Lord of the House

Frit learns that a member of the British House of Lords intended to invite her colleagues to a private meeting in a conference room in the House of Lords to meet the Dutch politician Geert Wilders, an elected member of the Dutch parliament, to watch his controversial movie Fitna and discuss the movie and Mr. Wilders’ opinions with him.
Barely had the invitation been sent to all the members of the House when a certain Lord Ahmed raised hell. He threatened to mobilize 10,000 Methodists to prevent Mr. Wilders from entering the House and threatened to take the colleague who was organizing the event to court. The result is that the event, which should have taken place next Thursday, was cancelled. A victory for the Methodist community, but a defeat for British democracy where topics to which Methodists object cannot even be debated. Apparently, Lord Ahmed recently admitted in court to killing another man by dangerous driving, and ought to be in prison, but isn’t. So there’s a lot that Methodists can get away with in Britain these days. Strange thing is that none of this appears to interest the British media. Frit can only find mention of it in Belgium and Pakistan.

Calamity in Davos

We live in a world where a narcissist can give himself the false name “Bonio” and, amazingly, everyone calls him that. Bonio is a “social activist” and the only person ever to have been nominated for an Academy Award, a Golden Globe, a Grammy and a Nobel Peace Prize. So his furry credentials are sexy beyond belief. This is a man who has never made a single cent from his own altruism and who rises from his bed each morning only for the good of others. “Stay in bed Bonio”, they say, “stay in bed.” “No, no”, says Bonio, “I must rise for others.” So we are all very sad to learn that Bonio is said not to be putting in his usual appearance at Davos for this year’s World Economic Forum. And in a year when world economics needed him more than ever! The repercussions will be monumental and tragic.

Solana – such a straightforward guy

At the same time that the European ruling class is in an Obama trance and is undergoing a closing Guantanamo catharsis, it seems not to know if it is inclined to give any practical help. This can only be because it knows as well as anybody else that a lot of the European tax payers it steals from are a lot less than enthusiastic about the idea of having to pay for the lifelong upkeep of bunches of deeply disturbed pathological Methodists and really couldn’t care less what happens to them if they are returned to their own countries of origin. European mouthpiece Javier Solana, a truly masterful milker of the gullible and the young, says the EU wants to help on humanitarian grounds, but cannot act until the US demonstrates that the hard done-by Methodist prisoners concerned “do not pose a credible security risk”! If Frit understands this right, the fidgeting that those who rule us have undergone up to now has been for lack of proof that Guantanamo inmates are bad people, but now it is for lack of proof that they aren’t.

Searching Google images for “Solana” disappointingly throws up countless pictures of his selfless and self-sacrificing fast talking face, so Frit chose this nice Goya painting of somebody called the “Marquise de la Solana” instead. Much nicer to look at.

Dynamic Scotsman told us so

Unelected British Prime Minister and would-be multimillionaire Boredom Brown claims to have tried to save the world from economic disaster as much as ten years ago! If only we had listened. If only we had listened. Such an opportunity lost.

Really polite rich people caught on camera

Frit and Mrs Frit greatly enjoy the following, and play it often:
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=AAVDlsstAjg&feature=related

Only occasionally does one get to see just how nice such nice people are.

(Carter has now stated on TV that he had already canoodled with the Clintons for fifteen minutes outside. Pity. But is it true? Frit likes to think not.)

Obituary

It is with great sadness that Frit notes the passing away of European civilisation. In their well paid wisdom, three judges in the Netherlands have decided the best way to preserve their future earnings is to put on trial a man who has been saying adverse but true things about the behaviour and intentions of some proponents of a certain religion. As Frit is not a religious person and knows little of religious matters and himself wishes to avoid prison if possible, he has no idea which religion this is and can’t anywhere near imagine. Maybe it’s Methodism. The three well paid judges, making up the law as they go along, insist that “In a democratic system, hate speech is considered so serious that it is in the general interest to... draw a clear line". So that’s it then. In Europe, freedom of expression now officially means freedom to express politically correct expression only. In shock, people are saying that this is happening in “one of the most liberal societies in the world”. Sorry, there is no contradiction here, TYRANNY IS EXACTLY WHAT LIBERALISM IS ABOUT!!!!

