Easter

Frit learns that the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President has forbidden the hiding and seeking of Easter eggs in the White House grounds for fear that somebody might accidentally unearth an incriminating birth certificate and some college records that might be hidden there.

Meanwhile Frit, ever one for enterprise, has made good money in the run-up to Easter by marketing the world’s first Mussulmanic-friendly halal chocolate Easter bunny, a chocolate bunny you can have sex with as long as you then sell it to somebody in the neighboring village instead of eating it yourself. The halal chocolate Easter bunny – entirely in tune with the strange teachings of creepy Ayatollah Khomeini and the rest of the creepy Shia clergy, soon to be in possession of nuclear weapons.