Wrong targets

Frit has learned that the Mussulmanics are “up in arms” because the British army installed models of mosques on a firing range used to train British soldiers off to fight in Afghastlystan. Needless to say, the models have already been removed and an apology issued. Maybe they’ll now be replaced with models of York Minster and St. Peter’s Rome. If that fails to calm the situation perhaps a few live Christians and Jews could be nailed to the facades on crosses.