Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Trouble in Tripolis

Frit has written to Libya’s Moammar Daftgafi suggesting that, if deposed, he should seek a top job with the EU which exclusively employs thieving mad socialist liars with a penchant for dictatorship.

Monday, 21 February 2011

The cannibals of Britain

Frit reads that ice age Britons ate each other and made bowls from each other’s skulls. Modern Britons are almost exclusively vegetarian with braincases too brittle and porous to hold soup.

Thursday, 17 February 2011

Frit goes West

Following the impressive closing speech delivered by Lieutenant Colonel Allan West at CPAC, Frit has decided to officially endorse that individual for US President and Savior Of the Western World That Hardly Deserves It. Frit is placing his entire manpower and means at the disposal of Lieutenant Colonel Allan West and he urges his many followers to do likewise. West is honest, tough, sensible and sure of his objectives and he intends kicking lefty ass and Mussulman ass like it hasn’t been kicked for a long time. On top of all this, West is black. Delightfully black. Black as night. Black enough to rub everyone’s disgraceful nose in the racism lie. The present pasty occupant of the Whitehouse will be out looking for shoe polish to try to black up in earnest when the presidential race comes around.

Tuesday, 8 February 2011


How admirable of the Swedish police to have leaked the information that the whores making allegations of serious sexual seediness against the boss of WikiLeaks, a deeply unpleasant pale weirdo whose name begins with “Ass”, are not whores hired by the CIA at all but straightforward dirty groupies from his very own sordid lefty circle. The pale weirdo fears he might be extradited to the United States and executed if he is extradited from Britain to Sweden, whereas Frit is afraid he might not be.

Friday, 4 February 2011

Heil Allah

This is the symbolism of the Arab revolution that the dippy left, to their everlasting shame, are so eager to support.

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

The shameful multiplication of Reginald Kenneth Dwight

Frit notes that a supermarket is in trouble for covering up a magazine cover showing a photograph of Sir Elton Hercules John (real name Reginald Kenneth Dwight) and his partner David Furnish proudly displaying the hapless sprog these two lately brought into the world by bizarre synthetic means. Customers complained, the supermarket covered it up, now the supermarket is facing accusations. We live in a free society where pop milieu excreta like these two are permitted to indulge their egos in truly sickeningly unsavory ways but where there is no freedom to think ill of them for doing so.

Strange to find so many references to Reginald Kenneth and his “husband” David in media reports concerning this entire loathsome story but none to David and his “wife” Reginald Kenneth.