Sunday, 5 September 2010

Wealthy lawmakers

How typical to see that 27 of the 50 richest members of Congress are nice, moral, considerate, progressive, selfless Democrats whilst the remaining 23 are selfish grasping immoral, evil and soulless capitalist Republicans. Ketchup Kid Kerry, the nicest, most moral, considerate, progressive and selfless Democrat of all being the wealthiest one of all.

This blog is now putting its feet up for a week, during which time it intends washing its mouth out and returning as an anti-Israel blog by way of extending its readership and attracting more advertisers.

Friday, 3 September 2010

Allah likes bad breath

In the month of Ramadan, over at “Islam Question and Answer”, the Mussulmancis are avoiding questions like “Does slaughtering your fellow human beings during Ramadan invalidate the fast?”, and concentrating, instead, on matters such as the “Ruling on eye drops for one who is fasting”, “Does looking at women invalidate the fast?” and the closely related “Does masturbation at night during Ramadan invalidate the fast?”. Then there is the question of dealing with bad breath during Ramadan, to which the considered answer is:

Instead of using an aerosol when fasting, it is enough to use the siwaak (a stick) which the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) encouraged us to use. If he uses an aerosol and nothing from it reaches his throat, then that is o.k. But it should be noted that the smell that comes from the fasting person’s mouth as a result of the fast is not something to be disliked, because it is the effect of obedience to Allah. In the hadeeth it says that the smell from the fasting person’s mouth is better in the sight of Allah than the fragrance of musk.”

The pie, pictured, is what the average Mussulmanic consumes between dusk and dawn every night during Ramadan. It contains no pork.

Thursday, 2 September 2010

Secret weapon

How unexpected of the Pakistani press to ignore US efforts at providing aid and instead concentrate on spreading rumors that the US deliberately caused the current floods with its new secret weather weapon, HAARP (High-tech American Armament for Ruining Pakistan).

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Mexicans just don't count

Is it true that 6,982 Afghastlystani civilians have been killed since 2006 (most of whom were killed by insurgent forces) whilst 1,510 coalition military people have been killed there since 2006, making a total of about 8,500 souls?
Is it at the same time true that 28,000 Mexicans have been killed in the drug wars since 2006? Frit is now encouraging Mexicans to change their religion if they wish to heighten their profile in the media and benefit from some sympathy, concern and western aid.