(Disclaimer:
Frit would like to point out to any big-earning judges amongst his readership that all opinions expressed on this site are expressed for the sake of irony and for entertainment purposes only. They are not to be mistaken for the genuinely held beliefs of the author in any way. In fact, all opinions, including any that might concern Methodists, can be taken as being utterly insincere and as actually intended to imply the exact opposite of what they imply. And Frit retracts every word of it all in any case. No prison food needed.)

More history

Reading of “the historic vastness of the moment, the unique and unprecedented nature of the event” (Times Online’s view of the Inauguration), Frit would like to return to an earlier post concerning the use of the word ‘historic’. Back then, just after the Multimillionaire White African King won the election, googling the words “Obama historic” yielded an amazing 239,000 hits. Now, following Inauguration Day, googling the words “Obama historic” already yields 10,900,000 hits and “Obama history” yields a shattering 74,900,000 hits! This is history being made in advance rather than history in the making. We are confusing history with hysteria and, as we know, those who are confused about history are condemned to repeat it.

Crucifixion

A shocking wave of anti-Jewish bigotry and violence has erupted throughout the world as a direct result of the media and the rest of our rulers having, over recent weeks, consistently and deceitfully given the impression that Hamas chaps (who butchered their way into power and who hold on to it by terror, introducing the death penalty for anyone who negotiates with the enemy, banning singing and legalising crucifixion etc.), are “fighters” whilst Israelis are deliberate child-killers. Nothing could be further from the truth. So why do they say it? FOR MONEY AND POWER, SILLY!

Historic Inordination

Today is Great Inordination Day. The Multimillionaire White African King is at last officially the world’s one true supreme ruler. He shall rule us with a gentle hand. He shall provide us the awaited free petrol at the same time that he cooleth the planet (temperatures in America have already plummeted to record lows at the mere thought of his coming). He shall never tell us lies about his origins. He shall never make us think we live in Hollywood. He shall tenderly mould us all in his own image to make us worthy of his dominion. We are saved.

The guts to change

Today, Frit is officially applying to the global socialist communist environmentalist authorities for permission to modify their discourteous saying “I should like to see the last king strangled with the guts of the last priest”. The idea is to change the words “king” and “priest” to “dog owner” and “cyclist”.

Old woman, old woman, old woman say I

Old woman, old woman, old woman say I,
O whither, O whither, O whither so high?
To sweep the cobwebs off the sky,
And have a baby by-and-by.

Recently, when Frit and Mrs Frit were out and about, their paths chanced to cross that of a little girl and young mother, hand in hand. This pretty sight was so striking because young mothers are now so rarely seen. In our western world, we mostly only get to see old mothers. Most of them can’t cope, due to their age, and most will be basket cases before their child (all too often just one lonely, wretched little being) grows up. Yes, the “women’s movement” has managed to convince society, in the face of all the biological facts, that waiting to have your baby until you can reasonably be mistaken for its grandmother is a super and sensible plan. If they have their way we shall soon have laws that prohibit pregnancy to any woman with a complete set of teeth. This is a very sad thing for children and a serious disaster for society. But never say so. Saying so is practically a lynching offence. Hate mail is a certainty. Banishment to the Land of Old Fashioned is a must. The women’s movement can sometimes be a bit of an intolerant and catty little bitch to deal with.

Urinating mentalvironists

Global warmers are people who pee on the beach and think themselves responsible for the rising tide.

Gaza stripped

Most of those who rule us flunked science in school because they lack any understanding of scientific facts. They always prefer to blame ideology rather than biology. But anyone interested in genuinely attempting to prevent ever more violent death, fear and suffering in Gaza would be wiser to make as much hullaballoo over the numbers of Palestinians born on any given day as they do over the numbers who die.

