Racist arrested, second racist comes to his aid

The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King who currently rules the roost in the United States has shamefully waded in to condemn the police for arresting a “friend”, Henry Louis Gates, an “American literary critic, educator, scholar, writer, editor, and public intellectual”. Gates “currently serves as the Alphonse Fletcher University Professor at Harvard University, where he is Director of the W. E. B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research”. Gates claims the police arrested him simply because he is black, and not because he’s a belligerent racist with a chip on his shoulder just looking for some publicity. However, Frit is informed by insiders that the real reason they arrested him is for spending his entire life as an education system parasite, writing reams of pure incomprehensible meaningless bilge, like:

“Every black American text must confess to a complex ancestry, one high and low (that is, literary and vernacular) but also one white and black...there can be no doubt that white texts inform and influence black texts (and vice versa), so that a thoroughly integrated canon of American literature is not only politically sound, it is intellectually sound as well."