Thursday, 30 October 2008

Missing description

New York Times, June 18, 2003:
President Bush kicked off his re-election campaign tonight with a fund-raiser that took in an estimated $3.5 million from a hotel ballroom full of people with a personal, financial or ideological stake in keeping him and the Republican Party in power.

New York Times, July 3, 2008:
Last week, the Obama campaign collected about $5 million at an event featuring celebrities in Los Angeles. The evening began with a dinner at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion for more than 200 people who had contributed $28,500 per couple, or raised $50,000.

In the 2008 version they forgot to follow the word “people” with all that about “a personal, financial or ideological stake”. This is simply not fair to those people. They are entitled to equality of description. Shame on that newspaper.

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Jörg Haider

Jörg Haider, Governor of the Austrian province of Carinthia (or “Austrian populist far-right leader Jörg Haider” as the mainstream media prefer – they never prefer “American populist far-left leader B.A. Barackabama”) appears to have died because he drank too much and drove too fast (for an earlier post concerning the truth of the subject of drinking and driving please see “In vino veritas”, below).

The mainstream media are positively euphoric over this event. They love reporting it and implying that Haider was a drunk rather than a reckless driver. They also make strangely gleeful references to imputed homosexuality. They refer to him having been “outed” in the German press some time ago. See for a typical example. The only “outing” of which Frit can find evidence is in the form of quite baseless, gratuitous and politically motivated assertions made by a Nobel literature prizewinning ugly Austrian feminist some years back.

Those who rule us permit no stigma to attach to the word “homosexual” under any circumstances, but, when it suits them, they can strangely use the same stigma-free word to stigmatise and denigrate a political opponent without a second thought.

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

History in the making

History is being made in the current American presidential campaign, and Frit is very proud to be here to witness it. Yes, this is the very first time the flow of information in the entire western world has been controlled with the kind of totality previously associated with those the international ruling class most deride, the Nazis. The difference is that, back then, the Nazis employed the Gestapo to control the flow of information by force. This time the control is entirely voluntary and a million times more ominous.

Friday, 24 October 2008

Bin Laidon

Frit posts this photograph of Osama bin Laden’s niece, aspiring American pop star Wafah Dufour, by way of emphasising that not all the bin Ladens are confused and mardy stone age religious bigots with a fondness for small boys. Not at all. Some of them are just plain old fashioned sluts.

Thursday, 23 October 2008

CNN breaks all records in journalistic deception and shame

Around two weeks before the election, and with truly terrifying shamelessness, at, CNN deftly sidesteps the factual reality of the nationality lawsuits by fairly and bravely defending all candidates equally against “Internet rumours”.

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Multiculti without multiplication

The British labour party has for years been letting each and every Tom, Dick and immigrant into Britain, backed up by UN Marxist dogma that states that sixty million British people cannot survive when they’re old without millions of immigrants to look after them. Those who asked how many extra millions these extra millions would need to look after them when they’re old, in turn, were ignored. Now, the same labour party is suddenly telling the British people that immigration has to be curbed to “control population growth”!!! This is not a question of well-intended mistaken reasoning, it is a question of a negligent crime with potential horrendous consequences.

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

The Global Elders

Frit is appalled, but not surprised, to learn that there exists a body with the pompous title of “The Global Elders”. At first, Frit mistakenly thought that this body had something to do with elven folk and dwarves in Lord of the Rings, but no, it is of the real world. It is "a group of public figures noted as elder statesmen, peace activists and human rights advocates. The goal of the group is . . . to work on solutions for seemingly insurmountable problems like climate change, HIV/AIDS and poverty".

Frit notes that this selfless initiative brings together some of the biggest egos ever to have been involved in fleecing the gullible and the young, such as ex-terrorist Nelson Mandela, Holy Kofi Annan, Irish botherer Mary Robinson, Desmond Tutu, Jimmy Carter and, last but not pompously least, Sir Lancelot Branson. At the launch ceremony a chair was left empty on the stage for furry icon, Nobel Laureate and heavyweight media money-spinner Aung San Suu Kyi Who Mostly Stays At Home For Tea.