Lawsuit rankings

The head of an atheist group has filed a lawsuit against the use of prayer at the multimillionaire white African King’s presidential inauguration because this would amount to subjecting atheists and agnostics to someone else's religious beliefs. Frit notes that the mainstream media deems it important to inform us of this truly earth shattering turn of events but still deems the several lawsuits questioning the multimillionaire white African King’s citizenship and presidential eligibility of no interest to anyone at all.

Banning the bulb

The Nazis banned books, now the EU environmental storm troopers are banning the light bulbs books are read by. But it’s not at all the same totalitarian thing. Not at all.

Rising discontent

There is already some disquiet amongst those who feed us the news. Fighting has been going on in Gaza for some days and the multimillionaire white African King has spoken not a word, let alone performed any miracles. Deep down, they are already beginning to doubt his ability to keep the promises they made on his behalf.

2009

Happy New Year to all who suffer under the yoke of media indoctrination and global totalitarian environmentalism.

The prince and the pooch

It seems rational that a country like Britain, the government of which is in a stew over Israelis lashing out at Palestinians for behaving like dogs, should get itself into a stew over one of its own princes lashing out at dogs behaving like Palestinians.

Season’s Greetings

Frit will be withdrawing from public life for Christmas now. May he thank all his readers for providing themselves opportunity to learn something from this site throughout the year. Gratitude is best expressed in cash donations to the “Mrs. Frit Christmas Diamond Earrings Appeal”. And may Frit wish Good Tidings and a very Merry Christmas to all who would wish him to wish them a Happy Holiday instead!

Philosophy

“Philosophy is just religion without a good story involved.”
Mrs. Frit, 2008.

Shoe thrower hits own personal targets

Are we all as far less than amazed as Frit that the individual in Iraq who threw his shoes at George Bush for the purpose of obtaining publicity, fine words, career impetus and cash, and who missed, is now being showered with publicity, fine words, career impetus and cash? Pity the security men broke his arm, but, of course, that will only add to the kudos and profits.

Brown resurgence

In the past, Frit has on several occasions implied that recently self-admitted saviour of the world and would-be multimillionaire unelected British Prime Minister Boredom Brown is in every way and in every deed and in every strange tremor of the jaw at the end of the sentence and sometimes in the middle of the sentence (several times) less than impressive in his effectiveness and is a mere shadow of his predecessor multimillionaire Blair when it comes to abusing the gullible and the young with true psaz. Frit begs forgiveness for this because Brown’s record of late is a genuine surprise. In recent weeks he now appears to have gone a very long way towards turning around his extremely negative and rather brown public image with some really neat vote-buying handouts of truly mind-numbingly sate-devastating and population-pauperising proportions. Respect! He might now one day be actually voted into office after all. The office might not have any heating, furniture or lights by then, the first paper signed might be the one that authorises the return of ration books, but what the hell. What counts is that people love you.

Furriness misbehaving

Frit notes the shock and horror that resulted in Britain recently when policemen used a stun gun on a ram that had strayed onto a dual carriageway. They tell that a thirteen year old girl happened to witness the event with her bare eyes and was “very upset”. The Royal Society for the Protection of Animals said “officers should have used more humane ways to corner and restrain the sheep”, but neglected to offer to pay for the extra police time this approach would have occasioned. Frit’s contribution to this debate is to feature this photograph of the pelican that shocked the brain-softened furry British nation some time ago by being a pelican and gobbling up a pigeon in full view of minors.

Righteous rioting

Those who rule us are intent on telling us that the riots (destroying other people’s property and lives) in Greece have nothing to do with hot-headed young leftists and straightforward opportunistic apolitical vandals and delinquents, both groups spurred on by the Greek wing of those who rule us who should know better but want a right wing government out of office any way they can. Such democrats! No, the riots are in some way understandable and even maybe honourable, because they only began when a young person was shot by a policeman whilst, err . . . rioting.

