Sexist bigot uses women as “window dressing”

As we all know, nothing is more dear to the heart of the British Labour Party than the rights of the three W’s, i.e. Women, Warmers and Woofters. So great is that party’s dedication to these groups that its ultimate ambition is to turn every single one of us into all three. How strange then, that Labour Party wenches are apparently upset that unelected Prime Minister of the UK (United Kaliphate) Boredom Brown has created a government that is "really rather laddish in its culture". It seems that women are finding themselves in a minority in a politically incorrect chauvinist cabinet and are thus afforded fewer expense account fiddling opportunities than men. Shame on you Brown!