Frit supposes that all concerned will have singed a paper absolutely forbidding mention of any of this in their biographies and obituaries. He also notes that, despite the earnings and efforts of The Global Elders, those "seemingly insurmountable problems like climate change, HIV/AIDS and poverty" are surprisingly still with us.

Monday, 20 October 2008

Race again

As predicted, race is starting to be brought to the fore by the liberal media in the forthcoming American election campaign. You’re a racist if you don’t vote for the black candidate, is the ploy. Of course, this only applies to white folk. Black folk voting for a black man simply because he is black is not racist. Take the example of the traitor Colin Powell who has now jumped over the fence to declare his allegiance. Nothing to do with race at all.

In the real world may Frit go on the record as saying it’s not that we don’t want a black president; we just don’t want a black president who’s a shiny Marxist fraudster.

Friday, 17 October 2008

Forced Peace Prize

Frit reads that the latest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, left-leaning teacher and UN payroll enjoyer Martti Ahtisaari, “is best known for having his name attached to an agreement — the famous “Ahtisaari Plan” for the final status of Kosovo — to which the concerned parties, Serbia and the formerly merely provisional government of Kosovo, never in fact agreed. In the meanwhile, that plan is quite simply being imposed on one of the parties: namely Serbia, which has thereby seen a large chunk of its territory forcibly removed from its authority”. Never mind. Perhaps all his other grand peaceful doings have involved less implementation at gunpoint.

Thursday, 16 October 2008

The race card

Frit suspects that in coming weeks we shall be having many more articles in the old media like the one in The New York Times at:
They dress it up as interesting, wordy and weighty social analysis, but in reality it is a simple attempt at blackmailing the electorate into voting for multimillionaire B.A. Barackabama by making out that anybody who doesn’t want to vote for him is a racist.

Wednesday, 15 October 2008

Never shake hands with the British

We know that Britain prides itself on being the dirtiest country in Europe and on having the most unhygienic public toilets and hospitals in Christendom. Now, with appropriate disgust and many knowing nods of the head, Frit reads that a study conducted in Britain reveals that more than one in four commuters has bacteria from faeces on their hands. In other words shit on their hands. Men in Newcastle are the worst offenders, but the picture is grim everywhere . . .

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Fannie and Freddie

Frit recommends all those wishing to understand the true facts about Fannie and Freddie visit:

Monday, 13 October 2008

Nobel peace prize goes to left-leaning teacher on UN payroll, world taken by surprise

The world is truly taken aback to learn that this year’s Nobel Peace Prize (cash from armaments sales) has been awarded to a left-leaning teacher on the UN payroll. Everyone had supposed it would be awarded to someone who is right-leaning, and not a teacher, and not paid large sums of money by the UN. So we are all aghast. Apparently, the individual concerned has already won the "Delta Prize for Global Understanding" as well as various other prestigious socialist trophies. It seems he has been saving the planet from conflict and disgust behind the scenes for decades. And so efficiently that the planet is now almost free of conflict and disgust. What a star!

Friday, 10 October 2008

Financial crisis brings ruling class to tears

Those who rule over us, all of whom have investments from which they have been doing very well thank you for some time, are now suddenly going around with long faces mumbling about “irresponsibility”, “reckless speculation”, “profit-at-any-cost mentality”, “crooked capitalism” and “greed”.
They appear to have thought they have all the natural processes of life so well tied up that there’s no longer any risk in plain old gambling.

