Wednesday, 15 June 2011

All things come to those who wait

For as long as he can remember, Frit has been waiting for someone to come along who unites all the repellent vices of each and every loathsome left-leaning individual all in one. He has now arrived. His name is Tom MacMaster. Tom recently came into the public eye when he was outed pretending to be a gay girl from Syria in order to tell a pack of lies and manipulate people. Tom is a useless parasitic “activist” from Georgia, who, despite being all of 40 years old, is still presently “studying for a masters degree at the University of Edinburgh in Scotland” (degree in what, and on whose money?) although he is not actually doing that right now as he is currently “on holiday” in Istanbul, Turkey (on whose money?), busily destroying western civilisation from without instead of from within. Tom, seen here complete with grownup t-shirt (which “reputable” media outlets choose to crop), is a true master of uselessness and deceit. He passes off his dishonest actions with “While the narrative voice may have been fictional, the facts . . . are true and not misleading as to the situation on the ground. I do not believe that I have harmed anyone — I feel that I have created an important voice for issues that I feel strongly about”. True quality sliminess.

In some of the less respectable clubs Frit visits in Georgia the word is that Tom is really just a gay girl pretending to be Tom.

Thursday, 2 June 2011

The Butcher of Srebrenica

Frit notes that the alleged Butcher of Srebrenica, the man who Izetbegovic is said to have claimed told him he needed “5,000 dead Muslims” to justify western military intervention, is still at large. On the wanted list for years, his successful strategy for evading capture has been to brazen it out by living openly amongst his fellows disguised as a wonderful human being.