Ice burkas prevent earthquakes

"Many women who dress inappropriately cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," a certain addled Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Friday prayers in Tehran, the home of the really mad. Could this be the reason the Mussulmanics are now intending to build their first Mosque in the Arctic Circle? The quilted multi-layer triple insulated fur mega-burkas they’ll be walking around in up there are sure to stop the earth moving.