Friday, 29 January 2010

No Hope

James Arthur David Hope, Baron Hope of Craighead, KT, PC, QC, FRSE (born 27 June 1938, Scottish judge and Deputy President of the Supreme Court of the United Kingdom, tells us “Even in the face of the threat of international terrorism, the safety of the people is not the supreme law.” Should he continue to hold his offices or do we think he ought now to be getting his coat, changing his name to James Arthur Vapid Dope and be looking for a job as a waiter somewhere? Baghdad would do.

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Evil eyes

Is it true that President Asif Ali Zardari of Pakistan, a nation with a nuclear arsenal, starts each new day by sacrificing a black goat to ward off “evil eyes” and protect him from “black magic”? Are we all appropriately terrified?

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Biblical references

The Mussulmanic is seething because, unknown to anyone, the sights on our guns have serial numbers that include references to passages from the Big Bad Bible. The Mussulmanic is entitled to shout “Allahu Akbar” every time he fires a bullet at a person but religious references of any sort from a non-Mussulmanic are just plain rude and drive him into a state of outraged homicidal frenzy. So we are now busy grinding those offensive serial numbers away as fast as we can in hope of calming him down. When this is done we are then planning to give the Taliban branch of the Mussulmanic global conspiracy what it wanted all along – some of our money. Once they have it, does anybody think they’ll be coming back for more?

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the legal truth

The Dutch ‘Openbaar Ministerie’ has now brought the Age of Reason to an end in Europe and brought us all to teeter on the brink of a new age of darkness with the words “It is irrelevant whether Wilders' witnesses might prove Wilders’ observations to be correct, what’s relevant is that his observations are illegal”.

Monday, 25 January 2010

Madmen in orange prefer to stay home

How admirable of the mad Guantanamo inmates to intend taking legal action for the right to remain at Guantanamo and not be moved to a real prison on mainland America! What a slap in the eye for each and every dopey liberal Guantanamo botherer the world over. How truly satisfying!

Friday, 22 January 2010

Muslim Matrimonials

After noticing that Google is running Mussulmanic dating service adds on this site, Frit feels obliged to mention the rule that states that whenever Frit forbids one of his offspring to marry a Mussulmanic, which he never has, Frit is a racist, whereas whenever a Mussulmanic forbids his offspring to marry one of Frit’s offspring, which he always does, he is not a racist but Frit is again a racist for suggesting he might be.

Thursday, 21 January 2010


Frit notes that court proceeding against Geert Wilders are underway in Holland. The issues of freedom of speech and the Islamisation of Europe appear to be so sensitive that the mainstream media is not going out of its way to inform us of any of it, all for our own good.

Meanwhile, a study group commissioned by Frit, and made up of lawyers, has been looking into how “converting to Islam” is actually achieved. It turns out to be quite simple. All one has to do is say “I testify that there is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger (Prophet) of God.” And that’s it! Couldn’t be simpler! No need to sacrifice an animal and daub its blood on a tree full of bats under a crescent moon or anything complicated. Armed with this knowledge, Frit has worked out a plan for every person on Earth who is not a Muslim, i.e. every Christian, Hindu, Jew, Belgian etc., to speak these said words and convert, all together, at a given time on a given date. WOULDN’T THEY JUST BE SO IRRITATED! SO IRRITATED! They would have to suffer the inconvenience of finding a whole new other reason to want to kill us all.

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Massachusetts says loud “NO” to government by grubby subculture

The people of Massachusetts have emphatically rejected the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President and his team of dross. The humiliation goes double when you keep in mind that they were quite content to be represented by a drunk multimillionaire libertine murderer for the past 46 years.

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Curious attraction to animals

Learning that another sheep is reported to have given birth to a lamb with a human face in the fascinating orient, Frit would like a conclusive answer to the debate as to which of the following translations of a statement made by Ayatollah Khomeini is the most accurate:

A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal afterwards. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.”


It is loathsome to eat the meat of horse and mule and donkey and if somebody makes coitus with them, that is an intercourse, they become unlawful and they must be taken out of the city and sold elsewhere. If they have intercourse with a cow and sheep and camel their urine and dung becomes unclean and drinking their milk will also be unlawful and they must be killed and burned without delay, and the person who had intercourse with them must pay money to the owner. Further, if he had intercourse with any beast its milk becomes unlawful”.

And is there much difference?

Monday, 18 January 2010

Horrible Haiti earthquake TV spectacular

Did an individual described as an “actor” really appear on TV to tell Frit that the earthquake disaster in Haiti is the fault of the failure of the global warming conference in Denmark? And did an individual described as a “professor” really appear on TV to tell Frit that Haiti is such a disgusting poverty stricken hellhole because France forced it to pay reparations in exchange for independence in eighteen twenty freaking five?