Polluted Irish pork

The bogtrotter’s pig is rotten inside. Soppy waterborne folklore has seeped into its innards from the damp beneath. Spit it out! And demand compensation! The bogtrotter has traditionally gotten away with far too much leprechaun-based socio-cultural baloney. All he has to do is provide his pig with a sty on stilts.

Unsung heroine

Frit thanks NewsBusters for noting that the name of Vanessa Niekamp, an administrator for the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services' Office of Child Support and a 15-year state employee, who blew the lid off the underhanded computer snooping into the private life of Joe the Plummer, is virtually unknown, while many other past government whistleblowers have been treated as media heroes and elevated into very righteous realms. Ms Niekamp was threatened with dismissal if she failed to comply with “instructions” etc..

In fact, googling google news for “Vanessa Niekamp” today yields a mere 18 hits, none of them relating to mainstream media sites. This has to be regarded as simply astonishing. A virtual conspiracy. The name of the great multimillionaire white African King must be kept pure and free from any association with anything not of the new and pristine airy dimension that mankind has now at last attained. Frit would have liked to include a photograph of Ms Niekamp, but, of course, there are none around.

Mistaking the sword for the hand that wields it

Cluster bombs are disappearing from the world today. The Convention on Cluster Munitions is being signed by more than one hundred countries, “effectively outlawing” them. So we are all safe. The next time the people in those more than one hundred countries are attacked by anyone they shall be very glad their leaders will not be dropping effective state-of-the-art cluster bombs on their attackers. Maybe just bombs with fur on that squeak menacingly instead of going bang. The only important thing is that when their attackers overrun them they’ll never manage to dislodge their corpses from the higher moral ground. That’s a sort of victory after all!

Doping in terrorism, should it be allowed?

Frit reads that the terrorists who committed the recent atrocity in Bombay took steroids for months before carrying it out and used cocaine, LSD and other drugs whilst carrying it out. In the opinion of Frit, this is grossly unfair to other terrorists who honestly attempt to slaughter people without any chemical backup to help them be brave. It is a form of cheating and should be banned. Who do they think they are, Lance Armstrong?

Coming in second again

Pity those who rule over us on this day. They would so dearly like to trumpet the multimillionaire white African King’s appointment of hectomillionaire Hillary Clinton, and have it be the first appointment of a female Secretary of State in the whole of world history. They can’t of course, because the office is already held by a woman, a REAL woman, and a black one to boot. Yes, pity those who rule over us on this day.

Ogling a pair of legs costs more than losing a pair

Frit notes that the British legal system, in the shape of the Leeds Employment Tribunal, has awarded £186,896 to a lesbian soldier averse to having her legs ogled by her male boss. This sum exceeds the £161,000 given to 21-year-old Marine Ben McBean who lost a leg and an arm in Afghanistan and the £152,150 received by Lance Bombardier Ben Parkinson, 24, after losing both legs and suffering 14 life-threatening injuries, including brain damage. It also dwarfs the £57,000 given to 19-year-old Private Jamie Cooper who suffered severe stomach injuries in a mortar attack in southern Iraq. The Ministry of Defence faces a further bill of £100,000 for its defence costs and the lesbian in question has three more claims pending.

Frit is of the opinion that the time has come for the British legal system to be subjected to a process of vicious purging and whip-assisted taxpayer retaliation.

Lone terrorist attacks Bombay

According to the BBC’s online report on the Bombay massacre this morning, it is a massacre being carried out by 2 attackers, 4 gunmen, 2 armed men, 2 assailants, 1 group and just 1 terrorist preceded by the word “suspected”.

