Twins are born

Worcester, a shit hole in the UK, has quite rightly voted to twin with Gaza, a comparable shit hole in the Middle East. Hamas folks have already started digging a smuggling tunnel to link the two and will be firing rockets at Israel from the cathedral gardens once it is complete. They are also working on plans to make explosives out of Worcester Sauce.

Picture shows a recent “impressive” anti-sanity demonstration in Worcester.

Sauce not good enough for Methodist gander

Frit notes that, in Britain this week, a navy man has been jailed for three years for killing a grandmother whilst “driving like a prat”. He has also been disqualified from driving for five years. He will probably also loose his job in the navy. A Portuguese lorry driver was also sent to jail for three years, recently, for a similar offence. On the other hand, Methodist peer Lord Fatmed, who texted whilst driving like a prat from Swat and killed a man has been jailed for 12 weeks and disqualified from driving for one year. Bet he’s glad there’s no Shari’a law in Britain, yet.

Ova Office

Is it true that, because he identifies with the colonized in history and not with the colonizers, the Multimillionaire White African King has removed a bust of Winston Churchill from the Oval Office? And is it true that he has brought into the office a mighty magic Egg of Power, a carving made by African artisans that he obtained whist in Kenya helping his cousin who wants to overthrow the US-backed secular Kenyan government and install Shari’a law there? And is it true that the mighty magic Egg of Power in question is made from the wood of the Monkey Pod tree? Lord help us . . .

Shameful choice of words

The BBC now describes people who throw bombs at schoolchildren sightseers in the street in Cairo, killing and maiming willy-nilly, as “Islamist militants angry at Egypt's stance over the recent Gaza conflict”. Disgusting is too fine a word to put on this statement. Killing and maiming innocent children obviously means nothing to those who scribble for the BBC. They sadly lack the imagination to feel for others despite the fact that they believe feeling for others is their paramount motivation. Being sublimely aloof and impartial is really all that counts. In all their truly sickening addled piousness they will never know that impartiality in reporting is never to be confused with affording wrong the same rights as right.

Judge gives wrong answer to question

Frit learns that Lord Fatmed, Labour's first Methodist peer, texting killer who ought to be in prison and the man at the heart of the opposition to Dutch politician Geert Wilders visiting Britain, once invited an Al Qaeda terror suspect to visit Parliament. The Palestinian in question was detained in Britain in December 2001 on suspicion of fundraising for groups linked to Al Qaeda. He is said to have admitted travelling in Afghastlystan with large sums of money hidden in a plaster cast on his leg. He has since been subjected to a control order which places restrictions on his freedom. Recently, at a court hearing, he asked the judge “Do you want me to kill myself? I have a razor”. The judge, of course, neglected to say an emphatic “YES”. Instead, “his psychiatrist” and his solicitor led him from court. The hearing was adjourned, whilst the judge, the psychiatrist and the solicitor all take a bit more money from the public purse.

Nasty parasite given cash

Radical Methodist "preacher" Abu Bonanza has been awarded 2,500 pounds in compensation by the European Court of Human Rights. Judges ruled that his detention without trial in the UK under anti-terrorism powers breached his human rights. Of course, although it is an awful affront to common sense, this sum is paltry in comparison to the sums the British taxpayers have shelled out for the upkeep of this nasty parasite over the past few years and in comparison to what these judges and other judges have been earning from him all this time (see earlier post). And as he is appealing to the European Court of Human Rights to quash the recent British decision to expel him from the UK, the same judges are set to keep on earning from him for some time to come.

The snake in the picture is apparently on sale on the Internet for 2,500 pounds. The nasty parasite in question should be made to spend his money on it and then be eaten by it. Then it could eat the judges.

Reform

“Elected” dictator Chavez must be wondering just what he has to do to attract condemnation from those who rule us. Just imagine the fuss if George Bush had attempted to change the constitution so he could run for another term. But, for Chavez, it’s quite acceptable. The BBC even describes it as “Venezuelan leader wins key reform”.

