voted down with an astonishing majority of 279 on the basis that as long as the names of those brothers and sisters are only engraved on the hapless creature’s bone marrow and not on its giblets its okay!

Holiest person alive – now even more holy than Holiest of Hollies Holy Kofi Annan

Are we all truly sick of hearing the two stupid words “Dalai” and “Lama”? We know the reincarnate that goes by this title graciously postponed his own nirvana and opted for rebirth in order to serve humanity, but he really needn’t have bothered, we could have gotten along.

Whatever happened to those careful, safe and considerate lady drivers of yore?

There was a time when female drivers were the best drivers, but, nowadays, whenever Frit and Mrs Frit are almost totalled on the roads, which is several times a day, the culprit is almost always a horrible fraught female gorilla.

Hand-outs

Those who like to indulge themselves by giving a few coppers to a poor person are this week giving those coppers to furry Burmese cyclone victims at the expense of Chinese earthquake victims, as these are deemed unfurry for the way they treat those nice innocent Tibetans who are absolute peace loving angel monks to a man and have such a wonderful culture and would never do anybody any harm. Growing up is a long process for some.

Catastrophe

Thank goodness we got Israel’s 60th anniversary over and done with before it provided the media with any more opportunity to interview whinging Palestinian “activists”, each a father of 57 children, and opportunity to turn the event into the 60th anniversary of the “Palestinian Catastrophe” (by which they absolutely do not mean the catastrophe of the advent of that sad modern-day phenomenon, the professional Palestinian foreign aid guzzler and breeding machine).

May Frit refer all concerned to an earlier post entitled “A tale of two ladies”, which is to be considered definitive as regards all aspects of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict, and may he remind that the number of unfortunate Palestinians dispossessed in war with the Israelis sixty years ago was around 700,000. The vast majority of the truly remarkable 10.5 million Palestinians bred into existence in the meantime were not on the planet back then. They were never driven out of anywhere and have no claim to anything, and the very idea that the simpletons who run our media should indulge them in this way, forcing us to listen to endless whining about returning to “their land”, is a downright disgrace. Wake up! However softly Palestinians may endlessly talk about their rights and about possessing “their land”, whilst sitting on their backsides eating aid, they are by implication talking about destroying the state of Israel, all its works and all its people. And giving them air time so to do is not an act of fairness, furriness and impartiality, it is an act of bungling complicity in their sincerely intended genocidal crime.

Teachers

Teachers, by definition, ought to be the very last people permitted to teach anybody anything.

Tarring with same brush

The spectacle of hysterical mussulmen beating themselves until they bleed is becoming a regular one on our TV screens. It is always shown as an interesting cultural event, an almost wholesome phenomena, and not as a horrifying gross phenomena of which the human race should be ashamed. It is never shown with condemning comment. Otherwise we might offend. Offend who? Offend thick, backward, hate-filled barmy mussulmen? But what about the other mussulmen, the ones who look at this spectacle with the same degree of disgust as civilised, sane people the world over, and who need our support? Why does the ruling class ignore these sane mussulmen and pander to the insane ones? Why oh why do they tar all mussulmen with the same brush? Are they racists?

Our European communist parties

Communism was once a sincere ideology that failed because it was mistaken, idiotic and brutal. Today it is just the idle buggar’s strategy for stealing from the industrious.

Fighting in Lebanon

Lebanon,
A nation

With too much population,
Is having another conflagration.

Golden rule

A golden reporting rule taught at the schools of mainstream media journalism states that when a left-oriented politician increases taxes he does so for the public good, whereas when a right-oriented politician lowers taxes he does so for the public vote.

A tale of two ladies

The State of Israel’s 60th anniversary appears to be providing the mainstream media with a good opportunity to bash the Jews. A typical underhanded attack on Israel brought to the attention of Frit appeared in the British “Independent” newspaper (independent of what?). This article begins with “How did a Jewish state founded 60 years ago end up throwing filth at cowering Palestinians?”, a typically vicious, emotionally charged negative blood-soaked statement dressed up as an interesting innocent question. The article then goes on, of course, in typical fashion, to come up with all the anti-Israel answers required, all rendered fair and palatable when prefaced with the admission that Israel has produced some really good writers and journalists over the years, so it's not all bad. The childishness of it!

As with all matters concerning Israelis and Palestinians, Frit would urge the ruling class to view life in terms of harsh realities rather than in terms of highfaluting concepts, and to consider the following tale of two ladies:

Once upon a time at the end of the Second World War, Gerlinde The German Lady was ethnically cleansed from Luxembourg. At around the same time, Fatma The Palestinian Lady was ethnically cleansed from what is now Israel. Gerlinde The German Lady went on to have two children and a new life, and each of her two children had two of their own. Fatma The Palestinian Lady went on to have 57 children, thus no new life, and each of her 57 children had 57 of their own in full knowledge that very little divided by 57 makes very much less.

