Tuesday 25 February 2014

Mussulman-free planet at last!

Upon learning the astonishing fact that the mussulman church has issued a fartwa forbidding mussulmen to live on mars, Frit has started saving for a ticket on the first flight thence.

This image from NASA's "All About Mars" page shows the locals know how to fashion the right religious symbol in any case.

Friday 3 January 2014

Ghastly Syria

People are constantly asking Frit to recommend intervention in Syria. In reply, Frit points out that the basic situation in Syria is as follows:

At one end of a street stands a dude with a rocket launcher shouting “Allahu Akbar” as he fires a rocket down it. At the other end of the street stands another dude shouting “Allahu Akbar” as he fires a rocket back. Which of the two would you like to help?

The Syrian women in the drawing were seen checking their breast implants for leaks.