Gabbering bore lies about identity

Frit sees that former British cabinet minister and member of parliament Anthony Neil Wedgwood Benn, 2nd Viscount Stansgate, is in the news for yet more everlasting self-sacrificial holier-than-thou escapades aimed at doing right by the downtrodden in return for money, power and prestige. There is no need for Frit to give this smug egotist and self-publicist the benefit of setting out actual details. Born with a very silver spoon in his mouth, Anthony Neil Wedgwood Benn, 2nd Viscount Stansgate, is a long-serving and archetypal enslaver of the minds of the gullible and the young. His efforts in this regard down the years have been genuinely worthy. They include serial abuse of freedom of speech on just about every platform possible, scribbling untold numbers of pious lies and deceptions across all print media, attempting to remove public references to his private education and privileged background from Who's Who, and changing his name from Anthony Neil Wedgwood Benn, 2nd Viscount Stansgate, to “Tony Benn”, a pally working class fellow who lives down the road.

Of course, Anthony Neil Wedgwood Benn, 2nd Viscount Stansgate, who has probably said and scribbled more about rights than anyone else in history, has every right to change his name to a false name if he so wishes, just as we all have every right to insist on calling him by his real name if we so wish. Rights are rights, after all.

The picture shows Emily, the fraudster granddaughter of the fraudster in question, the fifth generation of the socialist Wedgwood Benn dynasty to enter politics. Not one of them used their money, power and prestige to give another a hand up!

Jazis and Kitlers

Frit recently learned of two strange phenomena that are loosely related and both of which are weird. One is the phenomenon known as the “Jewish neo Nazi”! The other is the existence of a website called Cats That Look Like Hitler.com! Please explain the world!

Blatant trickery

Folks in America ordered Multimillionaire White African King coins. When they arrived they turned out to be just ordinary coins with a picture of the Multimillionaire White African King glued on. So these folks were “tricked” into buying fake coins in pretty much the same way that, according to the Multimillionaire White African King, all those mortgage defaulters were “tricked” into buying homes they couldn’t afford.

Burning Australia

This photo-fit has been published in the search for the Australian arsonists. Frit reads that US intelligence channels earlier this year identified a website calling on Methodists in Australia, the US, Europe and Russia to "start forest fires". The site claims that "scholars have justified chopping down and burning the infidels' forests when they do the same to our lands". This fellow looks sort of . . . a bit dark? Most probably Aborigine then.

Horrifying stupidity

We live in a world where, 200 years after the birth of Darwin, horrifying numbers of people in the western world (almost half) still believe that the universe and everything it contains was created by some sort of grand magician, and some think as little as six thousand years ago. Yet more horrifying numbers believe that there is indeed such a thing as a process of evolution but this is a process controlled by some sort of grand magician in any case, so that’s alright then. Some believe that they did indeed evolve from a monkey and the monkey is now talking to them inside their heads. And then there are those who are marking the 200 year anniversary with a "survival of the fittest" cake-eating contest. Mankind is an idiot. Further evolutionary progress is sadly unlikely with such poor quality stock.

“If it were up to me I would notify the Palestinian Authority that tomorrow at 10 we would bomb all their places of business in Ramallah.”

It seems that, rocket by rocket, Hamas and Iran etc. have at last succeeded in provoking the election of a hard-line government in Israel. It is probable that they are now about to reap everything they have unwisely sown. Perhaps they should all quickly take refuge in Britain, a safe haven for Methodists, which, today, has incredibly banned anti-Methodist supremacy Dutch politician and member of parliament Wilders from entering the country, in fear of what the Methodist terrorists already at home there might do.

Murder

Eluana Englaro, the 38-year-old Italian woman who spent 17 years in a permanent vegetative state, being fed through tubes, has been allowed to die. Or has been “murdered”, depending on your point of view. In Frit’s view, permitting a person in this miserable state to die is a sensible and reasonable thing. So Frit very much disagrees with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi who involved himself at the last minute, saying:

"In my view we must make every possible effort to avoid the death of a person whose life is in danger but who is not brain-dead, a person who is breathing autonomously, a living person whose brain cells are alive and send electrical signals, a person who hypothetically could conceive a child."