Droning on about a wage cut

The British legal profession is in tears. It seems that George Bush and his gang of trigger-happy yanks have simply “assassinated” a known British mussulman terrorist in Pakistan. Apparently, the British terrorist in question (whom the BBC, mouthpiece of the British ruling class, prefers to call a “UK militant”) was once arrested in Pakistan. However, the guards driving the vehicle taking him to jail stopped to let him go pray in a mosque whilst they had a quiet fag, whereupon he promptly became unarrested by making for the back entrance. Thinking they could maybe improve on this suspiciously lackadaisical approach, the said George Bush and his gang of trigger-happy yanks sent one of those drone things over the border from Afghastlystan to cook this terrorist’s goose by remote control. Frit is of the opinion that having your goose cooked by remote control, by an unfeeling machine to which you having your goose cooked or not is entirely immaterial, is a very insulting and befitting way of having your goose cooked if you happen to be a terrorist. But the British legal people look at it in a different way. They were looking forward to this individual being rearrested and brought back to Blighty for some very large sums of money to be earned over a period of many many years. It is a very serious blow to their finances. They are just livid. “Senior Members of Parliament” are asking questions. Quite rightly! How could those uppity yanks simply go and do such a thing to such a promising meal ticket of a British citizen? They should stick to frying their oversized burgers instead of frying our choice British mussulman terrorists. And we would have won the Second World War without them anyway!

Class at school

The uncertainty and tension, the agony of not knowing, is at last over. The decision has been made, it’s official – the daughters of the multimillionaire white African King will be going to a private school (a place where parents pay to obtain superior education and social advantage for their children) rather than to a state school (where all you learn is how to wear clothes several sizes too big, badmouth your betters and use a needle properly). Phew, what a surprise. We all thought he would stay true to his oft-stated furry egalitarian principles, go for the classless option, the brave new world order option, not just push them off to the very same pre-the-messiah-cometh school to which the pre-the-messiah-cometh hectomillionaire Clintons sent their own lonely and very drippy-looking progeny (she must despise her mother sooo much, and so much dream of one day outdoing her – no competitiveness in the family at all).

Piracy

Frit recommends visiting http://red-secupp.blogspot.com/ to read S.E. Cupp’s post about the Barbary Wars.
Meanwhile, the latest response of those who rule us, upon having the clocks turned back 200 years, has been to
- fire some smoke grenades at a safe distance from a pirate ship so as not to hurt any pirates
- sink an empty pirate vessel and let the pirates get away so as not to hurt any pirates and
- get NATO and the UN to sit down round the table together to come up with cunning new ways of absolutely not hurting any pirates in any way at all.

Shiver our furry timbers!

Insulting fugitive

Aged and repellent pontificating hateball Ayman al-Zawahiri (in English Hey Man All Sour and Weary), Al Qaeda No. 2, has insulted the multimillionaire white African King in public, making racist remarks that all but nearly included the deeply unforgivable word “golliwog”. He appears to think the multimillionaire white African King is not his friend. Frit and Mrs. Frit sincerely hope he is right about this, but will wait and see.

A question of black and white

Of course, the biggest lie about the multimillionaire African King is the lie about his colour. He is not black. He is half white and half black. So he is not at all the “African-American” they so universally proclaim him. He is the “half-African-American” or “half-European-American”. A man who is half white and half black might just as easily be called white as black, in a fair world. Frit will be describing him as the “multimillionaire white African King” when referring to that individual on this site from now on.

OPEC

Frit reads that, in 2003, Americans paid $268 billion for new homes and $197 billion for oil. In 2008, Americans paid $134 billion for new homes and $900 billion for oil. Given these simple figures, does anyone really have to wonder why we have a financial crisis? The western world is simply being bent over a barrel of oil by OPEC, a CARTEL. Cartels are not allowed in western societies because they are a form of robbery. You get put in jail if you operate one. But the oil producers operate a cartel.

People talk endlessly about how we should protect ourselves against this criminal cartel by making our own fuel out of Pringles and so forth. It’s all a matter of finding a simple alternative, of making a few minor adjustments. The world will then be put right. This is how we avoid having to face realities. In the opinion of Frit, the real world is such that only drastic, real remedies can break this real cartel before we are all pauperised. One such real world remedy would be to invade Iraq, turn it into a western-leaning democracy and buy our oil from it. Ah, but this has already been tried and is not progressing as well as it should because those who rule us are too wet, blind and self-seeking to allow it to be implemented with conviction.

