Goon in charge of nuclear arsenal says no more Miss Atomic Bomb

The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President is insisting that no nuclear weapons will be used against the foes of America unless they nuke America first or unless they are North Korea or Iran or unless the mothers truly deserve it, and even then it shall strictly be megaton for megaton. A form has been drawn up and distributed to every enemy. They are to enter the number of intended megatons they aim to strike with and return the form to the American military without delay so that a fair balance can be achieved. Afterwards, if the attackers have more casualties than the US, they are freely entitled to another strike to even things up. What a safer world we are suddenly living in today.