But, however much one might disagree with this sentiment, as Frit does, he wonders at just how warped and partisan and consumed with hatred Britain’s “Independent” newspaper reveals itself to be when it comments that:

“The latter remark provoked astonishment and disgust; Mr Berlusconi seemed to be reducing womanhood to the status of a reproductive machine.”

Dread to think what would have been said had he called for her “murder”!

Survival of the fittest politically correct nonsense

Those who educate us are now attempting to make the Theory of Evolution more palatable (to themselves) by saying that Darwin only came up with it because he so hated slavery and merely wanted to prove that all men are of common descent and thus equal. So it was done for a good cause. Something like buying Christmas cards from your favourite charity. Pathetic or what?

Just for oil

Frit and Mrs Frit were unable to avoid providing dinner to two members of the teaching profession last night. They spent the first half of the meal lamenting the price of fuel and the current cost of driving the two hundred miles from their home to their holiday home in their two litre car at weekends. The second half of the meal they spent berating George Bush for invading Iraq “just for the oil”. Even worse, one of them appeared to imply that the fine port they were served had been adulterated with “cherry juice”!

Iraq

Our rulers would really hate it if peace ever broke out in Iraq. This is the reason they are not making much mention of the more successful elections recently held there.

Ragnar Hairybreeks turns in his grave

Those who educate and inform us are gleeful that Iceland has now appointed the world’s first lesbian prime minister, Ms Sigurdardottir. Apparently, this is a “milestone” in social development and a very important breakthrough for mankind in some way or another. Beats Frit and Mrs Frit, who always thought Boredom Brown was the world’s first lesbian prime minister in any case.

More new Methodists

Frit learns that the aged unemployed and mentally deranged Methodist who gave birth to eight babies in America last week already has six at home, all of them born through in vitro fertilisation with “a neighbour’s” sperm. Frit finds it somewhat gratifying that there is at least some condemnation of the whole revolting thing, though former president of the Methodist Society of North America, Dr. Muzammil Siddiqi has given the thumbs up to in vitro fertilization for Methodist couples to the great relief of all who worried such a procedure could run foul of Sharia law.

Meanwhile, the Methodist population of Britain has grown by more than 500,000 to 2.4 million in just four years, according to official research collated for The Times. The population multiplied 10 times faster than the rest of society, the research by the Office for National Statistics reveals. In the same period the number of Christians in the country fell by more than 2 million. And, according to the Brookings Institute, the Methodist birth-rate in Europe as a whole is three times higher than the non Methodist birth-rate. If the trend continues the Methodist population in Europe will double in 2015 as the non Methodist population shrinks by 3.5 percent.

Lord of the House

Frit learns that a member of the British House of Lords intended to invite her colleagues to a private meeting in a conference room in the House of Lords to meet the Dutch politician Geert Wilders, an elected member of the Dutch parliament, to watch his controversial movie Fitna and discuss the movie and Mr. Wilders’ opinions with him.
Barely had the invitation been sent to all the members of the House when a certain Lord Ahmed raised hell. He threatened to mobilize 10,000 Methodists to prevent Mr. Wilders from entering the House and threatened to take the colleague who was organizing the event to court. The result is that the event, which should have taken place next Thursday, was cancelled. A victory for the Methodist community, but a defeat for British democracy where topics to which Methodists object cannot even be debated. Apparently, Lord Ahmed recently admitted in court to killing another man by dangerous driving, and ought to be in prison, but isn’t. So there’s a lot that Methodists can get away with in Britain these days. Strange thing is that none of this appears to interest the British media. Frit can only find mention of it in Belgium and Pakistan.

Calamity in Davos

We live in a world where a narcissist can give himself the false name “Bonio” and, amazingly, everyone calls him that. Bonio is a “social activist” and the only person ever to have been nominated for an Academy Award, a Golden Globe, a Grammy and a Nobel Peace Prize. So his furry credentials are sexy beyond belief. This is a man who has never made a single cent from his own altruism and who rises from his bed each morning only for the good of others. “Stay in bed Bonio”, they say, “stay in bed.” “No, no”, says Bonio, “I must rise for others.” So we are all very sad to learn that Bonio is said not to be putting in his usual appearance at Davos for this year’s World Economic Forum. And in a year when world economics needed him more than ever! The repercussions will be monumental and tragic.