Historically historic

Frit notes that those who rule us seem to have the name of the multimillionaire African King already firmly welded to the word “historic”, as in "Obama's historic election victory", “Obama’s historic White House visit”, his “historic January 20 swearing-in” etc..
Googling the words “Bush historic”, for instance, yields a total of 3,650 hits. These cover two presidents and three terms of office, and 456 of them, at least, are negatively historic, concerning an “historic abuse of power”. Googling the words “Obama historic” yields an amazing 239,000 hits for a man who ascended to the throne but a mere six days ago! Supposing he were to complete two full terms, this would ultimately work out to a staggering 116,313,333.333333333333333333333333 historic events over 8 years. Truly amazing! Historic!

Fine-sounding gem of the week

From guardian.co.uk: British Prime Minister Boredom Brown “today pledges to work with Barack Obama to create a new world order where 'markets need morals' and people come first”.

Admission of infidelity – Michelle loves my husband instead of hers

Frit just heard the wife of the multimillionaire African King say “I come here as a wife who loves my husband . . .”. Googling this appallingly illiterate statement Frit finds no adverse comment anywhere at all. Had the wife of George Bush said it, or the wife of McCain or the wife of anyone else on the right, it would have been all over the papers this morning as undeniable evidence of why the husband is a dumb clod unfit for any type of office.

Bitter disappointment

One whole day has now passed since the multimillionaire African King took the throne and NOTHING HAS CHANGED!
In fact, at http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/06/us/politics/06expect.html, the New York Times is already, on day 1, preparing the ground for that bitter disappointment, telling us the African King has “begun an effort to tamp down what his aides fear are unusually high expectations among his supporters”. Who would have thought it!

Bush out, bushman in

Multimillionaire (non)Islamic radical communist President B.A. Barackabama has at last been elected to power having successfully whipped the gullible and the young into an ecstatic media driven froth the world over. He is the first true leader of the entire world, in many parts of which he is even more popular than in the USA (Europe, for instance). We know not who he really is, we know not what he really is about, but we don’t really care. All that counts is the ecstasy. The new age has dawned. The Age of the African King. The drums are beating; the bush is abuzz, lizards are being sacrificed, campfires burning bright. Everything is going to be different from now on for everyone is a furry laidback African now. After all, life began in Africa and white men are but long lost Africans who once wandered northwards, removed the bones from their noses and went pale. So let us ignore all negative aspects such as concealed records, dubious or criminal associations and the alleged Mideast origins of some of the vast sums of money collected by his campaign. Let us simply rejoice that the African King is at last cometh, hoping dearly that, with his truly magic medicine man ways, in his term he will bringeth current African standards up to our own rather than our own down to its.

Timely demise

As a presidential candidate, you can’t get much better PR than to have your granny die the day before election day.

Missing description

New York Times, June 18, 2003:
President Bush kicked off his re-election campaign tonight with a fund-raiser that took in an estimated $3.5 million from a hotel ballroom full of people with a personal, financial or ideological stake in keeping him and the Republican Party in power.

New York Times, July 3, 2008:
Last week, the Obama campaign collected about $5 million at an event featuring celebrities in Los Angeles. The evening began with a dinner at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion for more than 200 people who had contributed $28,500 per couple, or raised $50,000.

In the 2008 version they forgot to follow the word “people” with all that about “a personal, financial or ideological stake”. This is simply not fair to those people. They are entitled to equality of description. Shame on that newspaper.

Jörg Haider

Jörg Haider, Governor of the Austrian province of Carinthia (or “Austrian populist far-right leader Jörg Haider” as the mainstream media prefer – they never prefer “American populist far-left leader B.A. Barackabama”) appears to have died because he drank too much and drove too fast (for an earlier post concerning the truth of the subject of drinking and driving please see “In vino veritas”, below).

The mainstream media are positively euphoric over this event. They love reporting it and implying that Haider was a drunk rather than a reckless driver. They also make strangely gleeful references to imputed homosexuality. They refer to him having been “outed” in the German press some time ago. See http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gzoH4V9vcxjPUS41v6zwnx-VYyMwD940R6000 for a typical example. The only “outing” of which Frit can find evidence is in the form of quite baseless, gratuitous and politically motivated assertions made by a Nobel literature prizewinning ugly Austrian feminist some years back.

