Destination Mars

The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President says he wants Americans to go to Mars instead of to the moon. It seems this has always been his ambition ever since he watched the film “Mars Attacks”. As a devout Mussulmanic he admires the incoherent monotonous unpleasant claptrap that issues from the mouths of the Martians as well as their uncompromising approach to dealing with other cultures.