Solana – such a straightforward guy

At the same time that the European ruling class is in an Obama trance and is undergoing a closing Guantanamo catharsis, it seems not to know if it is inclined to give any practical help. This can only be because it knows as well as anybody else that a lot of the European tax payers it steals from are a lot less than enthusiastic about the idea of having to pay for the lifelong upkeep of bunches of deeply disturbed pathological Methodists and really couldn’t care less what happens to them if they are returned to their own countries of origin. European mouthpiece Javier Solana, a truly masterful milker of the gullible and the young, says the EU wants to help on humanitarian grounds, but cannot act until the US demonstrates that the hard done-by Methodist prisoners concerned “do not pose a credible security risk”! If Frit understands this right, the fidgeting that those who rule us have undergone up to now has been for lack of proof that Guantanamo inmates are bad people, but now it is for lack of proof that they aren’t.

Searching Google images for “Solana” disappointingly throws up countless pictures of his selfless and self-sacrificing fast talking face, so Frit chose this nice Goya painting of somebody called the “Marquise de la Solana” instead. Much nicer to look at.

Dynamic Scotsman told us so

Unelected British Prime Minister and would-be multimillionaire Boredom Brown claims to have tried to save the world from economic disaster as much as ten years ago! If only we had listened. If only we had listened. Such an opportunity lost.

Really polite rich people caught on camera

Frit and Mrs Frit greatly enjoy the following, and play it often:
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=AAVDlsstAjg&feature=related

Only occasionally does one get to see just how nice such nice people are.

(Carter has now stated on TV that he had already canoodled with the Clintons for fifteen minutes outside. Pity. But is it true? Frit likes to think not.)

Obituary

It is with great sadness that Frit notes the passing away of European civilisation. In their well paid wisdom, three judges in the Netherlands have decided the best way to preserve their future earnings is to put on trial a man who has been saying adverse but true things about the behaviour and intentions of some proponents of a certain religion. As Frit is not a religious person and knows little of religious matters and himself wishes to avoid prison if possible, he has no idea which religion this is and can’t anywhere near imagine. Maybe it’s Methodism. The three well paid judges, making up the law as they go along, insist that “In a democratic system, hate speech is considered so serious that it is in the general interest to... draw a clear line". So that’s it then. In Europe, freedom of expression now officially means freedom to express politically correct expression only. In shock, people are saying that this is happening in “one of the most liberal societies in the world”. Sorry, there is no contradiction here, TYRANNY IS EXACTLY WHAT LIBERALISM IS ABOUT!!!!

(Disclaimer:
Frit would like to point out to any big-earning judges amongst his readership that all opinions expressed on this site are expressed for the sake of irony and for entertainment purposes only. They are not to be mistaken for the genuinely held beliefs of the author in any way. In fact, all opinions, including any that might concern Methodists, can be taken as being utterly insincere and as actually intended to imply the exact opposite of what they imply. And Frit retracts every word of it all in any case. No prison food needed.)

More history

Reading of “the historic vastness of the moment, the unique and unprecedented nature of the event” (Times Online’s view of the Inauguration), Frit would like to return to an earlier post concerning the use of the word ‘historic’. Back then, just after the Multimillionaire White African King won the election, googling the words “Obama historic” yielded an amazing 239,000 hits. Now, following Inauguration Day, googling the words “Obama historic” already yields 10,900,000 hits and “Obama history” yields a shattering 74,900,000 hits! This is history being made in advance rather than history in the making. We are confusing history with hysteria and, as we know, those who are confused about history are condemned to repeat it.

Crucifixion

A shocking wave of anti-Jewish bigotry and violence has erupted throughout the world as a direct result of the media and the rest of our rulers having, over recent weeks, consistently and deceitfully given the impression that Hamas chaps (who butchered their way into power and who hold on to it by terror, introducing the death penalty for anyone who negotiates with the enemy, banning singing and legalising crucifixion etc.), are “fighters” whilst Israelis are deliberate child-killers. Nothing could be further from the truth. So why do they say it? FOR MONEY AND POWER, SILLY!