Those who rule us permit no stigma to attach to the word “homosexual” under any circumstances, but, when it suits them, they can strangely use the same stigma-free word to stigmatise and denigrate a political opponent without a second thought.

History in the making

History is being made in the current American presidential campaign, and Frit is very proud to be here to witness it. Yes, this is the very first time the flow of information in the entire western world has been controlled with the kind of totality previously associated with those the international ruling class most deride, the Nazis. The difference is that, back then, the Nazis employed the Gestapo to control the flow of information by force. This time the control is entirely voluntary and a million times more ominous.

Bin Laidon

Frit posts this photograph of Osama bin Laden’s niece, aspiring American pop star Wafah Dufour, by way of emphasising that not all the bin Ladens are confused and mardy stone age religious bigots with a fondness for small boys. Not at all. Some of them are just plain old fashioned sluts.

CNN breaks all records in journalistic deception and shame

Around two weeks before the election, and with truly terrifying shamelessness, at http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/15/internet.rumors/, CNN deftly sidesteps the factual reality of the nationality lawsuits by fairly and bravely defending all candidates equally against “Internet rumours”.

Multiculti without multiplication

The British labour party has for years been letting each and every Tom, Dick and immigrant into Britain, backed up by UN Marxist dogma that states that sixty million British people cannot survive when they’re old without millions of immigrants to look after them. Those who asked how many extra millions these extra millions would need to look after them when they’re old, in turn, were ignored. Now, the same labour party is suddenly telling the British people that immigration has to be curbed to “control population growth”!!! This is not a question of well-intended mistaken reasoning, it is a question of a negligent crime with potential horrendous consequences.

The Global Elders

Frit is appalled, but not surprised, to learn that there exists a body with the pompous title of “The Global Elders”. At first, Frit mistakenly thought that this body had something to do with elven folk and dwarves in Lord of the Rings, but no, it is of the real world. It is "a group of public figures noted as elder statesmen, peace activists and human rights advocates. The goal of the group is . . . to work on solutions for seemingly insurmountable problems like climate change, HIV/AIDS and poverty".

Frit notes that this selfless initiative brings together some of the biggest egos ever to have been involved in fleecing the gullible and the young, such as ex-terrorist Nelson Mandela, Holy Kofi Annan, Irish botherer Mary Robinson, Desmond Tutu, Jimmy Carter and, last but not pompously least, Sir Lancelot Branson. At the launch ceremony a chair was left empty on the stage for furry icon, Nobel Laureate and heavyweight media money-spinner Aung San Suu Kyi Who Mostly Stays At Home For Tea.

Frit supposes that all concerned will have singed a paper absolutely forbidding mention of any of this in their biographies and obituaries. He also notes that, despite the earnings and efforts of The Global Elders, those "seemingly insurmountable problems like climate change, HIV/AIDS and poverty" are surprisingly still with us.

Race again

As predicted, race is starting to be brought to the fore by the liberal media in the forthcoming American election campaign. You’re a racist if you don’t vote for the black candidate, is the ploy. Of course, this only applies to white folk. Black folk voting for a black man simply because he is black is not racist. Take the example of the traitor Colin Powell who has now jumped over the fence to declare his allegiance. Nothing to do with race at all.

In the real world may Frit go on the record as saying it’s not that we don’t want a black president; we just don’t want a black president who’s a shiny Marxist fraudster.

Forced Peace Prize

Frit reads that the latest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, left-leaning teacher and UN payroll enjoyer Martti Ahtisaari, “is best known for having his name attached to an agreement — the famous “Ahtisaari Plan” for the final status of Kosovo — to which the concerned parties, Serbia and the formerly merely provisional government of Kosovo, never in fact agreed. In the meanwhile, that plan is quite simply being imposed on one of the parties: namely Serbia, which has thereby seen a large chunk of its territory forcibly removed from its authority”. Never mind. Perhaps all his other grand peaceful doings have involved less implementation at gunpoint.