As hard to grasp as the mind of the ruling class might find it, this, and only this, is the true reason the Palestinians are now at war with Israel whilst the Germans are not at war with Luxembourg.

Livingstone out

London town has at last been liberated from the grip of terror-promoting anti-Semitic same sex communism. Frit rejoices and looks forward to the day a similar thing happens to the BBC.

All in the name

Today, Frit heard mention of the name of the voter group into which he would least like to fit: white non-college democrat.

History books

In the eyes of the ruling class, Silvio Berlusconi’s vilest of utterances is “Our children must no longer study history books that include Marxist deviations”. Unthinkable words. Ruling class bounders, on their high horses, insist that government should never be involved in the writing and teaching of history. Goodness me no. These tasks “should be left to writers and teachers”, says writer and teacher David Lane in a book full of Marxist deviations that heroically vilifies the Italian prime minister with the object of making lots of money and lots of nice young friends.

Mad dog bites deranged woman, dog dies

In his innocence, Frit is astonished to learn that there exists a charity, called Animal SOS Sri Lanka, which imports “street dogs” to Britain from Sri Lanka! These “suffering and dying” animals are presumably flown halfway round the world in aeroplanes to a country that is already full of stray dogs (around 10,000 put down each year by local authorities) and which is currently free of rabies.

As an act of gratitude, one of these creatures, sick with rabies, has now bitten the hand of the nitwit who fed it, who describes herself as “President and founder” of that charity, as well as the hands of two other nitwits. All three have received medical treatment at the taxpayer’s expense and are sadly not set to leave us soon. The dog itself was given assistance in leaving us, presumably also at the taxpayer’s expense. Also, the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs assures the general public that “We are now tracing animals that have moved from the kennels to ensure that all animals that have come into contact with the puppy are monitored". It neglects to add “at the taxpayer’s expense”.

The Charities Commission appears to have gone bonkers in permitting this. Its website says that the stated “object” of Animal SOS Sri Lanka is: THE ALLEVIATION OF ANIMAL SUFFERING PARTICULARLY IN SRI LANKA (BUT NOT EXCLUSIVELY) FROM INJURY, SICKNESS, ILL-TREATMENT OR NEGLECT. The stated “area of benefit” is SRI LANKA and the stated “area of operation” is SRI LANKA. There is no mention of Britain and absolutely no mention of alleviating all that suffering by flying all those wretched creatures there.

Frit is now considering setting up a similar charity with the purpose of alleviating mental suffering on the part of the rest of us by rounding up all the deranged women in the western world and shipping them off to Sri Lanka to be bitten by as many mad dogs as they like. Of course, Frit will also be able to pay himself a good wage from the donations first. What a good scam!

Heartfelt apology

Whilst this site is waiting and hoping and praying for real advertisers (as well as sacrificing the occasional stray cat to that end), only Google ads are being displayed, one of which (Frit notices with astonishment) is selling Kosovo flags! Frit is truly sorry for this abominable affront, as is Mrs Frit.

Double Darwin

This picture of the bonding of unsavoury communist Nazi tyrant conman Chavez and unsavoury communist Nazi tyrant madman Ahmadinejad is a fake, in that most of their body hair has been airbrushed out. Nevertheless, it can still be taken as definitive proof that man indeed evolved from the ape, but is now evolving into the slug.

Multimillionaire windbag Jimmy Carter meets Hamas

Frit believes he will be able to bear up well on the day ex-president Carter transitions into ex-human being Carter. When you have a lot of blood on your hands, the fact that it got there as a result of well-intended self-indulgent bungling is little excuse.

Vile backing

Middle-aged multimillionaire white American Michael Moore-Than-Enough, a truly kind and selfless unimportant individual who would never accept a cent or sexual favour from a single young person, has put his greasy weight behind B.A. Barackabama in the struggle for leadership of the democrats. B.A Barackabama thanks him but is having a wash all the same.

Shared brain

Today, the democratic party hopefuls are up for it in Pennsylvania. Proof that those who report for the international mainstream media share a collective brain is that, although there are two contestants, i.e. B.A. Barackabama and Hectomillionairess Hillary Clinton, all the emphasis is on whether Hectomillionairess Hillary Clinton wins or loses, and not on whether B.A. Baracabama wins or loses. Frit suspects that, later on, this might go the other way round.

Wedding bells

Former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl (right-leaning), whose first wife is dead, appears to be getting married again at advanced age. For some reason, this is providing the local media with much sneering fodder.

Multimillionaire hairpiece wearer, conman and former German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder (left-leaning), a self-confessed thief who appeared on TV (under the influence of drink or drugs or both) on the evening he lost the last German general election to claim that “nobody but me can form a government”, has already had four wives, the latest of which is a pigmy marmoset, and never a sneer is heard.