Historic Inordination

Today is Great Inordination Day. The Multimillionaire White African King is at last officially the world’s one true supreme ruler. He shall rule us with a gentle hand. He shall provide us the awaited free petrol at the same time that he cooleth the planet (temperatures in America have already plummeted to record lows at the mere thought of his coming). He shall never tell us lies about his origins. He shall never make us think we live in Hollywood. He shall tenderly mould us all in his own image to make us worthy of his dominion. We are saved.

The guts to change

Today, Frit is officially applying to the global socialist communist environmentalist authorities for permission to modify their discourteous saying “I should like to see the last king strangled with the guts of the last priest”. The idea is to change the words “king” and “priest” to “dog owner” and “cyclist”.

Old woman, old woman, old woman say I

Old woman, old woman, old woman say I,
O whither, O whither, O whither so high?
To sweep the cobwebs off the sky,
And have a baby by-and-by.

Recently, when Frit and Mrs Frit were out and about, their paths chanced to cross that of a little girl and young mother, hand in hand. This pretty sight was so striking because young mothers are now so rarely seen. In our western world, we mostly only get to see old mothers. Most of them can’t cope, due to their age, and most will be basket cases before their child (all too often just one lonely, wretched little being) grows up. Yes, the “women’s movement” has managed to convince society, in the face of all the biological facts, that waiting to have your baby until you can reasonably be mistaken for its grandmother is a super and sensible plan. If they have their way we shall soon have laws that prohibit pregnancy to any woman with a complete set of teeth. This is a very sad thing for children and a serious disaster for society. But never say so. Saying so is practically a lynching offence. Hate mail is a certainty. Banishment to the Land of Old Fashioned is a must. The women’s movement can sometimes be a bit of an intolerant and catty little bitch to deal with.

Urinating mentalvironists

Global warmers are people who pee on the beach and think themselves responsible for the rising tide.

Gaza stripped

Most of those who rule us flunked science in school because they lack any understanding of scientific facts. They always prefer to blame ideology rather than biology. But anyone interested in genuinely attempting to prevent ever more violent death, fear and suffering in Gaza would be wiser to make as much hullaballoo over the numbers of Palestinians born on any given day as they do over the numbers who die.

Lawsuit rankings

The head of an atheist group has filed a lawsuit against the use of prayer at the multimillionaire white African King’s presidential inauguration because this would amount to subjecting atheists and agnostics to someone else's religious beliefs. Frit notes that the mainstream media deems it important to inform us of this truly earth shattering turn of events but still deems the several lawsuits questioning the multimillionaire white African King’s citizenship and presidential eligibility of no interest to anyone at all.

Banning the bulb

The Nazis banned books, now the EU environmental storm troopers are banning the light bulbs books are read by. But it’s not at all the same totalitarian thing. Not at all.

Rising discontent

There is already some disquiet amongst those who feed us the news. Fighting has been going on in Gaza for some days and the multimillionaire white African King has spoken not a word, let alone performed any miracles. Deep down, they are already beginning to doubt his ability to keep the promises they made on his behalf.

2009

Happy New Year to all who suffer under the yoke of media indoctrination and global totalitarian environmentalism.

The prince and the pooch

It seems rational that a country like Britain, the government of which is in a stew over Israelis lashing out at Palestinians for behaving like dogs, should get itself into a stew over one of its own princes lashing out at dogs behaving like Palestinians.

Season’s Greetings

Frit will be withdrawing from public life for Christmas now. May he thank all his readers for providing themselves opportunity to learn something from this site throughout the year. Gratitude is best expressed in cash donations to the “Mrs. Frit Christmas Diamond Earrings Appeal”. And may Frit wish Good Tidings and a very Merry Christmas to all who would wish him to wish them a Happy Holiday instead!

Philosophy

“Philosophy is just religion without a good story involved.”
Mrs. Frit, 2008.

Shoe thrower hits own personal targets

Are we all as far less than amazed as Frit that the individual in Iraq who threw his shoes at George Bush for the purpose of obtaining publicity, fine words, career impetus and cash, and who missed, is now being showered with publicity, fine words, career impetus and cash? Pity the security men broke his arm, but, of course, that will only add to the kudos and profits.