The race card

Frit suspects that in coming weeks we shall be having many more articles in the old media like the one in The New York Times at: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/15/us/politics/15race.html?hp).
They dress it up as interesting, wordy and weighty social analysis, but in reality it is a simple attempt at blackmailing the electorate into voting for multimillionaire B.A. Barackabama by making out that anybody who doesn’t want to vote for him is a racist.

Never shake hands with the British

We know that Britain prides itself on being the dirtiest country in Europe and on having the most unhygienic public toilets and hospitals in Christendom. Now, with appropriate disgust and many knowing nods of the head, Frit reads that a study conducted in Britain reveals that more than one in four commuters has bacteria from faeces on their hands. In other words shit on their hands. Men in Newcastle are the worst offenders, but the picture is grim everywhere . . .

Fannie and Freddie

Frit recommends all those wishing to understand the true facts about Fannie and Freddie visit: http://www.nypost.com/seven/10132008/postopinion/opedcolumnists/spreading_the_virus_133375.htm?page=0

Nobel peace prize goes to left-leaning teacher on UN payroll, world taken by surprise

The world is truly taken aback to learn that this year’s Nobel Peace Prize (cash from armaments sales) has been awarded to a left-leaning teacher on the UN payroll. Everyone had supposed it would be awarded to someone who is right-leaning, and not a teacher, and not paid large sums of money by the UN. So we are all aghast. Apparently, the individual concerned has already won the "Delta Prize for Global Understanding" as well as various other prestigious socialist trophies. It seems he has been saving the planet from conflict and disgust behind the scenes for decades. And so efficiently that the planet is now almost free of conflict and disgust. What a star!

Financial crisis brings ruling class to tears

Those who rule over us, all of whom have investments from which they have been doing very well thank you for some time, are now suddenly going around with long faces mumbling about “irresponsibility”, “reckless speculation”, “profit-at-any-cost mentality”, “crooked capitalism” and “greed”.

They appear to have thought they have all the natural processes of life so well tied up that there’s no longer any risk in plain old gambling.

Mainstream manipulation

After months of waiting for the mainstream media to stop protecting us from mention of the lawsuit filed by democrat Philip J. Berg, a Hillary Clinton supporter, claiming that multimillionaire B.A. Barackabama is not an American citizen and therefore can never be President of the United States, the Times Online finally takes the initiative. Trouble is the Times Online article, a Barackabama eulogy, manages not to mention the fact that the lawsuit was filed by a democrat. In fact it deliberately makes it appear as if the lawsuit is just some piece of nonsense filed by a republican: “Mr Obama’s African roots have been used by some opponents to hint that he is not quite American, or is a closet Muslim. Right-wing talk show hosts emphasise his middle name, Hussein. A lawsuit has been filed claiming that he was born in Kenya, and is therefore ineligible for the presidency.”

Is this an act of completely shameful deliberate manipulation of fact or what?

Trickle of untruths

Multimillionaire President B.A. Barackabama is currently going around bedazzling the gullible and the young with the magnificent revelation that “trickle down economic theories” are rubbish. Apparently, the hope that prosperity trickles down to everyone in a rich society is simply in vain. It’s as if the half of the world run according to the opposite economic system until only very recently was a big success. It’s as if the people who lived under that system all grew rich and content and never became poor, depressed, hopeless alcoholics standing around in long queues. And it’s as if they didn’t abandon that system with gusto the moment opportunity arose as soon as they realised that, during the same period of history, we unfortunates in the western world, condemned to live according to “trickle down economic theories”, had, against all the rules, grown mysteriously light-years better off.

Frit is of the mind that Multimillionaire President B.A. Barackabama, like all of his ilk, is in command of sufficient intellect to be aware of inescapably obvious historic facts like this. So he must just be telling untruths. As long as the gullible, the young, the less well-off and the envious will swallow it, anything goes.