Most stylish man

Unelected British Prime Minister Boredom Brown has no problem about attending this year’s G-8 summit to be held in the part of central Italy so recently devastated by an earthquake as he is quite used to standing on shaky ground. Likewise, the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King is delighted to attend as it gives him opportunity to ask the earthquake for forgiveness. Also, a poll of 3,000 men has named him the “most stylish man”. Good thing really, he must try to keep up with his stylish wife.