Brown resurgence

In the past, Frit has on several occasions implied that recently self-admitted saviour of the world and would-be multimillionaire unelected British Prime Minister Boredom Brown is in every way and in every deed and in every strange tremor of the jaw at the end of the sentence and sometimes in the middle of the sentence (several times) less than impressive in his effectiveness and is a mere shadow of his predecessor multimillionaire Blair when it comes to abusing the gullible and the young with true psaz. Frit begs forgiveness for this because Brown’s record of late is a genuine surprise. In recent weeks he now appears to have gone a very long way towards turning around his extremely negative and rather brown public image with some really neat vote-buying handouts of truly mind-numbingly sate-devastating and population-pauperising proportions. Respect! He might now one day be actually voted into office after all. The office might not have any heating, furniture or lights by then, the first paper signed might be the one that authorises the return of ration books, but what the hell. What counts is that people love you.

Furriness misbehaving

Frit notes the shock and horror that resulted in Britain recently when policemen used a stun gun on a ram that had strayed onto a dual carriageway. They tell that a thirteen year old girl happened to witness the event with her bare eyes and was “very upset”. The Royal Society for the Protection of Animals said “officers should have used more humane ways to corner and restrain the sheep”, but neglected to offer to pay for the extra police time this approach would have occasioned. Frit’s contribution to this debate is to feature this photograph of the pelican that shocked the brain-softened furry British nation some time ago by being a pelican and gobbling up a pigeon in full view of minors.

Righteous rioting

Those who rule us are intent on telling us that the riots (destroying other people’s property and lives) in Greece have nothing to do with hot-headed young leftists and straightforward opportunistic apolitical vandals and delinquents, both groups spurred on by the Greek wing of those who rule us who should know better but want a right wing government out of office any way they can. Such democrats! No, the riots are in some way understandable and even maybe honourable, because they only began when a young person was shot by a policeman whilst, err . . . rioting.

Polluted Irish pork

The bogtrotter’s pig is rotten inside. Soppy waterborne folklore has seeped into its innards from the damp beneath. Spit it out! And demand compensation! The bogtrotter has traditionally gotten away with far too much leprechaun-based socio-cultural baloney. All he has to do is provide his pig with a sty on stilts.

Unsung heroine

Frit thanks NewsBusters for noting that the name of Vanessa Niekamp, an administrator for the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services' Office of Child Support and a 15-year state employee, who blew the lid off the underhanded computer snooping into the private life of Joe the Plummer, is virtually unknown, while many other past government whistleblowers have been treated as media heroes and elevated into very righteous realms. Ms Niekamp was threatened with dismissal if she failed to comply with “instructions” etc..

In fact, googling google news for “Vanessa Niekamp” today yields a mere 18 hits, none of them relating to mainstream media sites. This has to be regarded as simply astonishing. A virtual conspiracy. The name of the great multimillionaire white African King must be kept pure and free from any association with anything not of the new and pristine airy dimension that mankind has now at last attained. Frit would have liked to include a photograph of Ms Niekamp, but, of course, there are none around.

Mistaking the sword for the hand that wields it

Cluster bombs are disappearing from the world today. The Convention on Cluster Munitions is being signed by more than one hundred countries, “effectively outlawing” them. So we are all safe. The next time the people in those more than one hundred countries are attacked by anyone they shall be very glad their leaders will not be dropping effective state-of-the-art cluster bombs on their attackers. Maybe just bombs with fur on that squeak menacingly instead of going bang. The only important thing is that when their attackers overrun them they’ll never manage to dislodge their corpses from the higher moral ground. That’s a sort of victory after all!

Doping in terrorism, should it be allowed?

Frit reads that the terrorists who committed the recent atrocity in Bombay took steroids for months before carrying it out and used cocaine, LSD and other drugs whilst carrying it out. In the opinion of Frit, this is grossly unfair to other terrorists who honestly attempt to slaughter people without any chemical backup to help them be brave. It is a form of cheating and should be banned. Who do they think they are, Lance Armstrong?