Thursday, 9 October 2008

Mainstream manipulation

After months of waiting for the mainstream media to stop protecting us from mention of the lawsuit filed by democrat Philip J. Berg, a Hillary Clinton supporter, claiming that multimillionaire B.A. Barackabama is not an American citizen and therefore can never be President of the United States, the Times Online finally takes the initiative. Trouble is the Times Online article, a Barackabama eulogy, manages not to mention the fact that the lawsuit was filed by a democrat. In fact it deliberately makes it appear as if the lawsuit is just some piece of nonsense filed by a republican: “Mr Obama’s African roots have been used by some opponents to hint that he is not quite American, or is a closet Muslim. Right-wing talk show hosts emphasise his middle name, Hussein. A lawsuit has been filed claiming that he was born in Kenya, and is therefore ineligible for the presidency.”

Is this an act of completely shameful deliberate manipulation of fact or what?

Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Trickle of untruths

Multimillionaire President B.A. Barackabama is currently going around bedazzling the gullible and the young with the magnificent revelation that “trickle down economic theories” are rubbish. Apparently, the hope that prosperity trickles down to everyone in a rich society is simply in vain. It’s as if the half of the world run according to the opposite economic system until only very recently was a big success. It’s as if the people who lived under that system all grew rich and content and never became poor, depressed, hopeless alcoholics standing around in long queues. And it’s as if they didn’t abandon that system with gusto the moment opportunity arose as soon as they realised that, during the same period of history, we unfortunates in the western world, condemned to live according to “trickle down economic theories”, had, against all the rules, grown mysteriously light-years better off.

Frit is of the mind that Multimillionaire President B.A. Barackabama, like all of his ilk, is in command of sufficient intellect to be aware of inescapably obvious historic facts like this. So he must just be telling untruths. As long as the gullible, the young, the less well-off and the envious will swallow it, anything goes.

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

Toothy swindler survives crash

Great Sir Lancelot Branson is the world’s 245th richest person. This he has achieved by being so truly adept at fleecing the gullible and the young by somehow convincing them life is about good causes and daring-do and not about money at all. There are those who are dissapointed that Great Sir Lancelot Branson failed to accompany his friend Fossett on that last flight.

Monday, 6 October 2008

Cool dude’s website admits suspicious African citizenship

The “Fight the Smears” website now concedes that: “When Barack Obama Jr. was born on Aug. 4,1961, in Honolulu, Kenya was a British colony, still part of the United Kingdom’s dwindling empire. As a Kenyan native, Barack Obama Sr. was a British subject whose citizenship status was governed by The British Nationality Act of 1948. That same act governed the status of Obama Sr.‘s children.
Since Sen. Obama has neither renounced his U.S. citizenship nor sworn an oath of allegiance to Kenya, his Kenyan citizenship automatically expired on Aug. 4,1982.”

Whilst once having had grossly suspicious and near unforgivable dual nationality might not unequivocally prove a person to be a mussulman nor disbar a person from ever becoming President of the United States, it surely must be noted that this fact was not known to us until now because this fact was intentionally concealed from us until now. And it is a fact that must surely be a subject of some interest to the public. One would have thought it merited at least minor mention in the mainstream media. But no. Of course, if McCain’s third cousin’s aunt’s mother’s cat happened to be discovered to have grossly suspicious and near unforgivable concealed dual nationality it would be all over the headlines straight away.

Thursday, 2 October 2008

Green dye

“Green” women stand for all things natural and pure and just won’t so much as switch on a light if they suspect any of the electrons used have been produced by nuclear power and won’t so much as touch a tofu sandwich if they suspect it isn’t organic free range tofu without additives and killed using a humane painless tofu strangling machine powered by sustainable but heavily subsidised windmills. So how come they always manage to use more hair dye and more dress and makeup cunning than any other group of women on this green planet or any other? Same also goes for the men.

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Brass in saving ass

Frit notes that some very furry organisations, including Oxfam, Save the Children and Care, are suggesting that smooth multimillionaire Blair, former British Prime Minister, is failing in his very well paid attempts to save the ass of the Palestinian. Who would have thought it. Who would have thought it. Multimillionaire Blair concedes that “much more could and should be done”, in full knowledge that much more could and should be earned. What a winner! It all just comes so natural to him.