Shoe fetish deemed kosher

A court in the UK has accepted that shoe-throwing is simply a ritual form of protest and therefore not a criminal act of violence. So as long as a Mussulmanic throws a shoe in your face, and not a stone, he commits no offence! At the same time, the British National Health Service has just permitted Mussulmanic women to wear complete burkas on the job, despite previously having decreed that bare arms are a must for staff in hospitals in order to be able to wash up to the elbow, thereby preventing the spread of some really malevolent germs. In the view of Frit, the obvious plan, here, is for Abdullah to throw his hobnailed boot in your face so that you end up in hospital where Amatallah then shakes superbugs into your wounds from her burka sleeves.