Coming in second again

Pity those who rule over us on this day. They would so dearly like to trumpet the multimillionaire white African King’s appointment of hectomillionaire Hillary Clinton, and have it be the first appointment of a female Secretary of State in the whole of world history. They can’t of course, because the office is already held by a woman, a REAL woman, and a black one to boot. Yes, pity those who rule over us on this day.

Ogling a pair of legs costs more than losing a pair

Frit notes that the British legal system, in the shape of the Leeds Employment Tribunal, has awarded £186,896 to a lesbian soldier averse to having her legs ogled by her male boss. This sum exceeds the £161,000 given to 21-year-old Marine Ben McBean who lost a leg and an arm in Afghanistan and the £152,150 received by Lance Bombardier Ben Parkinson, 24, after losing both legs and suffering 14 life-threatening injuries, including brain damage. It also dwarfs the £57,000 given to 19-year-old Private Jamie Cooper who suffered severe stomach injuries in a mortar attack in southern Iraq. The Ministry of Defence faces a further bill of £100,000 for its defence costs and the lesbian in question has three more claims pending.

Frit is of the opinion that the time has come for the British legal system to be subjected to a process of vicious purging and whip-assisted taxpayer retaliation.

Lone terrorist attacks Bombay

According to the BBC’s online report on the Bombay massacre this morning, it is a massacre being carried out by 2 attackers, 4 gunmen, 2 armed men, 2 assailants, 1 group and just 1 terrorist preceded by the word “suspected”.

Droning on about a wage cut

The British legal profession is in tears. It seems that George Bush and his gang of trigger-happy yanks have simply “assassinated” a known British mussulman terrorist in Pakistan. Apparently, the British terrorist in question (whom the BBC, mouthpiece of the British ruling class, prefers to call a “UK militant”) was once arrested in Pakistan. However, the guards driving the vehicle taking him to jail stopped to let him go pray in a mosque whilst they had a quiet fag, whereupon he promptly became unarrested by making for the back entrance. Thinking they could maybe improve on this suspiciously lackadaisical approach, the said George Bush and his gang of trigger-happy yanks sent one of those drone things over the border from Afghastlystan to cook this terrorist’s goose by remote control. Frit is of the opinion that having your goose cooked by remote control, by an unfeeling machine to which you having your goose cooked or not is entirely immaterial, is a very insulting and befitting way of having your goose cooked if you happen to be a terrorist. But the British legal people look at it in a different way. They were looking forward to this individual being rearrested and brought back to Blighty for some very large sums of money to be earned over a period of many many years. It is a very serious blow to their finances. They are just livid. “Senior Members of Parliament” are asking questions. Quite rightly! How could those uppity yanks simply go and do such a thing to such a promising meal ticket of a British citizen? They should stick to frying their oversized burgers instead of frying our choice British mussulman terrorists. And we would have won the Second World War without them anyway!

Class at school

The uncertainty and tension, the agony of not knowing, is at last over. The decision has been made, it’s official – the daughters of the multimillionaire white African King will be going to a private school (a place where parents pay to obtain superior education and social advantage for their children) rather than to a state school (where all you learn is how to wear clothes several sizes too big, badmouth your betters and use a needle properly). Phew, what a surprise. We all thought he would stay true to his oft-stated furry egalitarian principles, go for the classless option, the brave new world order option, not just push them off to the very same pre-the-messiah-cometh school to which the pre-the-messiah-cometh hectomillionaire Clintons sent their own lonely and very drippy-looking progeny (she must despise her mother sooo much, and so much dream of one day outdoing her – no competitiveness in the family at all).

Piracy

Frit recommends visiting http://red-secupp.blogspot.com/ to read S.E. Cupp’s post about the Barbary Wars.
Meanwhile, the latest response of those who rule us, upon having the clocks turned back 200 years, has been to
- fire some smoke grenades at a safe distance from a pirate ship so as not to hurt any pirates
- sink an empty pirate vessel and let the pirates get away so as not to hurt any pirates and
- get NATO and the UN to sit down round the table together to come up with cunning new ways of absolutely not hurting any pirates in any way at all.

Shiver our furry timbers!