The photograph shows Haiti before the earthquake. For a definitive statement on that country, please see:

Friday, 15 January 2010

Naked truth

Sources tell Frit that the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President strongly disapproves of this purported photograph of his mother circulating on the Internet not because it shows just what a slut she was but because it shows just how white she was.

Thursday, 14 January 2010

At war

On a recent hunting trip, Dick Cheney recently said to Frit:

“As I’ve watched the events of the last few days it is clear once again that President Obama is trying to pretend we are not at war.
• He seems to think if he has a low-key response to an attempt to blow up an airliner and kill hundreds of people, we won’t be at war.
• He seems to think if he gives terrorists the rights of Americans, lets them lawyer up and reads them their Miranda rights, we won’t be at war.
• He seems to think if we bring the mastermind of Sept. 11 to New York, give him a lawyer and trial in civilian court, we won’t be at war.
• He seems to think if he closes Guantanamo and releases the hard-core Al Qaeda-trained terrorists still there, we won’t be at war.
• He seems to think if he gets rid of the words, ‘war on terror,’ we won’t be at war.
But we are at war and when President Obama pretends we aren’t, it makes us less safe. Why doesn’t he want to admit we’re at war? It doesn’t fit with the view of the world he brought with him to the Oval Office. It doesn’t fit with what seems to be the goal of his presidency — social transformation — the restructuring of American society. President Obama’s first object and his highest responsibility must be to defend us against an enemy that knows we are at war.”

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Testes bomb tester

The more Frit looks at this photograph of the testicles bomber, the more he wonders how she came by a pair of testicles in the first place.

Monday, 11 January 2010


Frit thanks Britain’s Sun newspaper for informing the world that British taxpayers pay British soldiers 17,000 pounds of take-home pay for fighting the ghastly Taliban whilst they pay 25,740 pounds in benefits to the Mussulmanic “preacher” who calls those soldiers murderers and campaigns to turn Britain into Pakistan. Soldiers pay tax on their earnings, the Mussulmanic pays none. Frit believes the Mussulmanic in question, pictured here in the days before he discovered religion, should be deprived of his British citizenship on grounds of treason. After all, the law is that treason is committed “if a man do levy war against our lord the King in his realm, or be adherent to the King’s enemies in his realm, giving to them aid and comfort in the realm, or elsewhere". Pakistan should be asked to take him in. If Pakistan refuses, then the Atlantic Ocean is always available.

Treason also interestingly applies “if a man do violate the King’s companion, or the King’s eldest daughter unmarried, or the wife of the King’s eldest son and heir”, so the two Mussulmanics Khan and Al-Fayed who consorted with the wife of Prince Charles ought to have been in trouble too, if either violated her before her divorce as well as after it, which the former certainly appears to make no secret of.

Friday, 8 January 2010

Hijab stands for Hidden Inside Jessamyn’s Absurd Burka

Frit notes that, in the aftermath of the attempted Christmas bombing, there have already been complaints about profiling from a Mussulmanic woman who was asked to remove the sack her head was wrapped in and was then patted down all over “in public” at Washington Dulles International Airport. The CAIR organization (Charming Allah’s Islamic Radicals) has already taken up the issue and complained about “religious profiling in its most egregious form”. Some time ago, Frit’s legal team wrote the following to CAIR:

As you state on your website that you “are committed to a policy of Equal Employment Opportunity and that you prohibit discrimination in all your programs and activities on any legally recognized basis including, but not limited to, race, age, color, religion, sex, marital status, national origin, citizenship, ancestry, physical or mental disability, veteran status, or any other legally protected basis”, would you please be kind enough to inform us how many non-Muslims you currently employ?

No response to date.

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Somali pirate pulverizing appliance malfunctions

The Somali pirate pulverizing appliance, pictured, has badly malfunctioned in that fifteen to twenty vessels crewed by 250 to 300 people are now in the hands of the pirates at any one time. Conducting investigations into the cause, Frit has ruled out electrical faults apart from those concerning electrical impulses within circuits inside the brains of those who have ultimate command of the appliance. The official medical term for this brain malfunction is “spinelessness”. A phrase that describes this malfunction is “accepting the big money but not the big responsibility”.

A Danish policeman also appears to have malfunctioned for similar reasons in that, when confronted with a Somali attempting to commit a murder armed with an axe and a knife, he shot at his leg instead of his head. The Danish taxpayer will now be coughing up the big legal costs and social benefits for years to come.

Monday, 4 January 2010

Lucrative help

Did the Goon Queen of Gutter Subculture and Hollywood Gaud really say “We left corporate America, which is a lot of what we’re asking young people to do. Don’t go into corporate America … But if you make that choice, as we did, to move out of the money-making industry into the helping industry, then your salaries respond”?